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Monthly Archive

November 2016

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 64 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
11301

Republicans vs. Democrats at Christmas

I, Pastor Tim, (neither Republican nor Democrat) warn you now that if you are either (or both) and cannot laugh at yourself, you should just delete this now. Image used with permission by DragonArt... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1052

Classical Chicken

Beethoven got rid of his chickens, because the only thing they ever said was, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1686

In His Hands

"In His Hands" We know not what tomorrow brings although we plan ahead For only God alone can know the pathway we must tread. We cannot know the future - not one minute nor one hour - Ea read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2906

Tie Conspiracy

At a clearance sale, the wife of a federal district court judge found a green tie that was a perfect match for one of her husband's sports jackets. Soon after, while the couple was vacationing at a r... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
886

One-liner #1144

Regarding "Eternal Truths:" No matter where you go, there you are.... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1161

The Only Contest I Really Win Each Year

Between now and the end of the year our house is going to be a mad dash for the stores in preparation for Christmas. This time of the year, I lay low and try to be as invisible as possible. If I hide... read more..

Clean Jokes
3001

Learned From a Snowman

"All I Need to Know about Life I Learned From a Snowman.... " --It's okay if you're a little bottom heavy. --Hold your ground, even when the heat is on. --Wearing white is always appropriate. --Wi read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
648

Cybersalt News - November 27, 2016

First Sunday of advent greetings everyone. Today's mailing is an abbreviated one after spending a wonderful day with friends from across the pond - in this case they live 17 miles away on the Olympi read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
646

Cybersalt News - November 24, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - enjoy your turkey too! Today's new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site shows not all architects and designers have disability rights at the forefront of their plans. You w... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1127

Passive Exercise

I don't go to the gym; I like for things to work themselves out.... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
2472

Wheelchair Ramp

Three steps forward for disability rights! ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
2876

Quote #1591

"Don't allow what has been done to you to become bigger than what Jesus did for you." - TobyMac #SpeakLife read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
943

One-liner #1143

My kids can't find their shoes when they need them, yet they can find that tiny bit of onion in their dinner.... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
6677

Turkey Confession

Ducking into confession with a turkey in his arms, Brian said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I stole this turkey to feed my family. Would you take it and settle my guilt?" "Certainly not," ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6269

6 Legged Turkey

An industrious turkey farmer was always experimenting with breeding to perfect a better turkey. His family was fond of the leg portion for dinner and there were never enough legs for everyone. After... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2105

Be Thankful

Be thankful that you don't already have everything you desire. If you did, what would there be to look forward to? Be thankful when you don't know something, for it gives you the opportunity to learn... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
5864

Turkey Hunting

Some people REALLY love Christmas.  Me, I love Thanksgiving. Last year I had my chance to do the traditional thing of shooting my own turkey for Thanksgiving.  Man, you should have seen th... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
606

Forgive us Our Debts as We Forgive - The Lord's Prayer

The Lord's prayer teaches us to face the need and issues of forgiveness at ground zero: our relationship with God. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20161120.mp3{/audio} read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2220

Thankfulness, Thanksgiving

He was a good man but a bit stingy. He would bargain and haggle on a price, never paying the price asked. He especially hated paying his medical fees. One day, while eating fish, a bone became lodged... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3390

Turkey Size

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
658

Cybersalt News - November 20, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone - and since this is the last mailing going out before US Thanksgiving - Happy Thanksgiving to our American subscribers. With US Thanksgiving coming up, today's news is super... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
1511

Cutting a Turkey with a Waterjet

Here's a very unique way to carve your Thanksgiving or Christmas turkey! ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
3761

Turkey Stuffing

You've heard of the turducken. . . .meet the turkraken. ... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
3430

Thanksgiving Quandary: Roast Turkey or Lame Duck

My father used to tell me anything worth doing was worth doing right the first time. If you have time to do it the second time, you have time to do it right the first time. As fathers go, he was righ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
641

Cybersalt News - November 17, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today's new funny sign picture on the Cybersalt Site shows the logical outcome of screaming for ice cream.  You will find "I Scream for Ice Cream" at:www.cybersalt.org... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3077

You Might Be a Nurse If

You might be a nurse if... ~ You avoid unhealthy looking people in the mall for fear that they'll drop near you and you'll have to do CPR on your day off. ~ It doesn't bother you to eat a candy bar ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1446

Quote #1590

"A small leak will sink a great ship. A small spark will kindle a great fire. A little allowed sin will ruin an immortal soul." - J.C. Ryle read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1141

Travelling Suit

A man who sued an airline because his luggage went missing ... has lost his case.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1147

One-liner #1142

My boss said, "Dress for the job you want, not the job you have;" now I'm sitting in a disciplinary meeting dressed as Batman.... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
3242

I Scream for Ice Cream

The real truth behind the saying. ... read more..

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