Monthly Archive

2022

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 685 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Neck and Neck
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
7318
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Neck and Neck

"Two silk worms had a race. It ended in a tie." read more..
God's Leading
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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God's Leading

Nearing the parish church during his daily walk, a young man saw that some shrubbery was on fire. He banged on the rectory door and told the woman who opened it she'd better call the fire department. ... read more..
Quote #2086
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #2086

"Unless there is Good Friday in your life, there can be no Easter Sunday." - Fulton J. Sheen read more..
Quote #2085
Quotes
Susan Davis
1301
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Quote #2085

As they approached Jerusalem and came to Bethphage on the Mount of Olives, Jesus sent two disciples, saying to them, "Go to the village ahead of you, and at once you will find a donkey tied there, wit... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4726 - April 10, 2022
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
107
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4726 - April 10, 2022

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsPalm Sunday Greetings everyone - the world would surely benefit from another parade were we all call out to Jesus to save us! Today's video... read more..
Cybersalt News - April 10, 2022
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
980
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Cybersalt News - April 10, 2022

Palm Sunday Greetings everyone - the world would surely benefit from another parade were we all call out to Jesus to save us! Today's video share is Palm Sunday as depicted in "The Jesus Film." This ... read more..
More Too Much Coffee
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3797
<1min

More Too Much Coffee

You know you've been drinking too much coffee when... You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer. You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked. You just comp... read more..
I’d Give Her a Piece of My Mind If I Had Any To Spare
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1694
4 min read

I’d Give Her a Piece of My Mind If I Had Any To Spare

I do not know if grouchy comes with old age or if in old age you are too weak to subdue it. I guess it does not really matter because I am having a little bit of trouble along this line. My grouchy se... read more..
Zippo Liturgy
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2664
<1min

Zippo Liturgy

A man was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring. He went in and saw an altar with a large zero in the middle and a banner that said 'NIL'. White-robed people were kneeling before the a... read more..
10 Rules for a Happy Day
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3511
2 min read

10 Rules for a Happy Day

1. TODAY I WILL NOT STRIKE BACK: If someone is rude, if someone is impatient, if someone is unkind... I will not respond in a like manner. 2. TODAY I WILL ASK GOD TO BLESS MY "ENEMY": If I come acr read more..
One-Liner #1648
One-liners
Susan Davis
1248
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One-Liner #1648

I don't trip, I do random gravity checks.... read more..
Seven Times!
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
1194
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Seven Times!

St. Peter was standing at the Pearly Gates when a soul approached, hopeful of being let in. Peter asked, "Why should I let you into Heaven?" The very recently departed answered, "Once a coworker s... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4725 - April 7, 2022
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
101
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4725 - April 7, 2022

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday!  I was having one of the best sleeps I have had in a while last night when I was awoken at 1:55am by the fr... read more..
Cybersalt News - April 7, 2022
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1159
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Cybersalt News - April 7, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday!  I was having one of the best sleeps I have had in a while last night when I was awoken at 1:55am by the front doorbell being rung three times in quick succession. I s... read more..
One-Liner #1647
One-liners
Susan Davis
1364
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One-Liner #1647

Sometimes it takes me all day to get nothing done.... read more..
Quote #2084
Quotes
Susan Davis
1161
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Quote #2084

"In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt." - Margaret Atwood read more..
Ashes
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
7235
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Ashes

Stacey makes a new friend at school and invites her home for the first time.  Stacey excuses herself to fetch her Mom and introduce her new friend.  As her friend is standing in the living r... read more..
How Low Down Low
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2593
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How Low Down Low

"If someone complains that punning is the lowest form of humor, you can tell them that poetry is verse." - Richard Lederer read more..
Charity Begins at Home
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2823
<1min

Charity Begins at Home

A big, burly man visited his pastor's home and asked to see the minister's wife, a woman well known for her charitable impulses. "Madam," he said in a broken voice, "I wish to draw your attention to ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4724 - April 3, 2022
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
133
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4724 - April 3, 2022

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday Greetings everyone and welcome to April. Spring has truly arrived at Cybersalt World Headquarters. I know so because this week I spo... read more..
Cybersalt News - April 3, 2022
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - April 3, 2022

Sunday Greetings everyone and welcome to April. Spring has truly arrived at Cybersalt World Headquarters. I know so because this week I spotted a Grandma Cybersalt out mowing the lawn! Our world is ... read more..
Quote 2083
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote 2083

"If Spring came but once a century instead of once a year, or burst forth with the sound of an earthquake and not in silence, what wonder and expectation there would be in all hearts to behold the mir read more..
One-Liner #1646
One-liners
Susan Davis
1304
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One-Liner #1646

I don't have grey hair; I have wisdom highlights!... read more..
A Switch in Time On My behind
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1818
4 min read

A Switch in Time On My behind

Recently, I was reminded of my father’s passing 12 years ago. It’s funny how time quickly goes by, and then something happens to remind you of the past. When I was growing up, spankings were normal. ... read more..
Lost Friends
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6560
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Lost Friends

Pete and Larry had not seen each other in many years.  Now they had a long talk trying to fill in the gap of those years by telling about their lives. Finally Pete invited Larry to visit him in h... read more..
Cavity Search
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Cavity Search

"I'm going to the dentist today: HOPE I DON'T COME BACK ALL CAPS!" read more..
Witnessing
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Witnessing

I answered my door and a Jehovah's Witness asked if he could talk to me about God. I said, "Sure, what would you like to know?"... read more..
2 Wishes
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4357
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2 Wishes

A couple had been married for 25 years and was celebrating the husband's 60th birthday. During the party, a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple all those years, sh... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4723 - March 31, 2022
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
117
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4723 - March 31, 2022

Click here to view this edition online!  Issue #4723 Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday!  The end of March Break has brought a fun visit with a friend and his 2 kids for a couple of day... read more..
Cybersalt News - March 31, 2022
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1064
<1min

Cybersalt News - March 31, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday!  The end of March Break has brought a fun visit with a friend and his 2 kids for a couple of days - so that news will keep today's news brief. That said, are you feel... read more..
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