Monthly Archive

2004

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 489 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2783

Next Pastor

Rev. Jones shocked the congregation when he announced his resignation from the church and planned move to Arizona...After the service a very distraught Mrs. Williams came to the pastor with tears in h... read more..

Racing
Pastor Tim
6202

Pastor of Disaster Returns To Track

{mosimage}Last Saturday night (Oct 09) the Pastor of Disaster (Tim Davis) returned to the track at Western Speedway, Victoria.Pastor Tim was driving backup for Chris Broughton in the #37 Cybersalt.org... read more..

The Spur
Marcia Lee Laycock
2838

Finding Your Way Home

I was on a plane somewhere over the Atlantic Ocean when I had the first dream. As most dreams are, it was confusing, full of images and scraps of sound that, though vivid and realistic were disjointed... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4398

Pilot Humor

Here are some actual maintenance complaints generally known as squawks or problems submitted recently by Qantas pilots to maintenance engineers.  After attending to the squawks prior to the aircr... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4235

Y to K Problem

Our staff has completed the 18 months of work on time and on budget. We have gone through every line of code in every program in every system.  We have analyzed all databases, all data files, in... read more..

Dr. Harold McNabb
Pastor Tim
3251

Give Thanks With a Grateful Heart

Luke 12: 13-34(for Canada's Thanksgiving)A teacher asked her students to list what they thought were the present Seven Wonders of the World. The students cast the most votes for:1. Egypt's Great Pyram... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2638

One Per Point

One day a professor was giving a big test to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over, the students all handed the tests back in.The profe... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4843

Pillsbury Dough Boy Dead at 71

Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N.  Fresh, died yesterday of a severe yeast infection.  He was 71.Fresh was buried in one of the largest funeral ceremonies in recent years.  Dozens of ... read more..

Barb's Mantle
Pastor Tim
3480

Victory In Defeat

  1 John 5:4 For whatsoever is born of God overcometh the world: and this is the victory that overcometh the world, even our faith. Nothing in this world is perfect. We strive to be perfect, read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3001

Taxi Craze

Jill had to grab a cab to get to a meeting uptown. She hailed one down, got in, and told the cabbie the address she needed. The cabbie turned out to be a lunatic driver, and Jill sat in the backseat c... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4518

Someone At The Door

A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street.  However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high ... read more..

Dr. Harold McNabb
Dr. Harold McNabb
2909

You Will Always Be Rich Enough to Be Generous

2 Corinthians 9:6-15 I love hearing stories of faith. I especially love the ones in which someone up against incredible odds puts their faith God, and follows the Lord's plan rather than their ow read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2584

Pitching Control

A rookie pitcher was struggling at the mound, so the catcher walked out to have a talk with him. "I've figured out your problem," he told the young southpaw. "You always seem to lose control at the sa... read more..

Melva's Devotions
Melva Cooper
4100

God's Craftsmanship

"The heavens tell of the glory of God.The skies display his marvelous craftsmanship."Psalm 19:1 (NLT) My husband and I spent several days in sunny Southern California.  There are very few places read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3957

Comprehending Engineers

Take One A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.  The engineer fumed, "What's with these guys?  We must have been waiting for ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2838

Missed Call

My daughter Marina worked in my law office while she attended graduate school. One morning a call came in for her. I said she wasn't in yet and offered to take a message. The caller said she'd phone ... read more..

Peggie's Den
Peggie Bohanon
4138

The Indescribable Christ!

Describe Jesus Christ--call Him a teacher, a prophet, a good man, the Son of God--but whatever your beliefs, at some point, you will exhaust the capabilities of the English language, or any language, ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2574

Help Is Nearby

My partner and I were in our police car when we were dispatched to break up a domestic dispute. We spoke with the couple, and the problem was quickly resolved.On leaving, I was admiring the craftsman... read more..

Melva's Devotions
Melva Cooper
4246

Receive God's Blessings

"'the Lord pours down His blessings. Our land will yield its bountiful crops."Psalm 85:12 (NLT) I love fall! The long days of summer are very hot and humid. Suddenly, you notice when you step outsi read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4156

You Get What You Paid For

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: "Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows.  When you get to me and the part where I'm to pr... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2985

Golf Cheater

Sitting at a table in the clubhouse after a game, Joe said to a fellow club member, "I'm not about to play golf with Jim Walsh anymore. He cheats.""Why do you say that?""Well, he found his lost ball ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4295

Y Zero K bug

Message from: Rome January 18, 1 BC Dear Cassius, Are you still working on the Y zero K problem?  This change from BC to AD is giving us a lot of headaches and we haven't much time left.  I ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2801

Ten Reasons Why Men Should Join The Choir

*Ten Reasons Why Men Should Join The Choir*10. Rehearsals are every Wednesday night. This means that for those few hours, you will significantly reduce your risk of contracting tendonitis from nonstop read more..

The Spur
Marcia Lee Laycock
3339

A Woman Who Learned What Was Needed

How many times this week has someone asked, "How are you?" How many times have you answered, "Fine, but busy." It has become my standard answer these days and sometimes that bothers me. There's a read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2803

Salesman Jig

My husband and I had bought some gadgets for our almost teen-age grandsons and were leaving the store when we realized we didn't have batteries. He stepped over to a counter to get the batteries but c... read more..

Joshua Goodling
Joshua Goodling
6185

Acts Of Kindness

Despite his busy schedule during the Civil War, Abraham Lincoln often visited the hospitals to cheer the wounded. On one occasion he saw a young fellow who was near death. ?Is there anything I can do ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4039

100 GB

Experts warned today of a new and deadly threat to our beleaguered civilization: the 100GB Bug. As most people know, McDonald's restaurant signs show the number of hamburgers the giant chain has sold... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3250

How's My Driving?

I decided to stop worrying about my teenage son's driving and take advantage of it.I got one of those bumper stickers that say, "How's my driving?" and put a 900 number on it.At 50 cents a call, I've ... read more..

The Spur
Marcia Lee Laycock
4080

Looking For A Spiritual Switch

I had to flick that tiny switch on the wall this morning. The one we here in Alberta forget about for a few months, from June to August, if we're lucky - the thermostat ? that wonderful regulator of read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4364

The Points System

For all of us guys out there who just can't figure it out, here it is: In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes and you get points. Do something ... read more..