Monthly Archive

January 2023

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 61 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
He Does; He Done
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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He Does; He Done

"Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished." read more..
Failure, School, Report Cards
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Failure, School, Report Cards

A professional athlete hit the ceiling when his nine year old son brought home a failing report card. "Well, Dad," explained the youngster, "lets' not say that I flunked. Lets' just say they failed t... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4794 - January 15, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
109
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4794 - January 15, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings from cough central, where Grandma Cybersalt and I continue to make slow, steady progress in getting better.  Today's ... read more..
Cybersalt News - January 15, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - January 15, 2023

Sunday greetings from cough central, where Grandma Cybersalt and I continue to make slow, steady progress in getting better.  Today's video share is of a place that is pretty far out - well, pre... read more..
Quote #2150
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #2150

"Spring will come and so will happiness. Hold on. Life will get warmer." - Anita Krizan read more..
One-Liner #1714
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1714

"You know what my bedtime story was when I was a kid? Darkness!" - Jerry Seinfeld read more..
What's for Dinner?
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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What's for Dinner?

Can't eat beef......mad cow. Can't eat chicken...... bird flu. Can't eat eggs..... possible Salmonella. Can't eat pork.....fears that bird flu will infect piggies. Also trichinosis. Can't eat fish... read more..
Animal Voices
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Animal Voices

"Doc, I can hear all kinds of animals talk in my head." "Well, don't worry," said the doctor. "You're just having Disney spells." read more..
Humanism, Socialism
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Humanism, Socialism

Leon Blum, the former Socialist Premier of France, once met David Ben Gurion. He introduced himself this way, "I had better tell you right away, Mr. Ben Gurion, that I am a humanist first, a socialist... read more..
Health Priorities
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Health Priorities

Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement. The first patient is examined within the hour, is x-ray... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4793 - January 12, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
128
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4793 - January 12, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Today's mailing is brought to you by the letters R, S and V. That's right, our doctor figures that on the heals ... read more..
Cybersalt News - January 12, 2022
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1004
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Cybersalt News - January 12, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today's mailing is brought to you by the letters R, S and V. That's right, our doctor figures that on the heals of recovering from the flu we caught RSV. Grandma Cybersalt ... read more..
Expensive Cosmetics
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Expensive Cosmetics

Joe's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products, she asked, "Darling, honestly,... read more..
Family Loop
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Family Loop

Many, many years agoWhen I was twenty three,I got married to a widow,Pretty as could be. This widow had a grown-up daughterWith flowing hair of red.My father fell in love with her,And soon the two we... read more..
Cybersalt News - January 8, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - January 8, 2023

Sunday greetings! Just when Grandma Cybersalt and I thought we were getting better, we have either caught a new bug or been rebugged.  So to limit your exposure to whichever it is, today's new i... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4792 - January 8, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
109
7 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4792 - January 8, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt News - January 1, 2023 (2)Sunday greetings! Just when Grandma Cybersalt and I thought we were getting better, we have either caught a new bug o... read more..
One-liner #1713
One-liners
Susan Davis
1177
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One-liner #1713

Don't ask a girl where she wants to go for dinner ... tell her to guess where you're taking her to eat, and then take her to her first guess!... read more..
Quote #2149
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #2149

Until the lion learns to write, every story will glorify the hunter. - An African Proverb.... read more..
Television Bloopers - British Style
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

Television Bloopers - British Style

"Liz Taylor is recovering in hospital after having had a benign tuna removed from just behind her right ear." Capital Radio Peter Snow: "In a sense, Deng Xiaoping's death was inevitable, wasn't it?" read more..
Animal Characteristics
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Animal Characteristics

Some farmers were standing around shooting the breeze one day when the topic came around to animals and their distinguishing traits. The group agreed that the dog was probably the most loyal animal a... read more..
The Marbles, Kind Deeds
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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3 min read

The Marbles, Kind Deeds

During the waning years of the depression in a small southeastern Idaho community, I used to stop by Brother Miller's roadside stand for farm-fresh produce as the season made it available. Food and mo... read more..
Letter to Paleoanthropology Division
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4209
3 min read

Letter to Paleoanthropology Division

-Paleoanthropology Division Smithsonian Institute 207 Pennsylvania Avenue Washington, DC 20078 Dear Sir: Thank you for your latest submission to the Institute, labeled "211-D, layer seven, next t read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4791 - January 5, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
127
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4791 - January 5, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! I have been saving a treat for all of us for this first Chicken Thursday of 2023. A few months ago I found a chi... read more..
Cybersalt News - January 5, 2022
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - January 5, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I have been saving a treat for all of us for this first Chicken Thursday of 2023. A few months ago I found a chicken live stream! But here is the deal - it's not alway... read more..
One-Liner #1712
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1712

My resolution was to read more so I put the subtitles on my tv.... read more..
Quote #2148
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #2148

"Be grateful to God, every year you live." - Lailah Gifty Akita read more..
Animal Bites
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Animal Bites

The African chieftain was so merciful that, when he ascended to power, he forbade the killing of all animals. Not long thereafter, the lion and cheetah population began to get out of hand, and, starvi... read more..
Perspective, Choices
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2734
2 min read

Perspective, Choices

Today I woke up early, excited over all I get to do before the clock strikes midnight. I have responsibilities to fulfill today. I am important. My job is to choose what kind of day I am going to have... read more..
Christmas Treats
Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

Christmas Treats

'Twas the month after Christmas, and all through the house Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse. The cookies I'd nibbled, the eggnog I'd taste At the holiday parties had gone to my waist. When I g read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4790 - January 1, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
101
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4790 - January 1, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone, and Happy New Year! Grandma Cybersalt and I wish you the happiest 2023 and pray for God's richest blessing upon... read more..
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