2011 - Monthly Archive - Results from #3600

24 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Baggage Problem

The flight attendant watched a passenger try to stuff his hopelessly overloaded bags into the overhead bin. Finally she informed him that he would have to check the oversized luggage. "When I fly othe... read more..

23 Jan

Sermons

Pastor Tim

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Ask For Wisdom

If you want to know what to do, ask for wisdom and God will give it to you. If you are just collecting opinions so you can choose what you want to do, you should probably rethink your expectatio... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3552 - January 23, 2011

23 Jan

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

46

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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3552 - January 23, 2011

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone. The Westside Bible Church web site has been updated with recordings of my messages from January 2, 9, and 16. You'll find "Without Self-Control," "Choose Pur read more..

22 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Passing Notes

An elderly couple are attending a church service. About halfway through, she writes a note and hands it to her husband. It says, "I just let out a silent fart, what do you think I should do?" He scr... read more..

22 Jan

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Winter Irony

Winter Irony ... read more..

22 Jan

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Late Superbowl Picture

A late Super Bowl replay image. ... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3551 - January 22, 2011

22 Jan

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

61

2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3551 - January 22, 2011

Cybersalt News Today, Cybersalt gives a tip of the hat to people who are "Old School": http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-misc-pictures/7646 Enjoy the rest of today's digest. Here is today's CleanLaugh read more..

21 Jan

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Old School

Professor Jenkins is old school! ... read more..

21 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Dress Code for Seniors

Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together: ~ A nose ring and bifocals.~ Spiked hair and bald spots.~ A pierced tongue and dentures.~ Miniskirts and s... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3550 - January 21, 2011

21 Jan

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

76

2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3550 - January 21, 2011

Cybersalt News Don't you just hate it when the store is out of Velcro? http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-misc-pictures/7644 Enjoy the rest of today's digest. Here is today's Cl read more..

20 Jan

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Duct Tape Car Move

Because the store was out of Velcro. ... read more..

20 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Driver's License Examiners

While discussing the plight of Driver's license examiners, a former motor-vehicle-bureau director told about a woman who was parallel parking. The examiner asked her, "Could you get a little closer?" ... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3549 - January 20, 2011

20 Jan

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

46

2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3549 - January 20, 2011

Cybersalt News Oh look, chicken Thursday - and I need this one! I don't know about you but I think everyone enjoys a good cage fight from time to time: http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-cat-pictures/764 read more..

19 Jan

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Cat Bird Cage Fight

Who doesn't enjoy a good cage fight? ... read more..

19 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3910

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New Number Request

Mom was getting swamped with calls from strangers. The reason? A medical billing service had launched an 800 number that was identical to hers.When she called to complain, she was told to get a new n... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3548 - January 19, 2011

19 Jan

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

58

2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3548 - January 19, 2011

Cybersalt News Who knew there were other options for Pandas besides black and white. I can hardly wait until they come out with the orange ones! http://www.cybersalt.org/funblog/7640 Enjoy the rest o read more..

18 Jan

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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Baby Red Pandas

Who knew there were other options for Pandas besides black and white. I can hardly wait until they come out with the orange ones! ... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3547 - January 18, 2011

18 Jan

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

54

2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3547 - January 18, 2011

Cybersalt News You say, "Tomato" - I say, "Tomato." You say, "Sunroof" I say, "Snowroof." Tomato, tomato, sunroof, snowroof! Let's just go to: http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-misc-pictures/7638-s read more..

17 Jan

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Sunroof - Snowroof

Sunroof, Snowroof: Tomato,Tomato ... read more..

17 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Maritime Museum

Some midshipmen were tasked at the maritime museum to do the "dirty work" of restoring a 60-year-old destroyer. One day the Navy sent a crew of 20 men, while the Marines sent a crew of three. The cura... read more..

17 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4193

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Barbecue Forks

As the coals from our barbecue burned down, our hosts passed out marshmallows and long roasting forks. Just then, two fire trucks roared by, sirens blaring, lights flashing. They stopped at a house r... read more..

16 Jan

Sermons

Marcia Lee Laycock

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Openly Following

Followers of Jesus encounter many pressures from within and without that seek to make them shrink away and hide. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20110116.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}pod... read more..

15 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Stolen Truck

The young goober came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Jake, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!" Jake replied, "Did you see who it was?"The young man answered, ... read more..

15 Jan

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Board Meetings

Pastor Tim's board meetings are a little eccentric. ... read more..

15 Jan

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

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4 min read

Okay, Enough With the Cold Already

Some things in life are so enjoyable you hope they linger forever. Other things, you hope disappear faster than they came, like relatives during the holidays. Why is it they come in faster than they g... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3544 - January 15, 2011

15 Jan

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

60

2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3544 - January 15, 2011

Cybersalt News For Louis, every day is a bad hair day at work: http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-misc-pictures/7632-construction-hair Enjoy the rest of today's digest. Here is today's CleanLaugh - "The read more..

14 Jan

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Construction Hair

For Louis, every day at work is a bad hair day. read more..

The Top 15 Lines You'll Never Hear in a Western

14 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3785

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The Top 15 Lines You'll Never Hear in a Western

15 "I reckon I'll have me a half-caf double latte with a twist."14 "Gentlemen, rather than get caught up in mindless reaction, let's draw upon our feminine selves for a more intuitive solution."13 "Ca read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3543 - January 14, 2011

14 Jan

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

61

7 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3543 - January 14, 2011

Cybersalt News It's a windy night here at Cybersalt Headquarters - but not windy enough to do what the people are doing in today's newest FunBlog entry. Check out "Wind-tunnel Fun" at: http://www.cyb read more..

13 Jan

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Cake Order

This is why you should not phone in cake orders. ... read more..