Monthly Archive

September 2023

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 64 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News - September 17, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - September 17, 2023

Sunday greetings everyone! Today's video share is a first for me: a video from TikTok. The fellow featured in this video has such an infectious faith that I had to share it with you. However, being o... read more..
One More Scam Call and I’m Going to Scream
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1410
4 min read

One More Scam Call and I’m Going to Scream

Upon retirement, my life changed in few ways. I'm still as busy as before; I just don't get a paycheck for being busy. Nothing has changed that much. The one thing that has changed is I schedule a na... read more..
Quote #2207
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #2207

"Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do." - Voltaire read more..
One-Liner #1772
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1772

So after winning the game, I decided to throw the ball into the crowd like they do on TV ... apparently, it's unacceptable in bowling.... read more..
Changing Plates
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Changing Plates

My friend called his car insurance company to tell them to change his address from Texas to Vermont. The woman who took the call asked where Vermont was. As he tried to explain, she interrupted and read more..
Bill Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Bill Pun

A lawyer sent an overdue bill to a client. A note was attached that stated: "This bill is one year old." By return mail the lawyer had his bill back. To it was attached a card which read: "Happy Bi... read more..
Trained For Trouble, Parenting, Raising Children
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Trained For Trouble, Parenting, Raising Children

Once there was a little boy. When he was three weeks old his parents turned him over to a baby-sitter. When he was two years old, they dressed him up like a cowboy, and gave him a gun. When he was t... read more..
Cybersalt News - September 14, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - September 14, 2023

Oh Look Chicken Thursday! I pastored local churches for 28 years and in that time I never saw a sheep as woolly as the sheep in today's video share!Click Here to watch the video. Enjoy the rest of t... read more..
A Man With Few Words
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
6710
2 min read

A Man With Few Words

Once upon a time there was a prince who, through no fault of his own, was cast under a spell by an evil witch. The curse was that the prince could speak only one word each year. However, he could sav... read more..
Knowing Everything is a Blessing and a Curse
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1530
4 min read

Knowing Everything is a Blessing and a Curse

If you ever spent more than five minutes with me, you would conclude that I do not know everything. I would agree 100%. It is not bad that I don't know everything. I know today more than I knew ten y... read more..
Quote #2208
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #2208

My little brother just asked, "Why are people so nice to the people who are about to die?" And I told him that we want to make their last few moments on earth happy. And he said, "Everyone dies... read more..
One-Liner #1773
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1773

Always order two coffees ... to make your second donut look like it's for someone else. ... read more..
Following Orders
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Following Orders

As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor said, "All right! All you idiots fall out." As the rest of the squad wandered away, I remained at attention. The In... read more..
SPCA Rescue
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

SPCA Rescue

"Hello, hello?" shrilled a spinsterish voice over the phone. "Is this the SPCA?" "Yes." "I want you to send somebody over right away." "What's wrong?" "There's a horrid magazine salesman sitting i read more..
Booty
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Booty

A famous treasure hunter went out one day with all of his diving gear to search for a treasure box that was supposed to be on a sunken ship. He swam around for a while and looked where it was supposed... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4852 - September 10, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
127
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4852 - September 10, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh Look Chicken Thursday! I pastored local churches for 28 years and in that time I never saw a sheep as woolly as the sheep in today's vid... read more..
So This Is Old Age
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1201
4 min read

So This Is Old Age

The other morning I got up; at least, I tried to get up, but the bones in every part of my body had organized a labor strike against me. I’m not quite sure what they were protesting. As I lay there g... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4851 - September 7, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
121
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4851 - September 7, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh Look Chicken Thursday! I just noticed that the subject of last Sunday's mailing was [Cybersalt Digest] Issue #48500. Even Walter M.... read more..
Cybersalt News - September 7, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - September 7, 2023

Oh Look Chicken Thursday! I just noticed that the subject of last Sunday's mailing was [Cybersalt Digest] Issue #48500. Even Walter M. did not catch that one - or maybe he did and I just haven't... read more..
Forgotten Teeth
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Forgotten Teeth

A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth. Turning to the man next t... read more..
As If I Really Could
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1711
4 min read

As If I Really Could

Have you ever had the feeling that you've been hoodwinked? You can't point out the specifics, but something deep inside suggests you have been. The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I had a wond... read more..
One-Liner #1771
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1771

Next time a stranger talks to you when you're alone, just look at them shocked and whisper, "You can see me?"... read more..
How Hot Is It?
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

How Hot Is It?

The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground. The trees are whistling for the dogs. The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance. Hot water now comes ou read more..
Bicycle Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Bicycle Pun

A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.... read more..
Hot Sauce
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Hot Sauce

Two friends and I ordered sandwiches in a local joint. I wanted hot sauce, Jim wanted medium and Bob, mild. When I asked for all three, the ornery waitress pointed to the squeeze bottle sitting in t... read more..
Quote #2206
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #2206

"The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men." - Plato read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4850 - September 3, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
108
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4850 - September 3, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings and welcome to September! I had the wrong privacy setting on the ink to the video of me roller skating so some of you who ... read more..
Cybersalt News - September 3, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - September 3, 2023

Sunday greetings and welcome to September! I had the wrong privacy setting on the ink to the video of me roller skating so some of you who tried to watch it were not able to. I can't imagine not bein... read more..
Have Giggle Will Laugh
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1687
4 min read

Have Giggle Will Laugh

I have many problems in my life. I have yet to recognize all of my problems, but I'm sure I will soon. That's why it's so great to be married to someone like The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage. T... read more..
Quote #2205
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #2205

“Desire that your life count for something great! Long for your life to have eternal significance. Want this! Don’t coast through life without a passion.” - John Piper, Don't Waste Your Life... read more..
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