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Monthly Archive

January 2023

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 52 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
8

Cybersalt News - January 29, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! Guess who hired Grandma Cybersalt to help catch up on getting James Snyder's God's Penman articles finalized on the site and in the newsletter? That's right - me! Susan wo... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
46

Have Nose, Will Snore

Having been married as long as The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and myself, there are very few things we disagree about. I run by the idea, “Do you want to be happy, or do you want to be right?... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
13

Quote #2154

"If God had a refrigerator, your picture would b e on it. If He had a wallet, your photo would be in it. He sends you flowers every Spring and a sunrise every morning ... Face it, friend. He is crazy read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
7

One-Liner #1718

"No comment" is a comment. - George Carlin read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2458

Carry a Flashlight

A New York boy was being led through the swamps of Louisiana by his cousin. "Is it true that an alligator won't attack you if you carry a flashlight?" The cousin smirked and replied, "Depends on how... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
5237

Another Bull Pun

A bunch of cows and bulls are standing in a field. A huge gust of wind comes along and all the cows fall over, but the bulls just stand there, bracing themselves against the gale. All the cows stand ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1329

Stewardship, Sacrifice, Worship

There is the story of a pastor who got up one Sunday and announced to his congregation: "I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. T... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
14

Cybersalt News - January 26, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Unfortunately, I don't have time to write any news for today because I'm taking part in a new fad that everybody seems to be  getting into: I am going through my whole... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
5110

Would You Remarry?

A wife asks her husband, "Honey, if I died, would you remarry?" "After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would. We all need companionship." "If I died and you remarried," the wife asks, "... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
83

Do I Need to File a Missing Persons Report?

Every week comes and goes, and some go faster than others. Such was last week. It started pretty well, but then everything went downhill. I had my semiannual doctor's visit. After all, he has kids t... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
12

Quote #2153

"You don't always need a plan. Sometimes you just need to breathe, trust, let go and see what happens." - Mandy Hale read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
10

One-Liner #1717

I got to the office earlier and switched the M and N keys on every keyboard I could. Some in my office will say that I am a monster, but others will say that I am a nomster!... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2410

Cutting Class

"Jill," a teacher reprimanded the teenager in the hall, "do you mind telling me whose class you're cutting this time?" "Like," the young teen replied, "uh, see, okay, like it's like I really don't li read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
11222

Anniversary Pun

On anniversaries the wise husband always forgets the past...but never the present.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1220

Taxes

Tax his cow, tax his goat; Tax his pants, tax his coat. Tax his crop, tax his work; Tax his ties, tax his shirt. Tax his chew, tax his smoke; Teach him taxing is no joke. Tax his tractor, tax his mul... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
23

Cybersalt News - January 22, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I are feeling so much better! Around Thursday, we both turned a corner and we're feeling more and more normal each day! In fact, I think we're pretty... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
20

One-Liner #1716

"A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain." - Graham Norton read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
17

Quote #2152

"Think about your legacy, because you're writing it every day." - Gary Vaynerchuk read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4848

The FBI Orders Pizza

FBI agents conducted a raid of a psychiatric hospital in San Diego that was under investigation for medical insurance fraud.  After hours of reviewing thousands of medical records, the dozens of... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1667

No Lion

"At the awards show, the movie star's new and outrageous hairdo became the mane attraction." read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1360

Keeping Up Appearances

Sir William Thompson was very deaf but he did not like people to know this. One evening he had invited several friends to dinner, and while they were sitting at the table, one of the friends told a fu... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
23

Cybersalt News - January 19, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Have you ever walked into a room and felt invisible? Today's video share shows what that might look like if you were an invisible rocket! Just remember that Red = Kero... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
18384

Cannibal Canoe

A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker are captured by cannibals. The chief cannibal comes to them and says, "The bad news is that now that we've caught you, we're going to kill you, put you in... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
20

Quote #2151

"I prefer winter and Fall, when you feel the bone structure of the landscape - the loneliness of it, the dead feeling of winter. Something waits beneath it, the whole story doesn't show." - Andrew Wy read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
25

One-Liner #1715

I went to buy some camo pants but couldn't find any.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2904

How Did You Get Me?

A speeding motorist was caught by radar from a police helicopter in the sky. An officer pulled him over and began to issue a traffic ticket. "It seems everyone is out to get me lately. How did you kn... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1862

He Does; He Done

"Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished." read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1165

Failure, School, Report Cards

A professional athlete hit the ceiling when his nine year old son brought home a failing report card. "Well, Dad," explained the youngster, "lets' not say that I flunked. Lets' just say they failed t... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
25

Cybersalt News - January 15, 2023

Sunday greetings from cough central, where Grandma Cybersalt and I continue to make slow, steady progress in getting better.  Today's video share is of a place that is pretty far out - well, pre... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
23

Quote #2150

"Spring will come and so will happiness. Hold on. Life will get warmer." - Anita Krizan read more..

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