Monthly Archive

October 2022

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 45 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
One-Liner #1693
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1693

Last night my girlfriend was complaining that I never listen to her … or something like that.... read more..
Cybersalt News - October 27, 2022
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - October 27, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and my travels are going well. Right now she is in Portland Oregon at a conference while I am still in Ontario wrapping up with more time with my parents.... read more..
Drug Inspection
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Drug Inspection

A DEA (Drug Enforcement Administration) officer stops at a ranch in Montana and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The old ran... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4773 - October 27, 2022
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
113
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4773 - October 27, 2022

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and my travels are going well. Right now she is in Portland Oregon at a conference while I am ... read more..
News
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

News

The shipwrecked sailor had spent several years on a deserted island. Then one morning he was thrilled to see a ship offshore and a smaller vessel pulling out toward him. When the boat grounded on the... read more..
Quote #2130
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #2130

"If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor." - Eleanor Roosevelt read more..
Show and Tell
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
8686
2 min read

Show and Tell

I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second-grade classroom a few years back. When I was a kid, I loved s... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4772 - October 16, 2022
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
134
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4772 - October 16, 2022

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! Today's news is that Grandma Cybersalt and I spent yesterday travelling back east to visit my folks. We have ar... read more..
Cybersalt News - October 16, 2022
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1077
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Cybersalt News - October 16, 2022

Sunday greetings, everyone! Today's news is that Grandma Cybersalt and I spent yesterday travelling back east to visit my folks. We have arrive safely and ready for some sleep! Today's video share i... read more..
One-Liner #1692
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1692

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure.... read more..
Quote #2129
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #2129

"Even in the trials of life, if we have eyes to see them, we can find good things everywhere we look." - Joanna Gaines read more..
New Librarian
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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New Librarian

The new librarian decided that instead of checking out children's books by writing the names of borrowers on the book cards herself, she would have the youngsters sign their own names. She would then ... read more..
Porcine Moniker
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Porcine Moniker

A farmer called his pig Ball Point. Well, it wasn't its real name - just a pen name.... read more..
Hoppity ... Oh! My Back!
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Hoppity ... Oh! My Back!

How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in the group? Answer: Just look for the grey hares.... read more..
Cybersalt News - October 13, 2022
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1070
<1min

Cybersalt News - October 13, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I both had colds this week, but we are grateful for the timing because this weekend we are heading on a trip back east to visit my parents and our dau... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4771 - October 13, 2022
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
137
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4771 - October 13, 2022

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I both had colds this week, but we are grateful for the timing because this weekend we are... read more..
Pastors, Vicars, Expectations, Criticism
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Pastors, Vicars, Expectations, Criticism

Can a Vicar ever win? If he visit’s his flock he’s nosey. If he doesn’t - he’s lazy or a snob. If he preaches longer than 10 minutes it’s too long. If he doesn’t - he can’t be bothered to prepare fo... read more..
Eternal Place
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Eternal Place

A Catholic, a Baptist, and a Presbyterian all die and go to heaven. St. Peter comes around to the Pearly Gates and leads them through to a hallway lined with doors. These, he explains, lead to the pla... read more..
Quote #2128
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #2128

"When I started counting my blessings, my whole life turned around." - Willie Nelson read more..
One-Liner #1691
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1691

Relationships are a lot like algebra ... have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?... read more..
Money Call
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Money Call

A young man was having some money problems, and needed $200 to get his car fixed and road-worthy again but had run out of people to borrow from. So, he calls his parents via the operator, reverses the... read more..
Progress, Progress?
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2880
2 min read

Progress, Progress?

You know you are living in the 21st century when ... . Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not have e-mail addresses. . You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4770 - October 9, 2022
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
135
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4770 - October 9, 2022

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone - and Happy Thanksgiving in Canada! Grandma Cybersalt and I headed up island yesterday and had a fun day with tw... read more..
Cybersalt News - October 9, 2022
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - October 9, 2022

Sunday greetings, everyone - and Happy Thanksgiving in Canada! Grandma Cybersalt and I headed up island yesterday and had a fun day with two of our kids and their families. We had a great turkey meal... read more..
Quote #2127
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #2127

"Joy is the simplest form of gratitude." - Karl Barth read more..
One-Liner #1690
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1690

I changed my password to "incorrect", so whenever I forget what it is the computer will say, "Your password is incorrect."... read more..
Gratefulness
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Gratefulness

Billy Brown decided it was time to buy a new house, so he decided to sell his old house and put the matter in a real estate agent's hands. The agent wrote up a sales blurb for the house that made won... read more..
Nice Calf
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Nice Calf

Moses broke the ten commandments.... read more..
Getting Out
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3777
<1min

Getting Out

During a field exercise at Camp Lejeune, N.C., my squad was on a night patrol through some thick brush. Halfway through, we realized we'd lost our map. The patrol navigator informed us, "Our odds are... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4769 - October 6, 2022
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
106
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4769 - October 6, 2022

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! I am wondering if anyone out there has a website that needs a redo or major redesign? A refugee we have bee... read more..
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