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"Before you act ... Listen. Before you react ... Think. Before you spend ... Earn. Before you criticize ... Wait. Before you quit ... Try." - E. Hemingway read more..

To paraphrase one of my favorite humorist, Will Rogers, “All I know is what I read on Facebook.” I must admit that I also get information from Facebook. I can keep up with my family and friends, know... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Remember when I said there was some exciting news cooking here at Cybersalt World Headquarters? That news involved and involves travel that has been extended, so you h... read more..

After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for our anniversary. What do you think it means?" "You'll know tonight." he said. That evening, the man... read more..

A new member of a church is talking to the Pastor: "You have such a small congregation. How can they afford to pay you?" The Pastor said, "Well, I only earn $60 a week." The man is dumbfounded. "Pas... read more..

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite. He said, "NaBrO."... read more..

"It is the experiences of being overwhelmed, nearly destroyed, and surprisingly given life that cause us to pray and sing." - Walter Brueggemann read more..

If I throw a stick, will you leave?... read more..

A tourist is visiting New York City when his car breaks down. He jumps out and starts fiddling under the hood. About five minutes later, he hears some thumping sounds and looks around to see someone ... read more..

I made a mistake the other night of complaining out loud. It is one thing to complain under your breath so that nobody hears you or knows what you are complaining about. But when you complain out loud... read more..

Time goes so fast at times that I do not always remember what day it is. I get so busy trying to get my work done that I forget if it’s Monday or Friday. It is a good thing I am getting older because... read more..

Sunday Greetings everyone. Overall, it has been a pretty mild winter so far around Cybersalt World Headquarters. I'm not complaining but I have noticed the warmer temperatures have allowed spiders to... read more..

I don't mean to harp about this, but I'm about to make a musical instrument pun; so plan accordionly.... read more..

"If I find in myself desires which nothing in this world can satisfy, the only logical explanation is that i was made for another world." - C. S. Lewis read more..

On a street, where the speed is limited to 30 mph the police stop a driver. "Not only have you been driving too fast, you've been passing cars where it is not allowed. Your lights don't work, your ti... read more..

When we moved cross-country, my wife and I decided to drive both of our cars. Nathan, our eight-year-old, worriedly asked, "How will we keep from getting separated?" "We'll drive slowly so that one c... read more..

Therapy is expensive; poppin' bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.... read more..

"It's my own invention," Bob replied patently. read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thanks to Kathy M. for supplying today's Chicken Thursday picture. Kathie must have a pretty nice house because it looks like they really want in - or maybe they are just k... read more..

One day, Joe, Bob and Dave were hiking in a wilderness area when they came upon a large, raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no idea of how to do so. Joe prayed to Go... read more..

Hip replacement? More like a pelvis impersonator!... read more..

  "When I talk to managers I get the feeling that they are important. When I talk to leaders I get the feeling that I am important." - Unknown read more..

Sandra was out driving her car and while stopped at a red light, the car just died. It was a busy intersection, and the traffic behind her starting growing. The guy in the car directly behind her sta... read more..

Well, this day was a total waste of make-up!... read more..

Here's hoping there is no one like this at your workplace. Faced with hard times, the company offered a bonus of one thousand dollars to any employee who could come up with a way of saving money. Th... read more..

"God grant me the serenity to accept the people I cannot change, the courage to change the one I can, and the wisdom to know it's me." ~ Rev. Tracey Dawson read more..

Don't be worried about your smartphone and TV spying on you. Your vacuum has been gathering dirt on you for years!... read more..

Sunday Greetings everyone - and Happy New Year! I hope it's a great year for you full of many blessings. Sorry that there was no mailing on the first Chicken Thursday of the year. The day before we h... read more..

Marriage Tip: "Every time you talk to your wife, your mind should remember that  . . . 'This conversation will be recorded for training and quality purposes.'"... read more..

While the soldiers stood at attention during a parade, a private waved to someone in the crowd. "Jones, never do that again!" the drill instructor whispered. But a few minutes later, the soldier wave... read more..