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"Our job is to love others, not wonder whether or not they deserve it."- Thomas Merton read more..

In the word "scent" is it the s that is silent or the c?... read more..

I split my favorite pants. RIP.... read more..

Two missionaries get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, build a huge fire under it, and leave them there.  A few minutes later, one of the mis... read more..

In a mother’s womb were two babies. One asked the other: “Do you believe in life after delivery?” The other replied, “Why, of course. There has to be something after delivery. Maybe we are here to pre... read more..

A recently married man was walking with his father one day and said: "My new wife's cooking is so bad, we pray AFTER we eat!"... read more..

The gift of Jesus transforms the way we look at ourselves and others. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20150208.mp3{/audio}    ... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone! The Westside Bible Church website has been updated with recordings of my messages from the last two Sundays. You can listen to "How Sin Entered the World" (a response to S... read more..

David filled his car with gas at a self-service gas station. After he had paid and driven away, he realized that he had left the gas cap on top of his car. He stopped and looked and, sure enough, it ... read more..

Apparently not everyone is fed up with telephone-answering machines. At the newspaper office where I work, we have several of them for different departments. However, while on the evening shift I ans... read more..

I'm back after two days of catching up following our annual meeting at the church on Wednesday night. It went great, but they sure do take a lot of work to get ready for! To make up for the lack of C... read more..

Whether you like to watch trains or not - this CN Rail train plowing through the snow is amazing footage!  Kudos to the guy who let the snow hit is camera in order to get the whole shot. &nb... read more..

"Actually, it should be The King and *ME*"- Rodgers & Grammarstein read more..

"If everything tastes like us, why do we have to die?"- Chickens read more..

"Last man standing" is the winner in most contests, but the runner up in musical chairs. read more..

During a church meeting one evening, a parishioner was speaking about an emotionally charged topic and had trouble controlling her tears.  Finishing her remarks, she told the folks, "I apologize... read more..

A man decides to join the circus. He shows up to demonstrate his skills to Morris, the circus impresario. "I have the most unusual act," he announces. "I'm sure it will amaze you." He proceeds to cl... read more..

There is a new funny dog picture on the Cybersalt site today. You will find "Dog Feeders" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-dog-pictures/dog-feeders Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..

Usually it's hard to get kids to feed the dog. ... read more..

I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say, "Hey, that one looks like an idiot!"... read more..

"There is a thin line between a long church service and a hostage situation." read more..

A husband and wife had been married only a few short years, and he was getting fed up with being bossed around by his wife; so he went to see a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist told the husband that he... read more..

Teacher Debbie Moon's first graders were discussing a picture of a family. One little boy in the picture had a different hair color than the other members. One of her students suggested that he was ad... read more..

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  You will find "Best Daddy Cake" at:https://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/best-daddy-cake Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

You might be a racist if . . . . ... read more..

"Nobody beats Vitas Gerulaitis 17 times in a row."- Vitas Gerulaitis (having finally triumphed after losing 16 times in a row to Jimmy Connors) read more..

Retired astronauts are paid exorbitantly.... read more..

Early mornings are great for spending time with the family: then they spoil it by waking up.... read more..

A company was hiring new staff. One question in the written application was: You are driving your car in a wild stormy night. You pass by a bus station, and you see three people waiting for the bus: ... read more..

The Wednesday-night church service coincided with the last day of hunting season. Our pastor asked who had bagged a deer. No one raised a hand. Puzzled, the pastor said, "I don't get it. Last Sunda... read more..