Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3661 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Bacon Scarf
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Bacon Scarf

Bacon makes me feel warm too.  ... read more..
Family Support
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Family Support

The prospective father-in-law asked, "Young man, can you support a family?” The surprised groom-to-be replied, "Well, no. I was just planning to support your daughter. The rest of you will have to fen... read more..
Joomla 1.6 Upgrade - Fatal error: Class 'JSimpleXML' not found
Totally Tim
Pastor Tim
7133
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Joomla 1.6 Upgrade - Fatal error: Class 'JSimpleXML' not found

Joomla 1.6 is out today - hurray!  Now for the task of migrating version 1.5 sites (like the Cybersalt Site) to 1.6. Here is a fix for the first snag I ran into. In order to begin to try to upgrade ... read more..
Potato Van
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Potato Van

Watch out for those pota . . . . . nevermind. ... read more..
Death Statistic
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Death Statistic

A lady on a commuter train was reading a newspaper article about life and death statistics. Fascinated, she turned to the man next to her and said, "Did you know that every time I breathe somebody die... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3539 - January 10, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
101
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3539 - January 10, 2011

Cybersalt News Do you like watermelons? Here's why you don't anymore. http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-misc-pictures/7616 Enjoy the rest of today's digest. Here is today\'s CleanLaugh - "Connecting C read more..
Connecting Chaos
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3755
<1min

Connecting Chaos

The fur began to fly when my fellow airline passengers learned there was a chance they might miss their connecting flight out of Aspen. When we finally landed, I found out just how nasty things got. O... read more..
Swish & Swipe? Who Me?
Simply Susan
Susan Davis
8901
2 min read

Swish & Swipe? Who Me?

It’s very fun for me that some of you are reading through the Bible this year along with me.  I’m really looking forward to sharing comments, thoughts and insights back and forth either through the fa... read more..
Choose Purity
Sermons
Pastor Tim
1777
<1min

Choose Purity

God calls us to something better than choosing what is best.  He calls us to choose purity. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20110109.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110109.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3538 - January 9, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
88
<1min

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3538 - January 9, 2011

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! Not much is happening Cybersalt-wise today, so it's a good time for a sing-along. I hope you will join in. Enjoy the rest of today's digest. Here is today\' read more..
Earworms
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5115
<1min

Earworms

Earworms are songs that crawl into your head and stay. 98% of us have had a song stuck in our heads. Six of the worst offenders are "It's a Small World," "The Lion Sleeps Tonight," "Don't Worry; Be Ha... read more..
Watermelon Face
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Watermelon Face

This is why you no longer like watermelons. ... read more..
Delivery Diversification
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
8106
<1min

Delivery Diversification

Kenny was diversifying just in case pizza delivery hit a downturn. ... read more..
Stair Climbing
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Stair Climbing

Most mornings I go to the local YMCA to exercise. One morning there was a big man working out on the stair climbing machine. He was really climbing stairs. I did my time on the treadmill and he was st... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3536 - January 7, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
119
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3536 - January 7, 2011

Cybersalt News If it's a lovely day where you are, it might be a good day to wash your car! Even if it isn't, the next time you go to wash your car remember that there is more than one way to do so. read more..
Dog Report
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4000
<1min

Dog Report

Craig's two kids are in the same class at school, and the teacher had the class write reports about their pets. After the reports were all turned in, the teacher called one of the youngsters up to her... read more..
Car Wash Alternative
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Car Wash Alternative

There's more than one way to wash a car. ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3535 - January 6, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
93
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3535 - January 6, 2011

Cybersalt News Oh look, chicken Thursday - the first one of 2011! I was once told that I have a face for radio (thanks mom!) Today's FunBlog features a guy who clearly has a voice for radio. Check ou read more..
Homeless man with golden radio voice in Columbus, OH
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Homeless man with golden radio voice in Columbus, OH

BAH! I linked to the original video on Youtube but the newspaper that owns the video has had it taken down. You can watch the original video on their site by clicking here. ... read more..
Conductor Comment Comeback
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3683
<1min

Conductor Comment Comeback

A conductor was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He constantly gave this guy personal attention and much advice, but his performance simply didn't improve. Finally, before the whole orchestra... read more..
Choking Fee
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4255
<1min

Choking Fee

When the wealthy businessman choked on a fish bone at a restaurant, he was fortunate that a doctor was seated at a nearby table.Springing up, the doctor skillfully removed the bone and saved the man's... read more..
Feeding the Baby
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Feeding the Baby

My husband is wonderful with our baby daughter, but often he turns to me for advice. Recently, I was in the shower when he poked his head in to ask, "What should I feed Lily for lunch?" "That's up to ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3534 - January 5, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
84
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3534 - January 5, 2011

Issue # 3534 Cybersalt News I've updated another fun way to access the complete CleanLaugh archive on the Cybersalt Site. You can now enjoy the archive randomly. Each time you refresh the rando read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3533 - January 4, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
104
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3533 - January 4, 2011

Cybersalt News Usually a new year starts out with the pronouncement of new goals, but today I am happy to announce the completion of a long-time goal! For pretty much 10 years I have hoped to have t read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3532 - January 3, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
86
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3532 - January 3, 2011

Cybersalt News Hey, does anybody think it's time to give pastor Bob a bigger travel allowance? http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-misc-pictures/5594 Enjoy the rest of today's digest. Here is today\'s Cl read more..
Doody Solution
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4113
<1min

Doody Solution

A little three-year-old boy is sitting on the toilet. His mother thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in to see what's up. The little boy is sitting on the toilet reading a book. But abou... read more..
The Amazing Grace of "Do-Over," the Art of Second Chance
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
4109
4 min read

The Amazing Grace of "Do-Over," the Art of Second Chance

If anybody believes in "do-over," it is Yours Truly. This stems back to my pre-adult days littered with carefreeness and fun of all sizes and shapes. At that time, my whole life revolved around games.... read more..
Without Self-Control
Sermons
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Without Self-Control

Without self-control in our lives we can really, really hurt ourselves and prevent ourselves from returning to God. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20110102.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3531 - January 2, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
99
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3531 - January 2, 2011

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! It's still not too late to start reading through the Bible in 2011. The details are on the Simply Susan blog at: http://www.cybersalt.org/simply-susan/5589-y read more..
Attendance Sermons
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4769
<1min

Attendance Sermons

A man who hadn't attended church in years suddenly began attending faithfully on Sunday mornings instead of going fishing as was his normal habit. The pastor was highly gratified and at the end of ser... read more..
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