Monthly Archive

2004

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 392 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

07 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3360

Taxi Craze

Jill had to grab a cab to get to a meeting uptown. She hailed one down, got in, and told the cabbie the address she needed. The cabbie turned out to be a lunatic driver, and Jill sat in the backseat c... read more..

You Will Always Be Rich Enough to Be Generous

06 Oct

Dr. Harold McNabb

3273

7 min read

You Will Always Be Rich Enough to Be Generous

2 Corinthians 9:6-15 I love hearing stories of faith. I especially love the ones in which someone up against incredible odds puts their faith God, and follows the Lord's plan rather than their ow read more..

06 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2972

Pitching Control

A rookie pitcher was struggling at the mound, so the catcher walked out to have a talk with him. "I've figured out your problem," he told the young southpaw. "You always seem to lose control at the sa... read more..

05 Oct

Melva's Devotions

Melva Cooper

4483

God's Craftsmanship

"The heavens tell of the glory of God.The skies display his marvelous craftsmanship."Psalm 19:1 (NLT) My husband and I spent several days in sunny Southern California. There are very few places read more..

05 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3251

Missed Call

My daughter Marina worked in my law office while she attended graduate school. One morning a call came in for her. I said she wasn't in yet and offered to take a message. The caller said she'd phone ... read more..

04 Oct

Peggie's Den

Peggie Bohanon

4518

6 min read

The Indescribable Christ!

Describe Jesus Christ--call Him a teacher, a prophet, a good man, the Son of God--but whatever your beliefs, at some point, you will exhaust the capabilities of the English language, or any language, ... read more..

04 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2916

Help Is Nearby

My partner and I were in our police car when we were dispatched to break up a domestic dispute. We spoke with the couple, and the problem was quickly resolved.On leaving, I was admiring the craftsman... read more..

03 Oct

Melva's Devotions

Melva Cooper

4609

2 min read

Receive God's Blessings

"'the Lord pours down His blessings. Our land will yield its bountiful crops."Psalm 85:12 (NLT) I love fall! The long days of summer are very hot and humid. Suddenly, you notice when you step outsi read more..

03 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4491

You Get What You Paid For

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: "Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to me and the part where I'm to pr... read more..

03 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3360

Golf Cheater

Sitting at a table in the clubhouse after a game, Joe said to a fellow club member, "I'm not about to play golf with Jim Walsh anymore. He cheats.""Why do you say that?""Well, he found his lost ball ... read more..

02 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4620

Y Zero K bug

Message from: Rome January 18, 1 BC Dear Cassius, Are you still working on the Y zero K problem? This change from BC to AD is giving us a lot of headaches and we haven't much time left. I ... read more..

01 Oct

The Spur

Marcia Lee Laycock

3754

3 min read

A Woman Who Learned What Was Needed

How many times this week has someone asked, "How are you?" How many times have you answered, "Fine, but busy." It has become my standard answer these days and sometimes that bothers me. There's a read more..

01 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3165

Salesman Jig

My husband and I had bought some gadgets for our almost teen-age grandsons and were leaving the store when we realized we didn't have batteries. He stepped over to a counter to get the batteries but c... read more..

30 Sep

Joshua Goodling

6608

3 min read

Acts Of Kindness

Despite his busy schedule during the Civil War, Abraham Lincoln often visited the hospitals to cheer the wounded. On one occasion he saw a young fellow who was near death. ?Is there anything I can do ... read more..

30 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4440

100 GB

Experts warned today of a new and deadly threat to our beleaguered civilization: the 100GB Bug. As most people know, McDonald's restaurant signs show the number of hamburgers the giant chain has sold... read more..

30 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3590

How's My Driving?

I decided to stop worrying about my teenage son's driving and take advantage of it.I got one of those bumper stickers that say, "How's my driving?" and put a 900 number on it.At 50 cents a call, I've ... read more..

29 Sep

The Spur

Marcia Lee Laycock

4468

3 min read

Looking For A Spiritual Switch

I had to flick that tiny switch on the wall this morning. The one we here in Alberta forget about for a few months, from June to August, if we're lucky - the thermostat ? that wonderful regulator of read more..

29 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3566

3 min read

Travel Agent Stories

The following are actual stories provided by travel agents :1. I had someone ask for an aisle seat so that their hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window.2. A client called in inquiring ab... read more..

28 Sep

Dr. Harold McNabb

3956

9 min read

Midnight for Jeremiah

Jeremiah 32:1-15 June 18, 1940. Winston Churchill stands in the British Parliament to address his country and its government. France had fallen to Hitler and the British expeditionary forces narrowly... read more..

28 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3147

Car Names Explained

"Car Names Explained"(My car is in here so don't be offended if yours is too!)AUDI - Always Unsafe Designs ImplementedBMW - Big Money WorksBought My WifeBrutal Money WasterBreak My WindowBUICK - Big U read more..

28 Sep

Hall of Flames

Pastor Tim

8688

3 min read

Pastor Tim Is An Idiot

In response to the funny picture I posted at:https://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh/images/04/grandmaslots.htmThe following entry was submitted to my guestbook (I've used their initials so they don&... read more..

27 Sep

Melva's Devotions

Melva Cooper

4442

2 min read

After The Storms

"I will protect those who trust in my name. When theycall on me, I will answer; I will be with them in trouble. I will satisfy them with a long life and give them my salvation."Psalm 91:14-16 (NL read more..

27 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4111

7 min read

Chicken Answers

Before you get to today’s supersized CleanLaugh, a bit down this e-mail (post number 2,211), I want to mention that today is the 6th anniversary of the CleanLaugh list. That’s right; September 28, 19... read more..

26 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3674

Herd Of Cows

A young man visiting a dude ranch wanted to be "Macho," and went out walking with one of the hired hands. Walking through the barnyard, the visitor tried starting a conversation:"Say, look at that big... read more..

25 Sep

Peggie's Den

Pastor Tim

4415

4 min read

Confessions of a Chocoholic!

I am a chocoholic. I know it, my friends know it, now YOU know it--and Choco Anonymous should be very happy with my complete confession. I've taken the first step on the road to recovery! OK, if you R... read more..

24 Sep

The Spur

Marcia Lee Laycock

5533

3 min read

Frightening Facts and A Note of Hope

Driving long distances alone has never been my favourite thing to do, but sometimes it has its benefits. I can sit alone with my own thoughts, giving me time to sort out things that have been on my read more..

24 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3738

Singing Practice

Joe's wife likes to sing so she decided to join the church choir. From time to time she would practice while she was in the kitchen preparing dinner. Whenever she would start in on a song, Joe would h... read more..

23 Sep

Barb's Mantle

Barbara Sanders

5503

3 min read

Wise or Compromise?

Proverbs 10:8 The wise in heart will receive commandments: but a prating fool shall fall.Proverbs 19:20 Hear counsel, and receive instruction, that thou mayest be wise in thy latter end. Isaiah read more..

23 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5676

2 min read

Y1K

Canterbury, England. AD 999. An atmosphere close to panic prevails today throughout Europe as the millennial year 1000 approaches, bringing with it the so-called "Y1K Bug," a menace which, unti... read more..

22 Sep

Sandra Boyte

Pastor Tim

8055

Shattered

It was only a handmade trinket,With little beauty or worth.Still, the proudest gift she had givenIn her five years upon the earth.When her dad, in terrible anger,Destroyed her work of artIn blindness,... read more..

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