Monthly Archive

November 2023

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 57 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Census Names
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Census Names

Census Taker: "How many children do you have?" Woman: "Four." Census Taker: "May I have their names, please?" Woman: "Eenee, Meenee, Minee and Frank." Census Taker: "Okay, that's fine. But may I a... read more..
Not Knowing All the Words
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Not Knowing All the Words

While walking through the woods one day, I was surprised to hear a child's voice. I followed the sound, trying in vain to understand the child's words. When I spotted a boy perched on a rock, I realiz... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4864 - November 9, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
141
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4864 - November 9, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Sometimes the trip to the airport is exciting and other times it is sad. This week's trip was a sad one as we sa... read more..
Cybersalt News - November 9, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - November 9, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Sometimes the trip to the airport is exciting and other times it is sad. This week's trip was a sad one as we said bye to our eldest daughter and her son after a great week... read more..
The Hokey Pokey
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

The Hokey Pokey

With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry LaPrise, the man th... read more..
Buffalo Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Buffalo Pun

What did the mama buffalo say to the son buffalo when he went off to college? "Bison."... read more..
Parenting, Children, Sacrifice
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Parenting, Children, Sacrifice

Two kids are talking to each other. One says, "I'm really worried. My dad works twelve hours a day to give me a nice home and good food. My mom spends the whole day cleaning and cooking for me. I'm w... read more..
Goober Ring
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4564
<1min

Goober Ring

Passing an office building late one night, a Goober saw a sign that said, "Press bell for night watchman." She did so, and after several minutes she heard the watchman clomping down the stairs. The ... read more..
Quote #2219
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #2219

"Accept that life produces more relationships than you can nurture, [and] activities than you can keep up with." - Dr. Henry Cloud read more..
One-Liner #1784
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1784

Due to inflation you can now eat food that has been on the floor for up to 7.3 seconds.... read more..
Cybersalt News - November 5, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - November 5, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! I turned 58 yesterday. It was a wonderful day of celebrating with Grandma Cybersalt, our 3 kids and two of their spouses (Alyssa's husband Matt is away on a one month mili... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4863 - November 5, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
101
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4863 - November 5, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! I turned 58 yesterday. It was a wonderful day of celebrating with Grandma Cybersalt, our 3 kids and two of thei... read more..
Why Do Some Cute Babies Grow Up Ugly
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1802
4 min read

Why Do Some Cute Babies Grow Up Ugly

Our second great grand baby was born at the end of last year. Since then, it has been a delight to watch her grow. I will not say she is the cutest baby in the world, but I haven't met any cuter. She... read more..
Quote #2218
Quotes
Susan Davis
949
<1min

Quote #2218

If you're a giver, remember to learn your limits - because takers don't have any. - Unknown... read more..
One-Liner #1783
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1783

Deep thought of the day: When you clean out a vacuum cleaner, you become a vacuum cleaner.... read more..
Chicken Cannon
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Chicken Cannon

TRUE STORY!!!! It Does Take a Rocket Scientist Scientists at NASA developed a gun specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airlines, military jets, and the space shuttle.  The... read more..
Bible Pun 1
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Bible Pun 1

A little boy from Minneapolis came home from Sunday school with a frown on his face. "I'm not going back there anymore," he announced with finality. "I don't like the Bible they keep teaching us." "... read more..
Good Samaritans
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Good Samaritans

Walking through a rough part of the city one night, two social workers heard moans and groans and muted cries for help coming from an alley. Walking toward the sound, they found a semi-conscious man. ... read more..
I Don’t Believe in Superstition…But
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1332
4 min read

I Don’t Believe in Superstition…But

I don’t believe in any of the superstitious nonsense that seems to be going around these days. Some people have a fear of numbers like 13 and 666. What in the world does a number have to do with anyth... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4862 - November 2, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
109
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4862 - November 2, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I get to go the the airport tonight to be part of a crowd of people welcoming some newcome... read more..
Cybersalt News - November 2, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - November 2, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I get to go the the airport tonight to be part of a crowd of people welcoming some newcomers to Canada. Another refugee family is restarting their lif... read more..
Dig, Dig, Dig
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Dig, Dig, Dig

A husband and wife constantly bickered and fought, often yelling deep into the night. Most fights ended with the husband shouting, "When I die, I will dig my way up, out of the grave and come back and... read more..
Quote #2217
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #2217

"You still haven't met all the people who are going to love you." - from the song of the same title by David Peralta De La Luz read more..
One-Liner #1782
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1782

By replacing your morning coffee with green tea, you can lose up to 87% of what little joy you still have left in your life.... read more..
Understanding the Signs
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Understanding the Signs

Over the years, my husband and I have usually managed to decode the cute but confusing gender signs sometimes put on restaurants' restroom doors (Buoys and Gulls, Laddies and Lassies, etc.), but every... read more..
Brutus Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
6396
<1min

Brutus Pun

Caesar sends Brutus to bring him 12 apples. Brutus returns with the apples and Caesar counts them but finds only 10 apples. He turns to Brutus and angrily says: "Et two, Brutus?"... read more..
The World's Most-Used Lies:
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

The World's Most-Used Lies:

+ It's a good thing you came in today. It's the last one we have. + You made it yourself? I would have never guessed. + Go ahead and tell me, I won't tell another soul. + It's delicious but I can't read more..
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