Monthly Archive

2025

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 874 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
G.I. Excuses
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5245
2 min read

G.I. Excuses

The General went out to find that none of his GIs were there.  One finally ran up, panting heavily. "Sorry, sir!  I can explain, you see I had a date and it ran a little late.  I ran t... read more..
Quote #2358
Quotes
Susan Davis
898
<1min

Quote #2358

"Children don't often show their pain through talking. They show us their pain through 'challenging behaviour'. As a culture, we need to move beyond seeing challenging behaviour as 'naughtiness' or a read more..
One-Liner #1923
One-liners
Susan Davis
816
<1min

One-Liner #1923

If you serve your kids frozen pizza or chicken nuggets for dinner, you are a terrible parent - I don't care how busy you are - find the time to microwave them!... read more..
Spam Alert! 🚨
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
877
<1min

Spam Alert! 🚨

If anyone gets a message from me about canned meat, don't open it. It's Spam.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5008 - May 11, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
120
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5008 - May 11, 2025

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone - and Happy Mother's Day to those who celebrate it! Grandma Cybersalt and I are touring parts of Ottawa ... read more..
Cybersalt News - May 11 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
770
<1min

Cybersalt News - May 11 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone - and Happy Mother's Day to those who celebrate it! Grandma Cybersalt and I are touring parts of Ottawa today. Our plan is to visit the National Gallery of Canada and the N... read more..
Division of Labor
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3239
<1min

Division of Labor

The couple had an outstandingly happy and successful marriage. The husband was once asked to what he attributed this remarkable situation. "It's simple," he said. "Division of labor. My wife makes al... read more..
A Roadside Surprise!
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
721
<1min

A Roadside Surprise!

We are having Himalayan rabbit casserole for dinner; we found himalayan on the road!... read more..
Where's Mommy
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3849
<1min

Where's Mommy

One evening after dinner, a five-year-old boy noticed that his mother had gone out and he asked his father, "Where did mommy go?" In answer to his question, he was told, "Mommy is at a Tupperware par... read more..
Quote #2357
Quotes
Susan Davis
0
<1min

Quote #2357

"Show me a messy house and I'll show you a really fun mom." - Ellen Brenneman read more..
One-Liner #1922
One-liners
Susan Davis
299
<1min

One-Liner #1922

I'm not saying that my wife orders a lot from Amazon, I'm just saying that if I got a job as an Amazon driver they'd probably let me work from home.... read more..
Cybersalt News - May 8, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
808
<1min

Cybersalt News - May 8, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I are off on another trip to a nation's capital - this time it's Canada's! In the meantime, I hope you enjoy this picture of our time with Abraham Li... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5007 - May 7, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
127
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5007 - May 7, 2025

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I are off on another trip to a nation's capital - this time it's Canada's! In the ... read more..
Quote #2356
Quotes
Susan Davis
1205
<1min

Quote #2356

"Not everything that weighs you down is yours to carry." - Toby Mac #SpeakLife read more..
Memories of a Father
Susan Page
Susan Page
968
4 min read

Memories of a Father

- photo by Susan PageIt takes time to sift through our memories, and the process can be like peering into a murky mirror. There may be a distorted mixed bag of recollections in the form of words that read more..
Everything I Learned From a Cow
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3346
<1min

Everything I Learned From a Cow

1. Wake up in a happy mooo-d. 2. Don't cry over spilled milk. 3. When chewing your cud, remember: There's no fat, no calories, no cholesterol, and no taste! 4. The grass is green on the other side read more..
One-Liner #1921
One-liners
Susan Davis
1030
<1min

One-Liner #1921

I just learned the professional way to say "I told you so": "This was identified early on as a likely outcome."... read more..
Computer Support Woes
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5758
2 min read

Computer Support Woes

Actual dialog of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee: *Note the word 'former' in the above statement!! "Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?" "Yes, well, I'm having trouble wit... read more..
Yardstick Fiasco:📏😱
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1153
<1min

Yardstick Fiasco:📏😱

Just found out the company that produces yardsticks won't be making them any longer.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5006 - May 4, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
117
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5006 - May 4, 2025

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! I imagine that many of you, when flying, have taken pictures of your plane from inside of it. But how m... read more..
Cybersalt News - May 4 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
772
<1min

Cybersalt News - May 4 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone! I imagine that many of you, when flying, have taken pictures of your plane from inside of it. But how many of you have taken pictures of it from the outside when it is fly... read more..
How Many People it Took to Make You!
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3433
<1min

How Many People it Took to Make You!

1)............1 YOU 2)............2 parents 3)............4 grandparents 4)............8 great grandparents 5)...........16 gg grandparents 6)...........32 ggg grandparents 7)...........64 gggg read more..
Distraught Senior
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3879
<1min

Distraught Senior

A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office. "Is it true," she wanted to know, "that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?" "Yes, I'm afraid so," the doct... read more..
One-Liner #1920
One-liners
Susan Davis
926
<1min

One-Liner #1920

Confuse your doctor by putting on gloves at the same time he does.... read more..
How Coffee Has Changed My Life
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
904
4 min read

How Coffee Has Changed My Life

Recently, I was sitting drinking a nice hot cup of coffee. It's the first thing I do, and I can't get anything done until I do. I was thinking about this coffee as I was drinking it and remembered th... read more..
Don’t Call Me Stupid, Just Whisper It
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1366
4 min read

Don’t Call Me Stupid, Just Whisper It

One thing that irritates me is people talking behind my back. I want to be part of the conversation because I know more about me than they do. Or at least I think I do While in the mall recently, I p... read more..
Quote #2355
Quotes
Susan Davis
934
<1min

Quote #2355

"If we could see what happens when we pray, we would never stop praying." - Unknown read more..
Double Trouble
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
765
<1min

Double Trouble

Peruvian owls always hunt in pairs. It's because they are Inca hoots.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5005 - April 24, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
128
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5005 - April 24, 2025

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I are continuing to travel and are grateful that continues to not include any trav... read more..
Cybersalt News - April 24, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
902
<1min

Cybersalt News - April 24, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I are continuing to travel and are grateful that continues to not include any travails. Enjoy the rest of today's digest! ~ Pastor Tim ... read more..
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