Monthly Archive

October 2020

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 64 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4589 - October 18, 2020
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
119
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4589 - October 18, 2020

Click here to view this edition online!  Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone! Thank you to Brian P. who alerted me to the source of the final item in last Chicken Thursday's "Homilies to Live... read more..
Cybersalt News - October 18, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1153
<1min

Cybersalt News - October 18, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! Thank you to Brian P. who alerted me to the source of the final item in last Chicken Thursday's "Homilies to Live By." It is originally from the 'Hitch-hiker's Guide to the... read more..
Quote #1953
Quotes
Susan Davis
1592
<1min

Quote #1953

"On a good day, enjoy yourself; on a bad day, examine your conscience. God arranges for both kinds of days so that we won't take anything for granted." - Solomon read more..
One-Liner #1515
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1515

How do I set a laser printer to stun?... read more..
Lost in the Translation
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Lost in the Translation

Two diners at a very swanky eatery were shocked to see on the menu a dish of "hickory-smoked possum jowls in pancake syrup." They summoned a waiter to complain. Their waiters looked at the menu. Then... read more..
Thanks Mom and Dad!
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3945
<1min

Thanks Mom and Dad!

Contrary to popular belief, it wasn't the apple on the tree that got us banished from Paradise. It was the pair on the ground.... read more..
In a Perfect World
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2735
1 min read

In a Perfect World

You could give away a baby bed without getting pregnant. Forget-me-nots would stimulate the memory. Doing what was good for you would be what you enjoyed doing the most. Pro baseball players would ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4588 - October 15, 2020
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
101
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4588 - October 15, 2020

Click here to view this edition online!  Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! There is often a chicken focus on Chicken Thursday but today I need to address a controversy which has arisen in ... read more..
Cybersalt News - October 15, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1220
2 min read

Cybersalt News - October 15, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is often a chicken focus on Chicken Thursday but today I need to address a controversy which has arisen in the Cybersalt world. I'm talking about "beegate." On Sunda... read more..
Quote #1952
Quotes
Susan Davis
953
<1min

Quote #1952

  "Hate has never given any good advice." - Ursula von der Leyen read more..
One-Liner #1514
One-liners
Susan Davis
1264
<1min

One-Liner #1514

I plead contemporary insanity.... read more..
Three Non-picked Wishes
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Three Non-picked Wishes

Walking along the beach, John tripped over a half buried kerosene lantern. He rubbed its side and sure enough, a genie materialized.  "I can't grant your wishes," explained the freed spirit, "Bu... read more..
Homilies to Live By
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4628
<1min

Homilies to Live By

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and read more..
Patient Request
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Patient Request

The patient is adamant. "Doc, I need a liver transplant, a kidney transplant, a heart transplant, a cornea transplant, a spleen transplant, a pancreas trans. . ." "What makes you think you need all t... read more..
Mischievous Grandkids
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Mischievous Grandkids

My daughter spent the night over at my mom's house one weekend. She is 4 and full of mischief. My mom told her, "You must behave if you want to stay again overnight.” My daughter looked at her and s... read more..
Chillin Ain’t What I Thought It Was
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1598
4 min read

Chillin Ain’t What I Thought It Was

Last week the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage came up with a brilliant idea. At least, at the time, it seemed brilliant. “Why don’t we,” she began, “take Monday off and just chill?” Since it's be... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4587 - October 11, 2020
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
107
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4587 - October 11, 2020

Click here to view this edition online!  Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone - and happy Canadian Thanksgiving in Canuckland! This past Chicken Thursday I discovered that last Sunday's mailin... read more..
Cybersalt News - October 11, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - October 11, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone - and happy Canadian Thanksgiving in Canuckland! This past Chicken Thursday I discovered that last Sunday's mailing never went out (I stopped one click short of "send" appar... read more..
One-Liner #1513
One-liners
Susan Davis
1249
<1min

One-Liner #1513

Self-Annihilating Sentence: A good system can transform complexity into chaos.... read more..
Quote #1951
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #1951

"A bird does not sing because it has an answer. It sings because it has a song." - Chinese Proverb read more..
Thanksgiving Grace
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Thanksgiving Grace

My family traditionally begins the evening meal with a prayer of thanks.  When they were old enough, we began letting our children say the meal prayer.  Of course at first they would ask for... read more..
Bank Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
5608
<1min

Bank Pun

Man: I'm new around here. Will you please direct me to the bank? Little boy: I will, but only if you pay me ten dollars. Man: Why should I pay you so much? Little boy: Because bank directors are al... read more..
Thanksgiving
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Thanksgiving

In a fancy restaurant in Columbia, a rich patron started to choke on a bone. A man rushed over, reassured the Yuppie that he was going to be all right and identified himself as a doctor. He performed ... read more..
Cybersalt News - October 8, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1354
<1min

Cybersalt News - October 8, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Last week I said I'd have a surprise for you this week and since it is now this week here it is! Cybersaltine D. McCordic recently emailed me a fun chicken themed cartoon ... read more..
Some things seem too good to be true
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1872
4 min read

Some things seem too good to be true

Recently I discovered something. The more I try to keep up with the latest trend, the further behind I get. I am not a complete technical idiot, but I'm not too far off. The only thing I can say about... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4586 - October 4, 2020
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
105
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4586 - October 4, 2020

Click here to view this edition online!  Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Last week I said I'd have a surprise for you this week and since it is now this week here it is! Cybersaltine D. ... read more..
One-Liner #1512
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1512

Self-Annihilating Description Not having to get there is as good as a day in the country.... read more..
Quote #1950
Quotes
Susan Davis
1008
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Quote #1950

  "A fall into a ditch makes you wiser." - Chinese Proverb read more..
Real Answers
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4513
2 min read

Real Answers

These, are real answers given by children. Q: Name the four seasons.A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.******** Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.A: Flirtati... read more..
Proof is in the Pudding
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Proof is in the Pudding

“Forbidden fruits create many jams.”... read more..
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