Monthly Archive

2019

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 676 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1136

A Smile Is Both Contagious and Healthy

My grandfather had a favorite saying that went something like this, “A frown is just a smile upside down.” Nobody could smile quite like my grandfather. He never waited for any reason to smi... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3412

Control Seminar

The company I work for sometimes puts on what they call "Lunch and Learn" seminars during the employees' lunchtime, dealing with a variety of physical and mental health issues. If the seminar lasts be... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
993

Imagination to a Tee

A golfer went to see his doctor. He was suffering from major stress syndrome. The doctor asked him if he played golf, to which the golfer replied, "I play at it, it's a very frustrating game, but I lo... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1161

Humor Restriction

WARNING!!!! Incorrigible punster!  DO NOT INCORRIGE... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
544

Cybersalt News - May 2, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Because of last Sunday's catch-up email, there is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt site today. You can read how Rev. James Snyder's laziness came to... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1068

Lazy Does Have Its Advantages

As a young boy, my father tried drilling into my brain that laziness was not acceptable in his house. If I wanted to be lazy, I had to go outside. He provided a wonderful role model for me because if ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3130

Stupid and Beautiful

A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.  " The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be a... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1226

Candy Crank

Pezzimists see the dispenser as half empty.... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
977

One-liner #1375

Self-Annihilating Sentence You'll live to regret this when I have you shot!... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3191

Texas Cruise

A Texas rancher, visiting a South Dakota farmer friend, asked him to show him his farm. After seeing the 1,000-acre spread, the Texan bragged that down-home he could get into his car, drive all day, ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
908

I Perspective

A woman walks in a store to return a pair of eyeglasses that she had purchased for her husband a week before. "What seems to be the problem, madam?" "I'm returning these glasses I bought for my husb... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1483

Quote #1817

"To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is unforgivable." - Beethoven read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1281

One-liner #1373

If a bag is not resealable then it contains one serving - I don't make the rules!... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1166

Quote #1815

"Our faith must be exercised in the realities of everyday life." - Oswald Chambers read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1311

Social Remedial

I don't know if Facebook has ever made the lame to walk. But it has, beyond all doubt, enabled the dumb to speak.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3435

Gravity Situation

I saw a report recently, about how gravity, which is a non-renewable resource, is gradually diminishing. Top scientists agree, "With the present rate of consumption, the earth's supply of gravity wil... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3088

Inspector Mom

Have you noticed anything fishy about the inspection teams who have arrived in Iraq? They're all men! How in the name of the United Nations does anyone expect men to find Saddam's stash?  We all... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
529

Cybersalt News - April 25, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Things continue to hum along here at Cybersalt World Headquarters - thanks for being a part it! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing. ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1059

Peasant Memo

Note to serfs: Resistance is feudal!... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
894

One-liner #1374

The discerning eye is a pain in the neck!... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3192

Tough Town

My Town Is So Tough It Has... - Hotels that ask your name, address and next of kin to register - Gun shops that have "Back to School" sales - Restaurants that serve broken leg of lamb - Bowling ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3684

Fed Up

Long ago, on New York's lower east side, Mrs. Spinelli and Mrs. Goldberg were bragging as they stood with their friends about their respective abilities to overfeed dinner guests. With evident pride,... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
976

Green Perspective

A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport. "These hills are getting steeper as the years go by," one complained. "These fairways seem to be getting longer too,... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1230

Quote #1816

  "Stop trying to make everybody happy. You aren't chocolate." - Toby Mac #SpeakLife read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
559

Cybersalt News - April 21, 2019

Easter Sunday greetings everyone - the Lord is Risen! This week, questions arise when Rev. James Snyder eats only one cookie, many times over. You can read "A Cookie Isn’t a Cookie Unless You Ca... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1077

A Cookie Isn’t a Cookie Unless You Can Sneak It

The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I enjoy one glorious connection; she loves to bake and I love to eat what she bakes. I did not marry her because of her baking skills because I did not know... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1894

Jelly Bean Prayer

Red is for the blood He gave. Green is for the grass He made. Yellow is for the sun so bright. Orange is for the edge of night. Blue is for the sins we made. White is for the grace He gave. Purple is... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
555

Cybersalt News - April 18, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! If you like the number 4 then today is day for you - behold, CleanLaugh Digest #4444! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
991

Quote #1814

"I consider the success of my day based on the seeds I sow, not the harvest I reap." - Robert Louis Stevenson read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1078

Current Shuffle

Is collating still a thing? Sort of.... read more..