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Your boss really won't mind if you try playing these songs.  Really! Just in case, though, you might want to have your resume ready in order to look for a new job.   read more..

Dog: "They keep putting the lid down on the big water bowl." Goldfish: "Just because I have a three-second memory, they don't think I'll mind eating the same fish flakes read more..

My boyfriend, Tim, a mechanic, does work for the Air Force Academy. One day, a guard asked, "Mind if our new guard dog practices sniffing your truck? Tim obliged and the dog went to work. Almost imme... read more..

So this isn't Home Sweet Home ...  Adjust! Martha Stewart doesn't live here!! Ring bell for maid service.  If no answer, do it yourself! I clean house every other da read more..

During a beautiful spring afternoon, I was attending a music festival. Just as I stopped to listen to a folk singer, a group of exhibitors, dragging out tools and sawhorses, began setting up their dis... read more..

Have you ever been accused of of having a head made of wood?  Maybe it was just your profile that gave that impression.     read more..

Every now and then someone comes along who has a love for appliances.  Take the MayTag repairman - he had it bad. I'm not trying to explain it or excuse it - I'm just reporting it! read more..

It has been a busy few days but more emotionl than physical... We have a son who is moving away and it is hard on us to see him go.. We love him very much but we also know that he must live his li read more..

A sign was hung in an office window.  It read: Help wanted. Must type 70 words a minute. Must be computer literate. Must be bilingual. An equal opportunity employer. A dog was amb read more..

Visiting St Patrick's Cathedral on a tour of New York City, my daughter and her children were awed by the sight.The kids were especially curious about the votive candles, so my daughter asked if they'... read more..

A guy is driving around Wadsworth, Ohio and he sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.The guy goes into the bac... read more..

If the Christian life can be taught it, can be learned. There is no osmosis about it.Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20060903.mp3{/audio}... read more..

We've all heard of having a cat nap.  If only we could all be this relaxed when we sneak one in. I guess a pet that is this happy doesn't care if you spend a lot of money on pet su read more..

While the soldiers stood at attention during a parade, a private waved to someone in the audience. "Jones, never do that again!" the drill instructor whispered. But a few minutes later, the soldier wa... read more..

For those of you who are wondering what I, Pastor Tim, look like - here I am on the left. As you can tell, I've had quite a bit of plastic surgery. If you'd like to undergo the same plastic process, read more..

Well, yes, I'm afraid so. But I intend to keep this one as a record of my journey with God. A record which I will not share with friends, but with strangers with whom I am unconnected. Fir read more..

The Army assigned a group of eminent psychiatrists to determine the best way to select soldiers for duty on the various fighting fronts. After many tests, the learned professors made their report:"The... read more..

Guns don't kill lawn mowers.  People with guns (and too much time on their hands) kill lawn mowers.     read more..

You aren't parasite infested - You've just got company!   With spin like this, there'll be a new political party soon!   (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || read more..

One day shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to go out to do some errands.  So the proud papa stayed home to watch his wonderful new son.Soon after the mother left, the baby ... read more..

The computer in my high school classroom recently started acting up. After watching me struggle with it, one of my students came up and took over. "Your hard drive crashed," he said.I called the compu... read more..

Every handy person needs two things in in their toolbox - WD40 and Duct Tape. Basically, if it doesn'tmove but is supposed to, use WD40 to fix it. If it does move and doesn't - use read more..

For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9 A.M. on the dot.  He had never missed a day and was never late.Consequently, when on one particular day 9 A.M.  passed without Johnson'... read more..

Father, Mother and their 3 sons, John (the oldest), Mike (middle) and Steve (youngest) are conversing around the table after dinner. The subject of traits of parents being passed on to children comes ... read more..

Here's a page especially for you if you feel under appreciated. As you will eventually see - it's a Hallmark moment. Have you ever been over appreciated? Get Ready. (adsbygoogle = window.a... read more..

One of my patients, about 6 yrs old, thought it wise to ask her dad to pray for her since it was her turn to see the Dentist.The dad did pray but the little girl assured him afterwards that his prayer... read more..

Drew and Timmy were brothers. One day Mom and Dad had to go into town. Dad told Drew, "While we are gone I want you boys to clear away the dirty dishes, clean your room, and mow the grass."When they r... read more..

Like Burger King says, "Have it your way!" So, tell the subservient chicken what to do and he'll probably do it.  I think Dr. Phil had something to do with helping this chick read more..

There's a new online support group for people who are addicted to the internet.It meets on AOL each night from 6:00 p.m till 12 midnight.... read more..

I volunteered recently to perform a parachute jump for charity. On our first day of training, the instructor made an important point about preparing for landing at 300 feet. "How do you know when you... read more..