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Holiday Parties December 1st TO: ALL EMPLOYEES I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23rd at Luigi's Open Pit Barbecue.  There will be lots of sp... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Last Sunday I shared a zoomed in picture I took of a snail and when referring to the snail commented, "I spotted this tiny boy or girl snail (I'm sure someone out there can... read more..

"Worship is not a twenty minute period during a church service; it's a lifestyle." - Unknown read more..

This presents us with an insurmountable opportunity.... read more..

9. "Hi, is this the chopstick hotline?" 8. "Okay, I removed the cap -- now what?" 7. "Can I use it to highlight passages in books?" 6. "Is it safe for my kitty's lips?" 5. "Is it true that the Chi... read more..

Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday.... read more..

My poor wife was sick in bed with the flu. Being a dutiful husband, I offered to fix her some of her favorite herbal tea. I couldn't find the tea though and went back upstairs to ask where it was. Sh... read more..

April 20, 2024 Don’t Knock on the Door if You Like Breathing I’m unsure if this is read more..

Sunday greetings everyone - and welcome to issue #4600! A number of weeks ago I shared a picture I took in our backyard and in doing so misidentified an insect appearing in it. Well, I've taken anot... read more..

"Atheism is a strange thing. Even the devils never fell into that vice, for the devils also tremble and believe." - C.H. Spurgeon read more..

Grandma Cybersalt here. Tim didn't get this one liner, but I liked it so you get to read it... Lockdown can only go 4 ways: You'll come out a monk, a hunk, a chunk or a drunk; choose wisely!... read more..

As he was drilling a batch of recruits, the sergeant saw that one of them was marching out of step. Walking up next to the man as they marched, he said sarcastically: "Do you know they are all out of... read more..

The problem: There's a box with a hole at each end, and there's a rabbit in the box. The rabbit sticks his head out of the hole in one end, and a minute later he sticks it out the other end. Half a m... read more..

When my wife's sister, Patty, was very young, she was allowed to have her best friend, a boy named Rory, over to spend the night. As the children grew toward adolescence, their parents knew that somed... read more..

Here is some diet news just in time for the holidays. (A) The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. (B) On the other hand, the French eat a lot o... read more..

  For the beauty of the earth, for the glory of the skies, for the love which from our birth over and around us lies, Christ our Lord, to you we raise this our hymn of grateful praise." - Folli read more..

Half the lies they tell about me are true!... read more..

What does a turkey say? "Gobble, gobble, gobble," right? Not always! A jewelry-lovin' turkey? "Bauble bauble bauble" A dyslexic turkey say? "Boggle boggle boggle" A turkey in the shoe repair shop ... read more..

1. Slow down; God is still in heaven. You are not responsible for doing it all yourself, right now. 2. Remember a happy, peaceful time in your past. Rest there. Each moment has richness that takes a read more..

I ate too much Turkey, I ate too much corn,I ate too much pudding and pie.I'm stuffed up with muffins and too much stuffin'I'm probably going to die. I piled up my plate and I ate and I ate.But I wis... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone! From time to time we are blessed to experience others whose "soul container" is so different than that of ours that the armor of our tired and numb way of valuing others (o... read more..

"Your best shot at having a beautiful marriage is if both of you make it your goal to become more like Jesus." - Francis Chan read more..

He knew everything, but that's all.... read more..

When they finish a new hive, bees have a house swarming party.... read more..

It is said that when the famous American columnist Dorothy Parker first came to work at The New Yorker, she found herself isolated and lonely in her small office there. Never one to be ignored, she m... read more..

I pulled up to the drive-thru of a fast-food restaurant and ordered coffee. I asked the clerk to put some ice cubes into the cup so that I could drink the cool coffee quickly. At the window, there was... read more..

The pilot was sitting in his seat and pulled out a .38 revolver.  He placed it on top of the instrument panel, then asked the navigator, "Do you know what I use this for?" The navigator replied ... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There are many ways to show one's passion for chickens, or chicken as the case may be. Here's a fun news story about one man's apparent passion for accurately labeling som... read more..

Oh look, Turkey Thursday! Happy Thanksgiving to all of our American subscribers and thank you, Walter, for reminding me! I don't think chickens will be jealous because of loosing the Cybersalt limeli... read more..

  "Sometimes I joke about what I'd do if I had one day left to live. Eat junk, go crazy, etc. Today it hit me: Jesus knew. And he washed feet." - Steve Bezner read more..