Monthly Archive

2019

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 767 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Ecumenical Golf
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3734
2 min read

Ecumenical Golf

The Pope met with his Cardinals to discuss a proposal from the leader of Israel. "Your Holiness", said one of his Cardinals, the Prime Minister wants to challenge you to a game of golf to show the fri... read more..
Good News/Bad News
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3894
<1min

Good News/Bad News

The slave driver of the Roman ship stared down at his slaves and yelled, "I've got good news and bad news. The good news is that you'll be getting double rations tonight." The mumbling of the happ... read more..
Morning Chore
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
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<1min

Morning Chore

People in Athens hate getting up early ... because Dawn is tough on Greece.... read more..
One-Liner #1426
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1426

Self-Annihilating Sentences: Commands We must be decisive, but on the other hand ...... read more..
Thoughts on Genealogy
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4564
<1min

Thoughts on Genealogy

~ Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people. ~ I trace my family history so I will know who to blame. ~ Can a first cousin, once removed, return? ~ Searching for lost relatives? Win the lot... read more..
Family Relations
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Family Relations

Congratulating a friend after her son and daughter got married within a month of each other, a woman asked, "What kind of boy did your daughter marry?" "Oh, he's wonderful," gushed the mother. "He le... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4499 - November 3, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
105
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4499 - November 3, 2019

Cybersalt News Sunday Greetings everyone. Grandma Cybersalt is back so I am happy to offer the full menu in today's digest! The definition of a "Good Day" has changed over the years for Rev. James S read more..
Cybersalt News - November 3, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1039
<1min

Cybersalt News - November 3, 2019

Sunday Greetings everyone. Grandma Cybersalt is back so I am happy to offer the full menu in today's digest! The definition of a "Good Day" has changed over the years for Rev. James Snyder. You can ... read more..
Quote #1863
Quotes
Susan Davis
1763
<1min

Quote #1863

  What is sin? Sin is the glory of God not honored,the holiness of God not reverenced,the greatness of God not admired,the power of God not praised,the truth of God not sought,the wisdom of God read more..
Planetary Emotion
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1696
<1min

Planetary Emotion

The only thing that flat-earthers fear ... ...is sphere itself.... read more..
One-Liner #1425
One-liners
Susan Davis
1716
<1min

One-Liner #1425

Self-Annihilating Sentences A good system can transform complexity into chaos!... read more..
If Every Dog Has Its Day I Should Be Barking
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1841
4 min read

If Every Dog Has Its Day I Should Be Barking

Lately, I have been getting behind in my work schedule. Just when I think I am caught up, I discover something I had forgotten about. If only I could forget what I forgot, I would be happy. I am pret... read more..
Political Correctness For Kids
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4276
<1min

Political Correctness For Kids

Your bedroom isn't cluttered; it's "passage-restrictive." Kids don't get in trouble anymore. They merely hit "social speed bumps." You're not having a bad hair day; you're suffering from "rebellious... read more..
Church Problems
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2801
<1min

Church Problems

I took my granddaughter to church camp for the first time last weekend. Behind the sanctuary is a restroom facility that is separate from other buildings. A common topic of conversation was a problem ... read more..
Passion For Life
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2656
<1min

Passion For Life

Basic Math is the subject I teach at a small community college in western North Carolina. I call one part of the curriculum Practical Applications for Living in the Real World. The day after I presen... read more..
Secret Of Life
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4798
<1min

Secret Of Life

A woman walking down a residential street, noticed a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. She called out to him as she passed. "Hello there! I couldn't help but notice how happy you look. ... read more..
Haunting Threat
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3632
<1min

Haunting Threat

A former friend of mine was married to a great gal; unfortunately, he had to put up with his wife's mother who was a very cranky and spiteful person. In the morning when my buddy got up to go to work... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4498 - October 31, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
104
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4498 - October 31, 2019

  Issue #4498                           Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt is returning home later to read more..
Cybersalt News - October 31, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - October 31, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt is returning home later today. It turns out her flight lands 4 hours sooner than we thought. I'm glad she will be home earlier, but I do wish I had made 4... read more..
One-Liner #1424
One-liners
Susan Davis
1847
<1min

One-Liner #1424

Self-Annihilating Sentences: The Way of the World In absolute monarchy, any leader can be a fool, but in absolute democracy, any fool can be a leader.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4497 - October 27, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
108
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4497 - October 27, 2019

  Issue #4497                           Cybersalt News Sunday Greetings everyone. Grandma Cybersalt continues to be away on a read more..
Cybersalt News - October 27, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1190
<1min

Cybersalt News - October 27, 2019

Sunday Greetings everyone. Grandma Cybersalt continues to be away on a visit which includes one of our grandkids. This means she got distracted from putting together the full digest for today and so ... read more..
Responsibility
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2684
<1min

Responsibility

The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed way too qualified for the job. "Look Miss," said the foreman, "do you have any experience in picking lemons?" "Well... as a matter of fac... read more..
One-Liner #1423
One-liners
Susan Davis
1719
<1min

One-Liner #1423

Self-Annihilating Sentences: The Way of the World It's frightening to think of how many things were completely useless until they were discovered!... read more..
Does That Hurt
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4318
<1min

Does That Hurt

We live in a small town where we have a volunteer Ambulance Corp. We are blessed with many dedicated and fully qualified attendants, who staff our ambulances and give freely of themselves. I was chatt... read more..
Thinking Has a Way of Getting Me into Trouble
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1862
4 min read

Thinking Has a Way of Getting Me into Trouble

Just when I think I have all my bases covered, a new one shows up, and it’s not a home run. I know all my tocks don’t tick, but I do the best I can. I may not be the best all the time, but I try, and... read more..
Texas Pullover
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4831
<1min

Texas Pullover

Two men are driving through Texas when they get pulled over by a state trooper. The trooper walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick, the driver rolls down the window and "WHACK," the troo... read more..
Negotiation
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Negotiation

My mother began getting calls from people who misdialed the similar number of a new computer repair business. Mom, who had had her number for years, asked the owner of the company to have the number ... read more..
Just Pretend
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4403
<1min

Just Pretend

Although this married couple enjoyed their new fishing boat together, it was the husband who was always behind the wheel operating the boat. As time went along, he became concerned about what might ha... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4496 - October 24, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
116
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4496 - October 24, 2019

  Issue #4496                           Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Some regular features are missing in today's read more..
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