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February 2016

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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4034 - February 13, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4034 - February 13, 2016

 Cybersalt News - February 13, 2016 If you do not like puns do not go to Cybersalt's Valentine Pun page at:www.cybersalt.org/clean-puns/valentine-puns If you do like to read flame e-mails I am read more..
Quote #1439
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Quote #1439

“People do not drift toward holiness. Apart from grace-driven effort, people do not gravitate toward godliness, prayer, obedience to Scripture, faith, and delight in the Lord. We drift toward compro read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4033 - February 12, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4033 - February 12, 2016

 Cybersalt News - February 12, 2016 It's a few days late for the best timing of this Cybersalt classic funny sign picture (which I actually took of a friend's church in 2009). Just the same,&nb read more..
Cybersalt News - February 12, 2016
Cybersalt News
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Cybersalt News - February 12, 2016

It's a few days late for the best timing of this Cybersalt classic funny sign picture (which I actually took of a friend's church in 2009). Just the same, the idea of shoving pancakes has as fun ... read more..
Quote #1438
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Quote #1438

"I like going the extra mile, it's usually less crowded." read more..
Generosity
Illustrations
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Generosity

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN:... read more..
Horse Knock-Off
Clean Puns
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Horse Knock-Off

You mean you've never knocked a guy off a horse with a lance before? Surely you joust!... read more..
One-liner #0989
One-liners
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One-liner #0989

So apparently the security guard at Safeway didn't believe that life gave me that lemon.... read more..
Missing You
Clean Jokes
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Missing You

Dave went on a business trip for a few days. When he returned, his wife reported that the dog really missed him. "She spent every night at the front door, awaiting your return," she said. "What an ... read more..
Cybersalt News - February 11, 2016
Cybersalt News
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Cybersalt News - February 11, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday!For the whole Chicken Thursday explanation check out:www.cybersalt.org/news/the-story-of-chicken-thursday For those of you who tend to get in trouble for forgetting Valentin... read more..
Hat Headline
Pearly Gates Jokes
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Hat Headline

The Pope is visiting DC and President Obama takes him out for an afternoon on the Potomac . . . sailing on the presidential yacht. They're admiring the sights when, all of a sudden the Pope's hat (ec... read more..
That 'Green' Thing
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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That 'Green' Thing

In the line at the store today, the cashier told an older woman ahead of me that plastic bags weren't good for the environment. The woman apologized to her and explained, "We didn't have the green thi... read more..
Quote #1437
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Quote #1437

"We are not called to be defenders of the Truth but to live the Truth, which is Truth's best defense." ~Mabel Boggs Sweet read more..
Fish Eyes
Clean Puns
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Fish Eyes

Fisheye lenses make the world go round.... read more..
One-liner #0988
One-liners
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One-liner #0988

Just once it'd be nice to hear the word "sir," without it immediately being followed by,"you're making a scene." read more..
Deep Trouble
Clean Jokes
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Deep Trouble

A man driving his car down a country road was forced to stop before a giant puddle blocking the entire way. Looking to the side of the road, the man noticed a goober leaning on a fence. "Think it's sa... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4032 - February 11, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4032 - February 11, 2016

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday!For the whole Chicken Thursday explanation check out:www.cybersalt.org/news/the-story-of-chicken-thursday For those of you who tend to get in trouble for for read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4031 - February 10, 2016
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Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4031 - February 10, 2016

Cybersalt News Happy 3rd birthday to our grandson Torre! Even though the Cybersalt Newsletters have not been going out for some time, that doesn't mean there weren't new pages added to the Cybersal read more..
Cybersalt News - February 10, 2016
Cybersalt News
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Cybersalt News - February 10, 2016

Happy 3rd birthday to our grandson Torre! Even though the Cybersalt Newsletters have not been going out for some time, that doesn't mean there weren't new pages added to the Cybersalt Site.  To ... read more..
Change Your Stance
Illustrations
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Change Your Stance

The newest member of the country club was taking his initiatory round of golf with the club's officers. He was nervous about making a good impression. He teed up the ball, spread his feet apart, fixed... read more..
One-liner #0987
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One-liner #0987

When the moon hits your eye, like a big pizza pie ... that's a lawsuit. read more..
If You Love Something Variations
Clean Jokes
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If You Love Something Variations

THE ORIGINAL VERSION:If you love something,Set it free...If it comes back, it's yours;If it doesn't, it never was yours. THE PESSIMIST VERSION:If you love somebody,Set her free ...If she ever comes b... read more..
Quote #1436
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Quote #1436

"Jesus didn't come to tell us the answer to the questions of life, he came to be the answer."- Timothy Keller read more..
Dating a Philosopher
Clean Puns
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Dating a Philosopher

Trying to date a philosophy professor? He doesn't even know if you exist or not!... read more..
Eye for an Eye: You have heard that it was said
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Eye for an Eye: You have heard that it was said

Jesus clarifies what God's desire is for our hearts in regard to others suffering for things they have done. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20160207.mp3{/audio} read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4030 - February 7, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4030 - February 7, 2016

 In Today's Issue Cybersalt News Sunday greetings! Ok, I hope you were sitting down when you saw the Cybersalt Digest in your e-mail inbox again. Just over a month ago I sent out a mailing lett read more..
Car Help Line
Clean Jokes
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Car Help Line

General Motors doesn't have a "help line" for people who don't know how to drive, because people don't buy cars like they buy computers.  But, imagine if they did . . . HELPLINE: "General Motors... read more..
CNA - Speaking Exchange
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CNA - Speaking Exchange

If this video moves you, why not find a senior and take a bit of time to talk with them?  ... read more..
Toughest Job in the World
FunBlog
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Toughest Job in the World

These applicants are shocked to find out the job they are applying for is a real mother.  ... read more..
Jeanne Robertson
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Jeanne Robertson

Sometimes being a mother is a dish best served cold after 29 years.  ... read more..
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