Monthly Archive

February 2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 52 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Open Microphone

While my son was on the Navy carrier USS George Washington, the air wing was busy with training missions. After talking to a pilot, one air-traffic controller accidentally left his microphone on and r... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
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Cry Out For Deliverance

When the consequences of sin come home to roost in your life, cry out for deliverance. (Pastor Tim had a cold when preaching this sermon so sorry for the croaky voice and odd sniff.) Listen O... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Morning Run

The drill sergeant, making his morning announcements to a group of newcomers in a training camp, stated: "Today, gentlemen, I have some good news and some bad news. First, the good. Private Johnson wi... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Eco Harley

Introducing the Eco-Harley ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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The Mayor's Burden

One of the burdens of office of the small town mayor was his brother in-law, a fellow who liked to throw his or, rather, his in-law's political weight around. The mayor had instructed his policemen an... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Pole Plan

Your local government at work. ... read more..

General News
Pastor Tim
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Smartphone Pictures Pose Privacy Risks

Here's an important story on another way to keep your kids safe online.  This time it's how you may be using the Internet that is putting them at risk. ... read more..

Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Dog Squats

I don't like to exercise. But then again, I've never had a dog that would exercise with me so perhaps that's what has held me back.  ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3558

Police Report

A motorist collided with a cow. The questions and answers on the police report were: Q - What warning was given by you?A - Horn. Q - What warning was given by the other party?A - Moo.... read more..

Davis Family News
Pastor Tim
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Clayton's Engagement

Pastor Tim and Susan are happy and excited to announce the engagement of their son, Clayton, to Rebecca. The happy couple are planning to marry at the end of August. God bless both of them!... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Empty Nest Syndrome

You know you are suffering from "Empty Nest Syndrome" if..... You have thrown out the better part of the last several one-gallon jugs of milk, but still can't bring yourself to buy the one-quart carto... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Eating Out

Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The waiter became quite concerned and marched over and told them, "You c... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
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Let the King of Glory Win!

Don't be afraid of trusting Jesus because you doubt his ability to win complete victory. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20110220.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110220.mp3"> ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Angry Birds in Real Life Video

OK, I'll admit it. I bought Angry birds for my iPhone so I could play more levels. If you've ever played Angry Birds on your iPhone or Android phone then you know how well done this "Angry Birds in ... read more..

Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Cat Melon Head

It was at that point that Fifi began plotting her revenge. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Thoughts on Golfing

A "gimme" can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers, neither of whom can putt very well. An interesting thing about golf is that no matter how badly you play, it is always possible to ge... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Cheap Motel

One night at an economy motel, I ordered a 6am wake-up call. The next morning, I awoke before 6, but the phone did not ring until 6:30. "Good morning," a young man said sheepishly. "This is your wake-... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Pig Clean

That's the last time I hide in the laundry to sneak into town. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Sugar Packets Announcement

The Building Committee has been informed that opened sugar packets are being found in the nursery area. We have had some serious problems with ants in the past and would like to avoid any recurrences ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Sightseeing at Alcatraz

A couple with three children waited in line at San Francisco's Pier 41 to purchase tickets for a sightseeing boat to Alcatraz Prison.  The children weren't good at waiting: they fidgeted, whined, and ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Computer Melt

Hey Honey! The good news is I got the computer running faster. ... read more..

Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Cat Gas

How to tell If your cat has gas. read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Largest Amphibious Assault

I had been teaching my seventh-graders about World War II, and a test question was, "What was the largest amphibious assault of all time?" Expecting to see "the D-Day invasion" as the answer, I found ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Tide Table

New to the coast, Bill was a little confused when asked to go check the tide table. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Learn To Read Japanese

You can learn to read Japanese too! ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Malcolm in the Middle Mall Parking Lot Scene

This is one of my favorite scenes from the TV show, Malcolm in the Middle. I remembered it when I was making the "It's Just a Parking Spot" page. Unfortunately the person who put his on YouTube did n... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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It's Just a Parking Spot

Ladies, please! It's just a parking spot. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Signs You Need a New Pizza Place

~ The pizza's secrets ingredient is still moving. ~ The delivery kid is packing. ~ This weeks special is double cheese and double anchovies at no extra charge. ~ While waiting for the last order to... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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The Politician Dance

There was a dance teacher who talked of a very old dance called the Politician. "All you have to do" she told her class "is take three steps forward, two steps backward, then side-step side-step and t... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
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Let the King of Glory In!

Don't let anything keep or block you from opening the doors of your life wide to let Jesus in. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20110213.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110213.mp... read more..

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