Monthly Archive

2006

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Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3657

Zoo Sign

Although fun to visit, zoos do pose certain perils. But to whom? A sign posted in the Knoxville Zoo in Tennessee cautioned visitors:"Please be safe. Do not sit, climb, or lean on the zoo fences. If yo... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
7219

Bubble Wrap

Your boss doesn't want you taking time away from your desk to play in the mail room with all the packing supplies, so here's your chance to do so at your desk.  Of course, if you are home right now th... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4865

Good Guess

A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic. "Here is the situation," she said. "A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing.  H read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
3112

It's All About Time

No matter how carefully I plan my day I never seem to have enough time. I no sooner get into a good working mode than I'm out of time. If only somebody could invent some gizmo to help me save read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3495

Landing Request

There's a story about the military pilot calling for a priority landing because his single-engine jet fighter was running "a bit peaked."Air Traffic Control told the fighter jock that he was number tw... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2722

Telephone Songs

Your boss really won't mind if you try playing these songs.  Really! Just in case, though, you might want to have your resume ready in order to look for a new job.   read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5130

Animal Thoughts

Dog: "They keep putting the lid down on the big water bowl." Goldfish: "Just because I have a three-second memory, they don't think I'll mind eating the same fish flakes read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3223

Guard Dog Sniff

My boyfriend, Tim, a mechanic, does work for the Air Force Academy. One day, a guard asked, "Mind if our new guard dog practices sniffing your truck? Tim obliged and the dog went to work. Almost imme... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4039

Signs Found In The Kitchen

So this isn't Home Sweet Home ...  Adjust! Martha Stewart doesn't live here!! Ring bell for maid service.  If no answer, do it yourself! I clean house every other da read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3605

Construction Noise

During a beautiful spring afternoon, I was attending a music festival. Just as I stopped to listen to a folk singer, a group of exhibitors, dragging out tools and sawhorses, began setting up their dis... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2407

Turn Your Head

Have you ever been accused of of having a head made of wood?  Maybe it was just your profile that gave that impression.     read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2485

Toaster Museum

Every now and then someone comes along who has a love for appliances.  Take the MayTag repairman - he had it bad. I'm not trying to explain it or excuse it - I'm just reporting it! read more..

Misc
Teresa hauber
1567

gettin through..

It has been a busy few days but more emotionl than physical... We have a son who is moving away and it is hard on us to see him go.. We love him very much but we also know that he must live his li read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4406

Dog Applicant

A sign was hung in an office window.  It read: Help wanted. Must type 70 words a minute. Must be computer literate. Must be bilingual. An equal opportunity employer. A dog was amb read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2813

Votive Candles

Visiting St Patrick's Cathedral on a tour of New York City, my daughter and her children were awed by the sight.The kids were especially curious about the votive candles, so my daughter asked if they'... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3322

Talking Dog

A guy is driving around Wadsworth, Ohio and he sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.The guy goes into the bac... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
3130

Learn Your Faith

If the Christian life can be taught it, can be learned. There is no osmosis about it.Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20060903.mp3{/audio}... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2441

Cat Nap

We've all heard of having a cat nap.  If only we could all be this relaxed when we sneak one in. I guess a pet that is this happy doesn't care if you spend a lot of money on pet su read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2659

Second Wave

While the soldiers stood at attention during a parade, a private waved to someone in the audience. "Jones, never do that again!" the drill instructor whispered. But a few minutes later, the soldier wa... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2497

You as Lego

For those of you who are wondering what I, Pastor Tim, look like - here I am on the left. As you can tell, I've had quite a bit of plastic surgery. If you'd like to undergo the same plastic process, read more..

Misc
Ann Jenkins
1747

Yet another Blog?!

Well, yes, I'm afraid so. But I intend to keep this one as a record of my journey with God. A record which I will not share with friends, but with strangers with whom I am unconnected. Fir read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2860

Front Decisions

The Army assigned a group of eminent psychiatrists to determine the best way to select soldiers for duty on the various fighting fronts. After many tests, the learned professors made their report:"The... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2207

Lawnmower End

Guns don't kill lawn mowers.  People with guns (and too much time on their hands) kill lawn mowers.     read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2574

Parasite Pals

You aren't parasite infested - You've just got company!   With spin like this, there'll be a new political party soon!   (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4470

Dad and Baby

One day shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to go out to do some errands.  So the proud papa stayed home to watch his wonderful new son.Soon after the mother left, the baby ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2689

Teacher Tech Help

The computer in my high school classroom recently started acting up. After watching me struggle with it, one of my students came up and took over. "Your hard drive crashed," he said.I called the compu... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2855

Duck Tape Fashion

Every handy person needs two things in in their toolbox - WD40 and Duct Tape. Basically, if it doesn'tmove but is supposed to, use WD40 to fix it. If it does move and doesn't - use read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5241

Late For Work

For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9 A.M. on the dot.  He had never missed a day and was never late.Consequently, when on one particular day 9 A.M.  passed without Johnson'... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6004

Heredity

Father, Mother and their 3 sons, John (the oldest), Mike (middle) and Steve (youngest) are conversing around the table after dinner. The subject of traits of parents being passed on to children comes ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3072

A Million Thank You's

Here's a page especially for you if you feel under appreciated. As you will eventually see - it's a Hallmark moment. Have you ever been over appreciated? Get Ready. (adsbygoogle = window.a... read more..