Monthly Archive

2022

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 608 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
301

Cybersalt News - June 16, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and welcome to summer in the Northern Hemisphere. Hang in there, Southerners, the sun is on its way bac! Thanks to Cybersaltine, D McCormick, who sent along this fun littl... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3026

Actual Hiker Comments

These are actual comments left last year on Forest Service registration sheets and comment cards by backpackers completing wilderness camping trips: "A small deer came into my camp and stole my bag o... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2859

Top 12 Things Not To Say To A Cop

Top 12 things not to say to a cop who has pulled you over: 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3. ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
309

Quote# 2095

"If you feel pain, you're alive. If you feel other people's pain, you're a human being." - Leo Tolstoy read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1781

Father's Letter

My Child, You may not know me, but I know everything about you - Psalm 139:1 I know when you sit down and when you rise up - Psalm 139:2 I am familiar with all your ways - Psalm 139:3 Even the ver... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1708

Centsless Labor

The union workers at the Federal Mint went on strike today. They are demanding to make less money!... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
399

One-Liner #1658

If you can't think of a word, say, "I forgot the English word for it;" that way people will think you're bilingual instead of an idiot.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
346

Cybersalt News - June 5, 2022

Sunday greetings, everyone. Today is another abbreviated mailing while we are travelling. Grandma Cybersalt has come down with a bug and slept most of the day yesterday. Please pray she will get bett... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
372

Cybersalt News - June 2, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday!  Grandma Cybersalt and I are halfway through our 2 week trip. I am sneaking a bit of time on the computer before bed to send out an abbreviated mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5508

Great Truths About Life

*Great Truths About Life that Children Have Learned* 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. 2) When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) Never ask your 3-y read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
314

Cybersalt News - May 22, 2022

Sunday Greetings everyone! One of the things that the pandemic has left hanging over us is the opportunity to return to places of our past that have not changed, but forever will never be the same be... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3022

Children's Message

A pastor was giving the children's message during church. For this part of the service, he would gather all the children around him and give a brief lesson before dismissing them for children's church... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1816

See Food

My niece told all her little friends with pride that she had seen a man-eating shark at the aquarium, to which one of them replied, "That's nothing! I saw a man eating shrimp at Long John Silver's." ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1586

Delegation, Time Management, Business

One day a gentleman walked into one of Ben Franklin's book stores. As one of the clerks went to assist him, the gentleman asked the clerk the price of the book he wished to purchase. The young clerk ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
296

Cybersalt News - May 19, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday!  There were no mailings last Sunday and Thursday because grandma Cybersalt were away at our association's Western Conference to report on and promote refugee sponsorsh... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2701

Goober Sightings

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober Sighting #1:I was busy writing some computer program for on... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
317

Quote #2094

"Out of the mountain of despair, a stone of hope." - Martin Luther King, Jr. read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
357

One-Liner #1657

Telling someone to calm down is about like baptizing a cat.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
382

Quote #2093

"If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else." - Ann Landers read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
403

One-Liner #1656

Went to an antique show and people were bidding on me.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2236

He No Goblin

Why did the vampire flunk art class? Because he could only draw blood!... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1475

Work Excellence

One of my first assignments as a trainee in an auto-body shop was a car needing a new fender and some door repairs. I spent hours doing a perfect job, but when the owner came to pick it up, he wasn't... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
390

Cybersalt News - May 8, 2022

Sunday Greetings everyone and Happy Mother's Day to everyone who are able to celebrate this day! Of course, for many this is a difficult day and if that is true of you may God's grace and comfort fin... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
602

And Then, There They Were

In getting older, I have discovered, I pay a little more attention to my dietary habits. Or, maybe I should say, The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage pays more attention to my dietary habits. As we... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
341

Quote #2092

"Motherhood brings you to your knees in a way that doesn't leave room for you to judge others. It makes you see that there's no ideal - a constant struggle, constantly compromising, but ultimate love. read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
384

One-Liner #1655

Never sing in the shower! Singing leads to dancing, dancing leads to slipping, and slipping leads to paramedics seeing you naked - so NEVER sing in the shower!... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2001

Branching Out

"A job at the nursery can lead to a budding career." read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1943

Reflections of a Mother

I gave you life, But I cannot live it for you. I can give you directions, But I cannot be there to lead you. I can take you to church, But I cannot make you believe. I can teach you right from wron... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5061

Car Alarms

I was with a friend in a cafe' when a noisy car alarm interrupted our conversation. "What good are car alarms when no one pays any attention to them?" I wondered aloud. "Some are quite effective," m... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
320

Cybersalt News - May 1, 2022

Sunday Greetings everyone and welcome back to May! I have a fun item on my agenda today! After church I am driving up island to take in a model railroad show with my son. We have talked about maybe b... read more..