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If I was a mortician I'd tie the shoe laces of dead people together, so if there ever was a zombie apocalypse it would be hilarious.... read more..

There is a new Funny Car Pictures on the Cybersalt Site today. You will find "Warm the Truck Up" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/warm-the-truck-up Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone! Today on the Cybersalt Site there is a new devotional from my good, personal, lives across the gravel pit from me friend, Dr. Harold McNabb. "Go Slow!" is the story of a ve... read more..

Jim quickly regretted yelling at his wife to go warm the truck up. ... read more..

- It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting. - A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty. - If you decide to start dancing in the stre read more..

The highway was bare, not a car was in sight and bright moonlight on fields of surrounding snow on this January night made for easy visibility—I hardly even needed headlights.I had been away for the b... read more..

We will never be the person we wish to be, but that’s no excuse to be a jerk. We will never be the person we wish to be, but we can die trying. – Leonard Sweet read more..

After enlisting in the 82nd Airborne Division, I eagerly asked my Recruiter what I could expect from jump school. "Well," he said, "its three weeks long." "What else," I asked. "The first week they... read more..

Common, Everyday Fibs * The check is in the mail. * I'll start my diet tomorrow. * We service what we sell. * Give me your number and the doctor will call you right back. * Money cheerfully refun... read more..

There is a new funny car picture on the Cybersalt site today. Being married to a trades-person isn't always the blessing some imagine, as you will see in "Plumber Repair" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-ca... read more..

"The Lord your God is in your midst, a mighty one who will save; he will rejoice over you with gladness; he will quiet you by his love; he will exult over you with loud singing." - Zephaniah 3 read more..

Know why I went off on a tangent? Cos.... read more..

Being married to a plumber isn't always the benefit one might think. ... read more..

When Peters learned that he was being fired after a career of incompetence he went to see the head of human resources.  "Since I've been with the firm for so long," he said, "I think I deserve a... read more..

If you leave a bottle of Ritalin inside a Ford Fiesta it will become a Ford Focus.... read more..

A jockey is in the parade ring discussing race tactics with the horse's trainer. The trainer tells the jockey that this is the worst horse he has ever seen. It has had 23 races and finished last in ev... read more..

One day I found Morris, my five-year-old son, with the telephone, which he quickly hung up when he saw me. "What were you doing?" I asked him. "Calling Aunt Sarah." "How could you have called Aunt ... read more..

OK, even though the Baseball strike was averted - there is still a need. Americans have come together as never before in our generation. We have banded together to overcome tremendous adversity. We h... read more..

Today's new entry in the FunBlog is an amazing freestyle yo-yo performance. Seriously, check out "Not your Grandpa's Yo-Yo Competition" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/not-your-grandpa-s-yo-yo-competitio... read more..

My paternal grandfather’s favorite holiday was April 1. He would spend months putting together some trick to fool either a family member or a friend. Both were assessable to his “tricks.” He could re... read more..

This freestyle yo-yo performance is definitely not old school yo-yoing (rhymes with "going" - not "boing")! ... read more..

I know I'm never going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root . . . . and still be afraid of a spide... read more..

In the maternity ward of a hospital, newborn girl baby looks over at newborn boy baby and asks, "Are you a girl baby or a boy baby?" The boy baby quickly chirps up, "I'm a boy baby!" "How can you te... read more..

"When you are going through something hard and wonder where God is, remember the teacher is always quiet during a test." - Anonymous read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! (Don't be surprised if you feel tired for this one, after all, you've just reached the end of a 31 day March.) There are two new pages on the Cybersalt Site today. The firs... read more..

  "The glory of God is a human being made fully alive." - Iranaeus read more..

While a friend and I were visiting Annapolis, we noticed several students on their hands and knees assessing the courtyard with pencils and clipboards in hand. "What are they doing?" I asked our tour... read more..

Many in the world think that subjective morals are a great basis for life. This young man's question about the same is answered very kindly and wisely by Ravi Zacharias. ... read more..

I'm no expert on body language, but I don't think this dog wants to leave the park.  ... read more..

One of my jobs at a bank is to answer the phones and put callers through to the right person. When a customer called one day asking to speak with a bank representative, I said, "Of course, Sir. What ... read more..