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Monthly Archive

July 2004

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 82 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4194

Art Good News/Bad News

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time. "I have good news and bad news," the owner replied.  "The good news is that a gentlem... read more..

Peggie's Den
Pastor Tim
3265

Child of Sorrow...Child of Peace!

A Hurting Word... Someone, somewhere in our world today aborted a child...our hearts break; the heart of God breaks more. For this was not a piece of tissue; this was a child. We grieve at the high ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2263

Let Us Know

The following advertisement appeared in a physical culture magazine:"Here's a good test for stomach muscles. Clasp your hands over your head and place your feet together on the floor. Now bend to the ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3391

Kids' Instructions for Life

Never trust a dog to watch your food.  Patrick, Age 10 When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents.  Matthew, Age 12 Never smart off to a teacher whose eyes and ears are twitchi... read more..

Guest Authors
Dr. Harold McNabb
3986

Our Scary World

I wonder if it's safe to leave my house these days. On Canada's west coast we are constantly hearing about the Big One, the cataclysmic earthquake that supposedly is waiting to hurl us all into the se... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2602

Handy Gadget

After shopping at a busy store, another woman and I happened to leave at the same time, only to be faced with the daunting task of finding our cars in the crowded parking lot. Just then my car horn be... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3840

Puppy Power

Officer Roland, near the end of his shift, noticed a woman driving a small pickup truck with a dog sitting on her lap.  Observing that this was an unsafe manner in which to be operating her vehic... read more..

Barb's Mantle
Barbara Sanders
3437

In Times Like These

We go through so much turmoil at times and we wonder, "God, are you there? Have you forgotten me?" We don't meant to usurp his power, but we do by even thinking that He would leave us with our trouble... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3948

Addicted to Thinking

It started out innocently enough.  I began to think at parties now and then to loosen up.  Inevitably though, one thought led to another, and soon I was more than just a social thinker. I b... read more..

Melva's Devotions
Melva Cooper
3812

Dale Jr. Drives Until 1st Caution

Even though it had been a week since the fiery crash at Sonoma, the look on Dale, Jr.'s face clearly revealed he was still in pain Sunday when he climbed into his bright red #8 cup car at New Hampsh read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2505

Happy Eggs

One Sunday morning, while stationed at Osan Air Base in South Korea, I was in line for breakfast and noticed that the cook behind the counter looked kind of harassed. After I gave him my order, he ask... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3748

Managing a Flag Pole

A group of managers were given the assignment to measure the height of a flagpole.  So they went out to the flagpole with ladder and tape measures.They fell off the ladder, dropped the tape measu... read more..

Dr. Harold McNabb
Dr. Harold McNabb
3362

Get Your Prayers Out of Neutral

A church planter named Len Sullivan writes about one of his experiences in prayer: In the mid 1980s, my family moved to northern Saskatchewan to start a church. As a church planter, part of my suppor... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4780

Amateur Paleontologist

Paleoanthropology Division Smithsonian Institute 207 Pennsylvania Avenue Washington, DC 20078 Dear Sir: Thank you for your latest submission to the Institute, labeled "211-D, layer seven, next to th... read more..

Guest Authors
Pastor Tim
3849

Knowledge and Relationship in Balance

So why is it okay for her to state her offense to me, yet it is not okay for me to make a principled point about a moral issue because it offended her personally? I just got back from San Antoni read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2459

A Texas Blessing

*A Texas Blessing*Bless this house, oh Lord, we cryPlease keep it cool in mid-July. Bless the walls where termites dine,While ants and roaches march in time.Bless our yard where spiders passFire ant c read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4787

Why ask Why?

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive? Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Why are there flotation d... read more..

The Spur
Marcia Lee Laycock
2871

A Beautiful Mind

{mosimage}Some time ago I was corresponding with a few women from the U.S. We were on an e-mail listserve together, the kind where all our messages were seen by the whole group. Two of the women wer read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2349

Answering Machine Messages

*Answering Machine Messages*Hi. This is John: If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my Financial aid institution, you didn't lend read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3727

Airport Mistletoe

It was the beginning of December.  The trip had gone reasonably well, and he was ready to go back.  The airport on the other hand had turned a tacky red and green, and loudspeakers blared an... read more..

Peggie's Den
Pastor Tim
3763

God Loves People!

A Hurting Word... "People" are a wonderful part of our lives--sometimes; other times, they're just a big pain! Ever been there? (Maybe YOU'RE the pain--eeks!) But let's be honest--you're a "people p... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2407

Murphy's Laws on Computers

*Murphy's Laws on Computers*- As soon as you delete a worthless file, you'll need it.- Installing a new program will always mess up at least one old one.- You can't win them all, but you sure can lose read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3738

Check that Address!

Mr.  Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip to Louisiana.  He immediately sent an e-mail back home to his wife, Jennifer (JenJohnson). Unfortunately, he forgot his w... read more..

Testimonies
Joshua Goodling
6957

It's Been A Long Week

{mosimage}38 years ago, at approximately 11:00 a. m., on February 4, 1966, as the cold wind blew snow flurries around the Chicago area, a new life came into the world. I was the second of seven childr... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2290

Goober Catch

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-gooberTwo goobers go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipmen... read more..

Barb's Mantle
Barbara Sanders
3464

The Solid Rock

https://www.cybersalt.org Almost everyone is familiar with the term "having a millstone around your neck". Life and it's miseries, worries, and frustrations sometimes make you feel that a weight is h... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4183

Space Pen

During the space race of the 60's, NASA decided that they needed a ball point pen that would write in conditions of zero gravity.After much research and development the "Astronaut Pen" w... read more..

Melva's Devotions
Melva Cooper
3193

Our Protector

"Love the Lord, all you faithful ones! For theLord protects those who are loyal to Him."Psalm 31:23 (NLT) We prayed for the safety of our youth while they would be traveling many miles on a mission t read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2777

Missionary Mimicking

A new missionary recruit went to Venezuela for the first time. He was struggling with the language and didn't understand a whole lot of what was going on. Intending to visit one of the local churches,... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3748

Men, Dogs, Women

1.  How Dogs and Men Are the Same Both take up too much space on the bed.Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.Both are threatened by their own kind.Both are bad at asking you question read more..

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