Monthly Archive

2022

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 689 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Prejudice, Anti-Semitism
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2959
<1min

Prejudice, Anti-Semitism

The wonderful comic, Sam Levenson, had a great answer to anti-Semites. "It's a free world and you don't have to like Jews, but if you DON'T, I suggest that you boycott certain Jewish products, like .... read more..
Actual Warnings On Products
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6231
<1min

Actual Warnings On Products

On instructions for a hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. On a bar of Dial bath bar: Directions: Use like regular ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4745 - July 10, 2022
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
56
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4745 - July 10, 2022

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! My shop cleanup project is coming along. My progress was slowed for 3 days due to a sprained ankle (not due to t... read more..
Doctors Are Always Right
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1666
4 min read

Doctors Are Always Right

Last year I suffered what is referred to as a heart attack. I got to the hospital in time, so there was no major damage. I had one artery known as the "Widow Maker" that was 90% blocked, which seemed ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4744 - July 7, 2022
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
61
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4744 - July 7, 2022

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! One of the signs that tells me I am tired and need a break is when I notice an increase in wanting to reply to s... read more..
Cybersalt News - July 7, 2022
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
908
2 min read

Cybersalt News - July 7, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! One of the signs that tells me I am tired and need a break is when I notice an increase in wanting to reply to some of the stupid things people post on social media. I'm no... read more..
Turn Around
Clean Jokes
4663
<1min

Turn Around

A local priest and pastor were fishing on the side of the road. They thoughtfully made a sign saying, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!" and showed it to each passing c... read more..
29 Ways to Annoy People
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
6337
2 min read

29 Ways to Annoy People

1.    Leave the photocopier set to "reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch paper, 99 copies." 2.    Sit in your yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow read more..
Unspeakable
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3658
<1min

Unspeakable

"Hundreds of kids are shipped off to Mime Boarding School every year, never to be heard from again." read more..
Few Words
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2444
<1min

Few Words

Calvin Coolidge, the 30th president of the United States, was popularly known as "Silent Cal." One time at a party, a woman walked up to him and said, "My husband bet me I couldn't get three words ou... read more..
One-Liner #1664
One-liners
Susan Davis
1232
<1min

One-Liner #1664

When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.... read more..
Quote #2101
Quotes
Susan Davis
1271
<1min

Quote #2101

“Life is truly a ride. We're all strapped in and no one can stop it. When the doctor slaps your behind, he's ripping your ticket and away you go. As you make each passage from youth to adulthood to ma... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4743 - July 3, 2022
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
68
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4743 - July 3, 2022

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone. I mentioned last weekend I was in Port Angeles, Washington, USA. The idea for that trip began when a clien... read more..
Cybersalt News - July 3, 2022
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
936
2 min read

Cybersalt News - July 3, 2022

Sunday greetings, everyone. I mentioned last weekend I was in Port Angeles, Washington, USA. The idea for that trip began when a client of mine from the UK told me he was travelling to Port Town... read more..
Amazing Miracle
Suneel Barkat
Rev. Suneel Barkat
1459
4 min read

Amazing Miracle

Matthew.14:22,23 The sea of Galilee is especially well known to Christians because it was the scene of many episodes of the life and ministry of Jesus Christ. When Jesus performed the miracle of feed... read more..
Quote #2100
Quotes
Susan Davis
1088
<1min

Quote #2100

"Whatever else it is, the kingdom of God is decidedly NOT a call to violent revolution." - Philip Yancy, The Jesus I Never Knew read more..
Northern Reflection
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2863
<1min

Northern Reflection

“I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but he turned out to be an optical Aleutian.”... read more..
Gossip, Noseyness, Busybodies, Coveting
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2627
<1min

Gossip, Noseyness, Busybodies, Coveting

A moving van pulled up in front of the only vacant house in the neighborhood and started unloading. Curtains twitched up and down the street as ladies peeked out to watch the process. After about an... read more..
You're Not a Kid Anymore When....
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5898
<1min

You're Not a Kid Anymore When....

1. You're asleep but others worry that you're dead. 2. Your back goes out more than you do. 3. You no longer laugh at Preparation H commercials. 4. The only reason you're awake at 4 a.m. is indiges read more..
One-Liner #1663
One-liners
Susan Davis
1155
<1min

One-Liner #1663

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather ... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4742 - June 30, 2022
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
61
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4742 - June 30, 2022

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! We finally got some really nice weather at Cybersalt World Headquarters after navigating a cooler than normal sp... read more..
Cybersalt News - June 30, 2022
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1002
<1min

Cybersalt News - June 30, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! We finally got some really nice weather at Cybersalt World Headquarters after navigating a cooler than normal spring. Our front and back lawns are much greener than they us... read more..
Dumb Beast
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3959
<1min

Dumb Beast

Watching her mother as she tried on her new fur coat, the young daughter said unhappily, "Mom, do you realize some poor dumb beast suffered so you could have that?" The woman shot her an angry look... read more..
I Didn't Feel Quite Right
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3939
<1min

I Didn't Feel Quite Right

Thought I'd let my doctor check me,'Cause I didn't feel quite right. . .All those aches and pains annoyed meAnd I couldn't sleep at night. He could find no real disorderBut he wouldn't let it rest.Wh... read more..
Fowl Happenings
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2864
<1min

Fowl Happenings

I've got stained glass windows in our house. Stupid pigeons.... read more..
Lessons Learned
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2256
<1min

Lessons Learned

One of my co-workers got a speeding ticket and was attending a defensive-driving course to have points erased from his license. The instructor, a police officer, emphasized that being on time was cruc... read more..
Quote #2099
Quotes
Susan Davis
1186
<1min

Quote #2099

"Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens." - J. R. Tolkien The Fellowship of the Ring read more..
One-Liner #1662
One-liners
Susan Davis
1092
<1min

One-Liner #1662

My company is better at making sun-screen than our competitors, but I don't like to rub it in!... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4741 - June 26, 2022
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
57
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4741 - June 26, 2022

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone. I've just returned from a couple of days in and around Port Angeles, Washington, USA. I was over there to meet ... read more..
Cybersalt News - June 26, 2022
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
975
<1min

Cybersalt News - June 26, 2022

Sunday greetings, everyone. I've just returned from a couple of days in and around Port Angeles, Washington, USA. I was over there to meet a client from the UK who had travelled to attend a memorial ... read more..
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