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Monthly Archive

December 2017

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 63 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
493

Cybersalt News - December 31, 2017

Last Sunday of the year greetings everyone! There was an encouraging response to Thursday's announcement of the closed BOCC Facebook group. It's not closed as in "you can't still join." It's closed a... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1003

As The Old Year Fades, So Does My Memory

Memory is a very tricky thing, at least for me it is. Looking back over a year's span of activity, my memory seems to pick and choose what it remembers. After all, I do not have the brain capacity I o... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2776

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year in 43 Languages

Afrikaans - Geseënde kersfees en voorspoedige nuwe jaar Apache (Western) - Gozhqq Keshmish Arabic - I'D Miilad Said ous Sana Saida Croatian - Sretan Bozic Danish - Glædelig Jul oggodt nytår ... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
771

Quote #1695

One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this: To rise above the little things. - John Burroughs read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1013

Population Multiplier

Which country’s capital is the fastest growing? Ireland’s. Every year it’s Dublin.... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
937

One-liner #1257

To kick start my New Year, I took an IQ test and the results were negative.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Susan Davis
1773

Your Dog's New Year's Resolutions

I will not bark each time I see or hear a dog on TV. I will not steal underwear belonging to my mistress and then dance all over the backyard with it. I will not chew red crayons or pens because m read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
544

Cybersalt News - December 28, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! As we approach the end of the year, a number of the persecuted Christians and refugees that Cybersalt is connected with find themselves in ongoing trials and hardships. As ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2716

Paper Bank

There was a university in New England where the students operated a "bank" of term papers and other homework assignments. There were papers to suit all needs and as it would look odd if an undistingu... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
854

One-liner #1252

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2198

Christmas Journey

The Sunday after Christmas, the Sunday School teacher told her students about an angel appearing to Joseph in a dream, warning him about danger to the baby Jesus and telling him how to escape from it.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1710

Strength vs. Courage

It takes strength to be firm It takes courage to be gentle. It takes strength to stand guard. It takes courage to let down your guard It takes strength to conquer. It takes courage to surrender. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3324

The Top Seven things overhead on the Wise Men's Journey:

The Top Seven things overhead on the Wise Men's Journey to Bethlehem: 7. Man, I'm starting to get a rush from this frankincense! 6. You guys ever eat camel meat? I hear it tastes like goat. 5. You ... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1071

Quote #1694

Biblical Faith: It's not a leap into the dark; rather it is a step into the light.  read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
491

Cybersalt News - December 24, 2017

Sunday and Christmas Eve greetings everyone! On behalf of Grandma Cybersalt and myself, I would like to wish you a blessed and soul-filled Christmas. This Christmas is a very different one for u... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1500

Quote #1596

"A thousand times in history a baby has become a king, but only once in history did a King become a baby." - Unknown read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1907

Advent Virus

*VIRUS ALERT: ADVENT VIRUS* Be on the alert for symptoms of inner HOPE, PEACE, JOY, AND LOVE. The hearts of a great many have already been exposed to this virus and it is possible that people everywh read more..

Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
3787

Praying For Gifts

Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents the week before Christmas. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at th... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
871

Report All Grinches

Someone steals your Christmas parcels. Better call the police Navidad.... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
810

One-liner #1251

Honk if you love peace and quiet!... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
505

Cybersalt News - December 21, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! 'Tis the season for Christmas reruns, so today I'm sharing a link to 36 of my sermons from Christmases past. Like Christmas dinner, too much may cause drowsiness so do not ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
7488

Ecumenical Fire

During a recent ecumenical gathering, a secretary rushed in shouting, "The building is on fire!" The Methodists gathered in the corner and prayed. The Baptists cried, "Where is the water?" The Quak... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
765

One-liner #1250

On the 90th day of Christmas, my true love said to me: "You take Christmas too seriously."... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3185

Christmas Dinner

I don't think I'll attend Christmas dinner this year.  My wife gave me a haircut this morning, and now she said she's going to make Christmas dinner with all the trimmings.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1475

Family Fruitcakes

THE SEASON OF FAMILY FRUITCAKES By Saralee Perel This season, certain relatives we haven't seen since last Christmas (because we kept making excuses) gather together. During festive meals, we sharpl... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1625

Quote #1597

"Jesus isn't just the reason for the season. He's the reason for every day of our life." read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2949

Top 10 Holiday Gift Things To Say

Top 10 things to say about a holiday gift you don't like: 10) Hey! There's a gift. 9.) Well, well, well... 8.) Boy, if I had not recently shot up 4 sizes, that would've fit. 7.) Perfect for wearin... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
479

Cybersalt News - December 17, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone! Cybersalt's Body of Christ Connection seeks to reconnect persecuted followers of Jesus to those living in faith and freedom around the world. To learn more please go to:htt... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
5523

Behold, the Christmas Grinch Cometh

I never have to look at the calendar to know when the Christmas holiday season is approaching. As soon as I lay down my fork on Thanksgiving Day, the battle drums begin to roll. Somebody, who apparent... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
942

Quote #1693

"Want to keep Christ in Christmas? Feed the hungry, clothe the naked, forgive the guilty, welcome the stranger and the unwanted child, care for the ill, love your enemies." - Unknown read more..

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