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Monthly Archive

May 2017

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 68 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2533

Cooking Pun

A rare delicacy indeed is sautéed sloth. Using the middle toe of the great Australian three-toed sloth, the only edible part of the creature, the careful chef de-bones it, pounds it as with veal, and... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3925

Mike's Girlfriend

After directory assistance gave me my boyfriend's new telephone number, I dialed him -- and got a woman. "Is Mike there?" I asked confused. "Umm, he's in the shower," she responded. "Please tell hi... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1370

Quote #1641

It's a little hard for the world to hear the church preach "love your enemies" when we can't even love our own brothers and sisters just a little different from us.  – Leonard Sweet read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
978

One-liner #1194

"Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in?  I think that's how dogs spend their lives." - Sue Murphy read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
141

Self-Consciousness at the Gym

I was self-conscious about going to the gym, because I thought the pounds I had put on would make me stand out among the spandex-clad regulars. I chose a treadmill in the corner so I'd be inconspicuou... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
7559

Corporate Ladder

Ben was sure this was the corporate retreat he'd earn his promotion at. ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2841

Lotto Trouble

A guy named Joe finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial trouble. He's so desperate that he decides to do something he rarely does: ask God for help. He ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
605

Cybersalt News - May 28, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone. There is a new James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt site today. James' wife's noticing of all the fashion crimes at the mall has him looking inside himself. You can rea... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
560

Protecting God's Holy Ones

Moses' parents are examples of faith to us because they protected God's chosen servant.  Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170528.mp3{/audio} read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
1586

2 Requests

An elderly woman decided to prepare her will and told her preacher she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Wal-Mart. "Wal-Mart?" ... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
941

One-liner #1193

"I'm an expert on Chinese food; when I eat it I only use one chopstick." - George Burns read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1535

Quote #1640

"A preacher should have the mind of a scholar, the heart of a child, and the hide of a rhinoceros. Our biggest problem is how to toughen our hides without hardening our hearts." - Vance Havner read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1157

A Mystery Of Murderous Distortions

I do not want to alarm anyone – I’m not wound that tight – but there is a devious conspiracy in our country. A cabal of murderous distortions. To be quite honest about all this, I was not the first t... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1995

Book Page Problem

A surgeon goes to return some books he borrowed from the library... The librarian quips after checking the books... "Sir your books are always returned with the last page missing in every single book... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1467

Our Shepherd

A Sunday school teacher decided to have her young class memorize one of the most quoted passages in the Bible: Psalm 23. She gave the youngsters a month to learn the chapter. Little Rick was excited ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
549

Cybersalt News - May 25, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! It has been a while since there have been any new additions to the FunBlog, so today is as good a day as any. If you like Lego, Porsches or crash tests you'll be sure to e read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3406

Samurai Showdown

Back in the time when the Samurai were important, there was a powerful emperor who needed a new chief Samurai, so he sent a declaration throughout the land that he was searching for the very best. A ... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
857

One-liner #1192

I'm as good at making similes as someone who is really good at making similes.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1222

Quote #1639

"Experience is a difficult teacher because she gives the test first and then the lesson afterwards." - Vernon Law read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
8565

Lego Porsche Crash Test

If you like Lego, Porsches, or crash tests you will enjoy this video. If you like Lego, Porsches, *and* crash tests you better sit down before watching this video! ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3137

10 Words That Don't Exist, But Should

1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks'trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub tap on and off with your toes. 2. CARPERPETUATION (kar' pur pet u a shun) n. The act, when vacuuming, of running over read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
20116

Bridge Pun

In Washington D.C., helicopters are often used to monitor the traffic conditions. Frequently jammed is the Francis Scott Key bridge, named after the man who wrote the national anthem. The bridge's t... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1739

Integrity

The owner of a small deli was being questioned by the IRS about his tax return. He had reported a net profit of $80,000 for the year. "Why don't you people leave me alone?" the deli owner said. "I wo... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
581

Cybersalt News - May 21, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone. The Westside Bible Church site has been updated with my messages from the last two weeks - including Mother's Day. Motherhood Gone Awrywww.westsidefamily.org/messages/moth... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
603

Beyond Our Control

Isaac, Jacob, and Joseph are examples of faith to us because they trusted God with things beyond their control.  Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170521.mp3{/audio} read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1193

Where Do You Look When She’s Lost Her Voice?

It has been a quiet week at the parsonage. Far quieter than usual. I cannot remember a time when it was quieter. If silence is golden, the week glowed with a yellow brilliance. Have you ever noticed ... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
909

One-liner #1191

I wonder how long it will take this police sketch artist to realize I'm describing him?... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1477

Quote #1638

"The secret to contentment is Christ in me, not a different set of circumstances." - Elisabeth Elliot read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
5895

Surgery Pun

Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation the patient wakes up, and demands to know what is going on. "I'm about to close," the surgeon says. The patient grabs his hand and says, "Oh, no you'r... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1532

The King's Highway

Once a king had a great highway built for the members of his kingdom. After it was completed, but before it was opened to the public, the king decided to have a contest. He invited as many as desired ... read more..

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