Monthly Archive

November 2022

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 61 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4777 - November 13, 2022
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
115
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4777 - November 13, 2022

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! Thank you for praying for Pastor Suneel and family. They have found a house to rent and will be moving in a wee... read more..
Cybersalt News - November 13, 2022
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
980
<1min

Cybersalt News - November 13, 2022

Sunday greetings, everyone! Thank you for praying for Pastor Suneel and family. They have found a house to rent and will be moving in a week's time. There is a new devotional from Rev. Suneel Barkat... read more..
One-Liner #1697
One-liners
Susan Davis
1007
<1min

One-Liner #1697

The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept. - George Carlin... read more..
Theory Testing Contest
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5671
2 min read

Theory Testing Contest

*Winners of a Recent Theory Testing Contest* HONOURABLE MENTION: The quantity of consonants in the English language is constant.  If omitted in one place, they turn up in another.  When a read more..
Animal Crackers
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
6939
<1min

Animal Crackers

When the mother returned from the grocery store, her small son pulled out the box of animal crackers he had begged for, then he spread the animal-shaped crackers all over the kitchen counter. "What a... read more..
Aging, Elderly
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3033
3 min read

Aging, Elderly

It’s hard to say if its an urban legend or true. Just the same, the poem says what is true and so I’m including it in the list today. Thanks to list member “pmills6734” for sending it to me. When an ... read more..
Quote #2134
Quotes
Susan Davis
1173
<1min

Quote #2134

"You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose." - Dr. Seuss read more..
Cybersalt News - November 10, 2022
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1007
<1min

Cybersalt News - November 10, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! After a longer than usual summer, we got some early snow at Cybersalt World Headquarters this week. It's all melted now, making it the best kind of snow! Rev. Suneel Barka... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4776 - November 10, 2022
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
108
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4776 - November 10, 2022

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! After a longer than usual summer, we got some early snow at Cybersalt World Headquarters this week. It's all mel... read more..
Congratulations on 160 Years
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3019
<1min

Congratulations on 160 Years

A lawyer dies in a car accident on his 40th birthday and finds himself greeted at the Pearly Gates by a brass band. Saint Peter runs over, shakes his hand and says "Congratulations!" "Congratulations... read more..
Insurance Claims
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5984
2 min read

Insurance Claims

These are from insurance forms in which drivers were asked to explain their disasters in the fewest words possible.*************************** Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and colli... read more..
Major League Negotiations
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3259
<1min

Major League Negotiations

Baseball umpires want salary hikes. The response from the owners is, "Yikes! Can't afford increased pay." So the union does say, "Then our recourse is calling more strikes." -* Kirk Miller... read more..
Military Bureaucracy
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2794
<1min

Military Bureaucracy

When I was a newly commissioned Lieutenant in the Army, I was assigned as a temporary assistant in an administrative office in a Military Intelligence unit. One day a long form came around with a cove... read more..
Quote #2133
Quotes
Susan Davis
1258
<1min

Quote #2133

"Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn." - Benjamin Franklin read more..
One-Liner #1696
One-liners
Susan Davis
1251
<1min

One-Liner #1696

I would imagine if you could understand morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy. - Mitch Hedberg... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4775 - November 6, 2022
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
102
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4775 - November 6, 2022

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! After an exceptionally nice October, the regular November weather has arrived at Cybersalt World Headquarters. ... read more..
Cybersalt News - November 6, 2022
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
981
<1min

Cybersalt News - November 6, 2022

Sunday greetings, everyone! After an exceptionally nice October, the regular November weather has arrived at Cybersalt World Headquarters. Storms, rain, and power outages are on the seasonal menu onc... read more..
The Power of Sin
Suneel Barkat
Rev. Suneel Barkat
3781
4 min read

The Power of Sin

Then the man and his wife heard the sound of the Lord God as he was walking in the garden in the cool of the day, and they hid from the Lord God among the trees of the ga... read more..
Back In Office
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3736
<1min

Back In Office

When I became a licensed chiropractor, I moved back to my hometown and soon had a thriving practice. One morning I saw a new patient whom I recognized as my old high-school principal. "Wow," I said ... read more..
Horace Fashion
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2588
<1min

Horace Fashion

"Carpe diem": Seize the day; "Carp in denim": There's a fish in my pants! read more..
Assumption, First Impressions, Attitude
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2572
<1min

Assumption, First Impressions, Attitude

On a cruise to Alaska, I saw my very first glacier in the magnificent Inside Passage. Excitedly, I asked the ship's officer what it was called. "It's some dumb glacier," he replied. Disappointed by... read more..
Quote #2132
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #2132

"Spread love everywhere you go. Let no one ever come to you without leaving happier." - Mother Teresa read more..
One-Liner #1695
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1695

Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy ... all day. - Mitch Hedburg... read more..
Cybersalt News - November 3, 2022
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1059
2 min read

Cybersalt News - November 3, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I are back from our trip which was very enjoyable in the easiest parts and blessed in the challenging parts. For one of the Sundays we were away I was... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4774 - November 3, 2022
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
102
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4774 - November 3, 2022

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I are back from our trip which was very enjoyable in the easiest parts and blessed in the ... read more..
Pete Died
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3298
<1min

Pete Died

Mrs. Pete Monaghan came into the newsroom to pay for her husband's obituary. She was told by the kindly newsman that it was a dollar a word and he remembered Pete and wasn't it too bad ... read more..
Circle Stand
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3886
<1min

Circle Stand

Ron just got a new sports car and was out for a drive when he cut off a truck driver. The trucker motioned for Ron to pull over. When he did, the driver got out of his truck and pulled a piece of cha... read more..
Server Confusion
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
7353
<1min

Server Confusion

John was furious when his steak arrived too rare. "Waiter," he shouted, "Didn't you hear me say 'well done'?" "I can't thank you enough, sir," replied the waiter. "I hardly ever get a compliment."... read more..
Grouchiness
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2629
<1min

Grouchiness

While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and resumed their trip. When leaving, the elderly woman unknowi... read more..
One-Liner #1694
One-liners
Susan Davis
1150
<1min

One-Liner #1694

Maybe if we start telling people their brain is an app, they'll want to use it.... read more..
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