Monthly Archive

2019

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Quote #1868
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1868

"And when you choose a life partner, you're choosing a lot of things, including your parenting partner and someone who will deeply influence your children, your eating companion for about 20,000 mea read more..
Construction Accents
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4275
<1min

Construction Accents

An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site. The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping." To the Scotsman ... read more..
Normal Life
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2529
<1min

Normal Life

"Normal" is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work, driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for, in order to get to the job that you need so you can pay for the clothes, c read more..
Listen for the Word
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4142
<1min

Listen for the Word

Our five-year-old son went to a church conference with my wife and me. He got restless, so my wife handed him a pad and pencil and suggested he mark down every time the speaker said the word "and." A... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4503 - November 17, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
62
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4503 - November 17, 2019

Cybersalt News Sunday Greetings everyone. Rev. James Snyder was very excited about a coupon for a free donut until he had to argue about the taxonomy of what is and isn't a donut. Free doesn't matte read more..
Cybersalt News - November 17, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1131
<1min

Cybersalt News - November 17, 2019

Sunday Greetings everyone. Rev. James Snyder was very excited about a coupon for a free donut until he had to argue about the taxonomy of what is and isn't a donut. Free doesn't matter if you can't g... read more..
What's in a name, anyway?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1732
4 min read

What's in a name, anyway?

I cannot express how ecstatic I was when someone gave me a coupon for a free donut. Normally, I am not overly excited about “free.” All I had to do was fill out a little survey online and they would ... read more..
One-Liner #1429
One-liners
Susan Davis
1762
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One-Liner #1429

Only variables remain constant.... read more..
Quote #1867
Quotes
Susan Davis
2604
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Quote #1867

"A woman's family is held together by her wisdom, but it can be destroyed by her foolishness." - Proverbs 19:14 read more..
Winter Geometry
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1771
<1min

Winter Geometry

Today I made a snow angle.... read more..
Mysterious Ways, Signs, God Talking
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3347
<1min

Mysterious Ways, Signs, God Talking

A pastor was working late on a Saturday night at the Almighty God Tabernacle. Around 10:00 PM he decided to call his wife before he left for home. Although the pastor let the phone ring several times... read more..
Finest Equipment
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3870
<1min

Finest Equipment

Morris had been playing golf for years, and he had the finest equipment, but his technique never improved a bit. As his friend watched, he teed up at the first hole and promptly drove a brand-new bal... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4502 - November 14, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
62
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4502 - November 14, 2019

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Here is a Cybersalt World Headquarters office temperature update: the new fireplace is ordered and I'm looking forward to it being installed in the next cou read more..
Cybersalt News - November 14, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - November 14, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Here is a Cybersalt World Headquarters office temperature update: the new fireplace is ordered and I'm looking forward to it being installed in the next couple of weeks. Ho... read more..
Clown Substitute
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4339
2 min read

Clown Substitute

"If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober A lady is giving a party for her granddaughter, and has go read more..
Quote #1866
Quotes
Susan Davis
2933
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Quote #1866

"Every church is a congregation of sinners...and if that isn't bad enough, they all have sinners for pastors." - Eugene Peterson read more..
Panning Observation
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1799
<1min

Panning Observation

He who is without oil shall throw the first rod. - Compressions 8.7:1... read more..
One-Liner #1428
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1428

Self-Annihilating Sentence: Attitudes Activity is a waste of time!... read more..
Memo Differences
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4799
2 min read

Memo Differences

Memo from Director General to Manager: Today at 11 o'clock there will be a total eclipse of the sun. This is when the sun disappears behind the moon for two minutes. As this is something that cannot ... read more..
Respect and Position
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2504
<1min

Respect and Position

During the eight years he served as Eisenhower's vice president, Richard Nixon had many reminders of the esteem accorded to people in his position. Once, the Nixons were staying at a hotel in Chicago ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4501 - November 10, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
55
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4501 - November 10, 2019

  Issue #4501                           Cybersalt News Sunday Greetings everyone. Amidst society's shifting thoughts about age read more..
Cybersalt News - November 10, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1013
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Cybersalt News - November 10, 2019

Sunday Greetings everyone. Amidst society's shifting thoughts about ageing, Rev. James Snyder is grateful he can still make new memories with God. You can read "Getting Old Is Not for Sissies" at:www... read more..
Quote #1865
Quotes
Susan Davis
2050
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Quote #1865

"If the message you preach isn't good news for every person from every tribe, tongue, and nation, then it isn't the real gospel." - Nathan Finn read more..
Desk Jockey
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1844
<1min

Desk Jockey

First day as a police officer ... Captain: "Why did you call for back up?" Me: "There was a fly in my car." Swat Team Leader: "What exactly do you think we do??"... read more..
One-Liner #1427
One-liners
Susan Davis
1624
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One-Liner #1427

Self-Annihilating One-Liners: The Way of the World Transience is here to stay.... read more..
Getting Old Is Not for Sissies
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2274
4 min read

Getting Old Is Not for Sissies

I will not admit to being old, but I am older than I was 10 years ago. Those 10 years have been filled with all kinds of things helping me to get older. I saw an article that said that 60 is the new ... read more..
Military Computer
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4901
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Military Computer

Officers at a military installation were being lectured about a new computer. The training officer said the computer was able to withstand nuclear and chemical attacks. Suddenly, he saw that one of t... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4500 - November 7, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
64
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4500 - November 7, 2019

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! If you live in a part of the world that turns the clocks back an hour in the fall, you know we're heading into the dark days of the year. I hope you are a s read more..
Cybersalt News - November 7, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1011
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Cybersalt News - November 7, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! If you live in a part of the world that turns the clocks back an hour in the fall, you know we're heading into the dark days of the year. I hope you are a snug and cozy as ... read more..
Quote #1864
Quotes
Susan Davis
2319
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Quote #1864

"It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken adults..." - F. Douglass read more..
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