Monthly Archive

July 2022

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 61 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Not Much of a Fighter
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2675
<1min

Not Much of a Fighter

One day a discussion was focused on a particular historical church leader in a First Grade religion class. After school, one student came home all excited and blurted out to his mother, "Guess what, ... read more..
Good Works, Heaven
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2771
<1min

Good Works, Heaven

"If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?" I asked the children in my Sunday School class. "NO!" the children all answe read more..
Quote #2102
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #2102

"Lower your expectations of earth. This isn't heaven, so don't expect it to be." - Max Lucado read more..
One-Liner #1665
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1665

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason. - Jerry Seinfeld... read more..
It's Not A Cat
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4057
<1min

It's Not A Cat

It's not a cat it's... A small, four-legged, fur-bearing extortionist. A wildlife control expert impersonator. An un-programmable animal. A four footed allergen. A hair relocation expert. A tr... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4746 - July 17, 2022
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
119
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4746 - July 17, 2022

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone. This is actually the mailing I lined up to go out last Sunday, but on Thursday I noticed it hadn't gone out as ... read more..
Cybersalt News - July 17, 2022
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
985
<1min

Cybersalt News - July 17, 2022

Sunday greetings, everyone. This is actually the mailing I lined up to go out last Sunday, but on Thursday I noticed it hadn't gone out as planned so here it is again today, which explains why some of... read more..
Scroll Worker
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3157
<1min

Scroll Worker

Did you hear about the guy from Utah who wanted to become a writer? Well, he tried for many years but never produced anything he was satisfied with and, certainly, never sold anything. So, he took up... read more..
Cybersalt News - July 14, 2022
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
963
<1min

Cybersalt News - July 14, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! My shop cleanup project is coming along. My progress was slowed for 3 days due to a sprained ankle (not due to tripping on clutter), but I now have a clear path to the back... read more..
Buying a Mature Woman's Bathing Suit
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4632
3 min read

Buying a Mature Woman's Bathing Suit

The Bathing Suit (by an unknown middle-aged woman) When I was a child in the 1950s, the bathing suit for the mature figure was-boned, trussed and reinforced, not so much sewn as engineered. They were... read more..
One-Liner #1666
One-liners
Susan Davis
1173
<1min

One-Liner #1666

I ate a clock yesterday; it was very time consuming.... read more..
Quote #2103
Quotes
Susan Davis
1239
<1min

Quote #2103

"I'm not busy ... a woman with three children under the age of 10 wouldn't think my schedule looked so busy." - Garrison Keillor read more..
Prejudice, Anti-Semitism
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3047
<1min

Prejudice, Anti-Semitism

The wonderful comic, Sam Levenson, had a great answer to anti-Semites. "It's a free world and you don't have to like Jews, but if you DON'T, I suggest that you boycott certain Jewish products, like .... read more..
Actual Warnings On Products
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Actual Warnings On Products

On instructions for a hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. On a bar of Dial bath bar: Directions: Use like regular ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4745 - July 10, 2022
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
104
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4745 - July 10, 2022

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! My shop cleanup project is coming along. My progress was slowed for 3 days due to a sprained ankle (not due to t... read more..
Doctors Are Always Right
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1778
4 min read

Doctors Are Always Right

Last year I suffered what is referred to as a heart attack. I got to the hospital in time, so there was no major damage. I had one artery known as the "Widow Maker" that was 90% blocked, which seemed ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4744 - July 7, 2022
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
103
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4744 - July 7, 2022

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! One of the signs that tells me I am tired and need a break is when I notice an increase in wanting to reply to s... read more..
Cybersalt News - July 7, 2022
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
971
2 min read

Cybersalt News - July 7, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! One of the signs that tells me I am tired and need a break is when I notice an increase in wanting to reply to some of the stupid things people post on social media. I'm no... read more..
Turn Around
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4753
<1min

Turn Around

A local priest and pastor were fishing on the side of the road. They thoughtfully made a sign saying, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!" and showed it to each passing c... read more..
29 Ways to Annoy People
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
6427
2 min read

29 Ways to Annoy People

1.    Leave the photocopier set to "reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch paper, 99 copies." 2.    Sit in your yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow read more..
Unspeakable
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3730
<1min

Unspeakable

"Hundreds of kids are shipped off to Mime Boarding School every year, never to be heard from again." read more..
Few Words
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Few Words

Calvin Coolidge, the 30th president of the United States, was popularly known as "Silent Cal." One time at a party, a woman walked up to him and said, "My husband bet me I couldn't get three words ou... read more..
One-Liner #1664
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1664

When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.... read more..
Quote #2101
Quotes
Susan Davis
1330
<1min

Quote #2101

“Life is truly a ride. We're all strapped in and no one can stop it. When the doctor slaps your behind, he's ripping your ticket and away you go. As you make each passage from youth to adulthood to ma... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4743 - July 3, 2022
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
113
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4743 - July 3, 2022

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone. I mentioned last weekend I was in Port Angeles, Washington, USA. The idea for that trip began when a clien... read more..
Cybersalt News - July 3, 2022
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
987
2 min read

Cybersalt News - July 3, 2022

Sunday greetings, everyone. I mentioned last weekend I was in Port Angeles, Washington, USA. The idea for that trip began when a client of mine from the UK told me he was travelling to Port Town... read more..
Amazing Miracle
Suneel Barkat
Rev. Suneel Barkat
1571
4 min read

Amazing Miracle

Matthew.14:22,23 The sea of Galilee is especially well known to Christians because it was the scene of many episodes of the life and ministry of Jesus Christ. When Jesus performed the miracle of feed... read more..
Quote #2100
Quotes
Susan Davis
1143
<1min

Quote #2100

"Whatever else it is, the kingdom of God is decidedly NOT a call to violent revolution." - Philip Yancy, The Jesus I Never Knew read more..
Gossip, Noseyness, Busybodies, Coveting
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Gossip, Noseyness, Busybodies, Coveting

A moving van pulled up in front of the only vacant house in the neighborhood and started unloading. Curtains twitched up and down the street as ladies peeked out to watch the process. After about an... read more..
You're Not a Kid Anymore When....
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5987
<1min

You're Not a Kid Anymore When....

1. You're asleep but others worry that you're dead. 2. Your back goes out more than you do. 3. You no longer laugh at Preparation H commercials. 4. The only reason you're awake at 4 a.m. is indiges read more..
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