Monthly Archive

2021

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 726 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cattle Ranching
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cattle Ranching

A New York family bought a ranch out west where they intended to raise cattle. Friends came to visit and asked if the ranch had a name. "Well," said the would-be-cattleman, "I wanted to call it the B... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4670 - September 9, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
109
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4670 - September 9, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Today is the 36th anniversary of the first time I laid eyes on Grandma Cybersalt. It was orientation week at Ont... read more..
Cybersalt News - September 9, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - September 9, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today is the 36th anniversary of the first time I laid eyes on Grandma Cybersalt. It was orientation week at Ontario Bible College, in Toronto, and I was tasked with delive... read more..
Early
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3861
<1min

Early

Ok, what is the deal with "The early bird gets the worm"? He gets up early, and all he gets is a worm? It says "the worm," which means one single worm. That seems not very fair, for a bird that goes t... read more..
Quote #2031
Quotes
Susan Davis
1589
<1min

Quote #2031

Alcohol is a very effective dissolving agent. It dissolves families, marriages, friendships, jobs, bank accounts and neurons, but NEVER problems. - unknown... read more..
One-Liner #1594
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1594

My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking.... read more..
Common Area
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Common Area

“When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.”... read more..
Marriage, Romance, Disappointment
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Marriage, Romance, Disappointment

Little Johnny was reading from a Hans Christian Anderson book. "Miss Howell?" little Johnny asked his first grade teacher. "Does m-i-r-a-g-e spell marriage?" "No Johnny," sighed the teacher. "But pe... read more..
What's All These Gadgets For?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1565
4 min read

What's All These Gadgets For?

Without any hesitation, I will gladly admit that I am on the short side when it comes to gadgets. For me, most of them do not make any sense at all. Instead, I like things simple and easy. As for the... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4669 - September 5, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
115
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4669 - September 5, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone! As I explained 2 weeks ago, August was quite the month around Cybersalt World Headquarters. It had a bunch of em... read more..
Cybersalt News - September 5, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1077
<1min

Cybersalt News - September 5, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone - and happy 33rd birthday to my eldest daughter, Alyssa! As I explained 2 weeks ago, August was quite the month around Cybersalt World Headquarters. It had a bunch of emotio... read more..
Christ Died for You and Me
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2664
2 min read

Christ Died for You and Me

I know that I shall never see A man who loves as much as Thee. My God you gave up your own Son For to ransom everyone! Oh what ugly wounds He bore! Ahead, He knew what was in store. First they bruise... read more..
Quote #2030
Quotes
Susan Davis
1477
<1min

Quote #2030

"Fear does not stop death - it stops life. And worrying does not take away tomorrow's troubles - it takes away today's peace." - unknown read more..
Ears News
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Ears News

Thief caught stealing corn from garden – charged with stalking!... read more..
One-Liner #1593
One-liners
Susan Davis
1589
<1min

One-Liner #1593

The Institute of Unfinished Research has concluded that 6 out of 10 people... read more..
50 Years - 5 Minutes
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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50 Years - 5 Minutes

On an airplane, I overheard a stewardess talking to an elderly couple in front of me. Learning that it was the couple's 50th wedding anniversary, the flight attendant congratulated them and asked how... read more..
Is Being Sane Too Much to Ask?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1694
4 min read

Is Being Sane Too Much to Ask?

When young, I remember my grandfather often saying to me, "the world wasn't like this when I was your age." Then he would go on a long rant about how things were much different when he was my age. Fin... read more..
Cybersalt News - August 22, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
887
2 min read

Cybersalt News - August 22, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! The Cybersalt Digest has not gone out since August 5th, so I thought I better check in! Thank you to everyone who has asked if everything is OK. For the most part, I try t... read more..
And Then There Were Four
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1847
4 min read

And Then There Were Four

Over a year ago, I got out of bed, went to the kitchen for my morning cup of coffee and then I went to the back porch to see if I had any visitors. I have foxes, possums, cats, and raccoons (who are ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4668 - August 22, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
112
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4668 - August 22, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone! The Cybersalt Digest has not gone out since August 5th, so I thought I better check in! Thank you to everyone wh... read more..
Temptation Is Oh So Tempting
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2538
4 min read

Temptation Is Oh So Tempting

At the beginning of the week, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage informed me that she and some of her friends would be going thrift store shopping on Thursday. I nodded my head and smiled, not kn... read more..
Don't Judge a Person by Their Cover-up
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2016
4 min read

Don't Judge a Person by Their Cover-up

Have you ever had one of those Déjà vu moments? The other week I was in the shopping mall to pick up some items for the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage. She shops so much that I have to help her on... read more..
I Ain’t 16 Anymore
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1830
4 min read

I Ain’t 16 Anymore

Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman DevotionalsI’ve had so many birthdays in my life that I really don’t know how old I am. All I know is that I’m one year older than I was last year. I would not be able ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4667 - August 5, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
119
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4667 - August 5, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! The big news around Cybersalt World Headquarters is that our daughter and grandson are arriving today for a 4 we... read more..
Cybersalt News - August 5, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - August 5, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! The big news around Cybersalt World Headquarters is that our daughter and grandson are arriving today for a 4 week visit. Her husband will be flying out later this month. W... read more..
You Might Belong to a Red Neck Synogogue If ...
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3566
<1min

You Might Belong to a Red Neck Synogogue If ...

You Might Belong To A Redneck Synagogue If . . . (Sorry folks, there was just no way to Gooberfy this one) - People ask, when they hear about oil lasting 8 days, whether it was Pennzoil. - The shof... read more..
Obedience
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Obedience

While discussing the plight of Driver's license examiners, a former motor-vehicle-bureau director told about a woman who was parallel parking. The examiner asked her, "could you get a little closer?"... read more..
Quote #2029
Quotes
Susan Davis
1447
<1min

Quote #2029

"When you have a friend that's going thru a personal storm, instead of being a weatherman and spreading the news, try being an umbrella and cover them with love." - unknown read more..
A Difference of One Pinion
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

A Difference of One Pinion

Hungry crows have ravenous appetites.... read more..
One-Liner #1592
One-liners
Susan Davis
1394
<1min

One-Liner #1592

It amazes me how much "exercise" and "extra fries" sound alike.... read more..
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