Monthly Archive

2017

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 757 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
One-liners
Susan Davis
1262

One-liner #1184

"I never called you stupid; but when I asked you how you spelled Mississippi, and you asked if I was talking about the river or the state, it just kind of caught me off guard." read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3205

Clean Cup

Bill and Doug went into a diner that looked as though it had seen better days. As they slid in to a booth, Bill wiped some crumbs from the seat. Then he took a napkin and wiped some moisture from the... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1762

Culture

A young man, while bringing flowers to a cemetery, noticed an old Chinese man placing a bowl of rice on a nearby grave. The young man walked up to the Chinese man and asked, "When do you expect your f... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2854

Hip Hop Culture

"I'm surprised that the hip-hop culture hasn't caught on with rabbits." read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
807

Cybersalt News - April 20, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today's Funny Car Picture on the Cybersalt site reminds us that you can still love the car you've got even if don't have the car you'd love.  You'll find "Love Your R read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
3942

Quote #1630

"Jesus Christ knows the worst about you. Nonetheless, He is the One who loves you most." - A. W. Tozer read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1144

One-liner #1183

I'm starting meetings at my house for people who have OCD; I don't have it, I'm just hoping they'll take one look and start cleaning.... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
2595

Love Your Ride

You may not be able to have the ride you'd love,but you can still love the ride you've got. ... read more..

Blogs
Rev. James L. Snyder
1467

Life Does Have Its Compensations – Occasionally

At times, it seems as if there is absolutely no justice in this world, and then something wonderful happens making up for almost everything. This past week I was fortunate enough to experience one of ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3203

Hat Blessing

A Rabbi is walking slowly down the street when a gust of wind blows his hat from his head. The hat is being blown down the street, but he is an old man and can't walk fast enough to catch the hat. Acr... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3380

Wacky Warnings

Here are the top five winning entries in the Wacky Warning Labels contest, sponsored by Michigan Lawsuit Abuse Watch. "Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." On a public t... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
4736

Flower Pun

A teacher was telling her class about plant names that have the word "dog" in them: dog-rose, dogwood, dog violet. She asked the class if they could name another flower with the preface "dog." Steve... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1935

Umbrella

An old pastor stood in his pulpit addressing the congregation about the drought that had lasted for at least 8 months. As all stood filled with faith, he told the congregation they would gather that ... read more..

Easter
Pastor Tim
923

Resurrection Allegiance

The truth of the resurrection of Jesus captures the allegiance of of His followers. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170416.mp3{/audio} read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3841

Blah Blah Blah

The CEO was scheduled to speak at an important convention, so he asked one of his employees to write him a punchy, 20-minute speech. When the CEO returned from the big event, he was furious. "What's... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
894

Cybersalt News - April 16, 2017

Easter Sunday greetings everyone - the Lord is risen! My messages from Palm Sunday and Good Friday are now on the Westside Bible Church Site: You can listen to "Missing Jesus" at:www.westsidefamily.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2920

A Love Supreme

Back in the days before digital music, a woman intended to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead. "Do you have 'Eyes of Blue' and 'A Love Supreme'?" she asked.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2143

Grace

This actually happened in a youth ministry class at Hannibal-LaGrange College in Missouri. I left work early so I could have some uninterrupted study time right before the final in my Youth Issues cl... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1306

Quote #1629

"The eyes are useless when the mind is blind." - Milan Kumar read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1130

One-liner #1182

Auto-correct makes me say things I didn't Nintendo.... read more..

Easter
Pastor Tim
968

Good Friday Gulf

Jesus said He would die and rise again - and did! Our celebration of and rejoicing in that calls us to cross the gulf we have created between us and the world. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20 read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2111

Psalm 53:1, Psalm 14:1, April 1

An atheist was quite incensed over the preparation for Easter and Passover holidays and decided to contact the local ACLU about the discrimination inflicted on atheists by the constant celebrations af... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3182

Battle Hymn of Term Finals

Mine eyes have seen the horrorOf the ending of the termIt has poisoned all my spiritsLike an apple with a wormIt's infected all my freedomLike an ugly cancer germThe truth shall soon be known. Chorus... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
889

Cybersalt News - April 13, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I am sure that there are many fine people who work for United Airlines - the airline currently getting hammered online for dragging a paying customer off a flight that was ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2694

Real Classified Ads

- 2 female Boston Terrier puppies, 7 wks old, Perfect markings, 555-1234.  Leave mess. - Lost: small apricot poodle.  Reward.  Neutered.  Like one of the family. - Dinner Special read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1482

Quote #1628

"Christians believe in the virgin birth of Jesus. Materialists believe in the virgin birth of the cosmos. Choose your miracle." - Glen Scrivener @ abr_apologetics read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
2544

In-flight Service

United Airlines recruits train to serve in-flight snacks. ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2803

Bible Pun 2

There was a very gracious lady who was mailing an old family Bible to her brother in another part of the country. "Is there anything breakable in here?" asked the postal clerk. "Only the Ten Command... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1236

One-liner #1181

If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, eventually they would find me attractive.... read more..

Easter
Pastor Tim
929

Missing Jesus

We, who follow Jesus, need to watch carefuly in order to not miss what Jesus wants to do in our lives and in our time. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170409.mp3{/audio} read more..