Monthly Archive

2013

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1454 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
One-liner #0925
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0925

"When one door closes another one opens, you should really get that cabinet fixed." read more..
Karl Marx's Tomb
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Karl Marx's Tomb

Karl Marx's tomb is a communist plot.... read more..
Goober Hunters Flying
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Goober Hunters Flying

Two Goober hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting.  They were quite successful in their venture, and bagged six big bulls.  The pilot came back as arranged to pic... read more..
Refs and Hot Moms
Backpew
Jeff Larson
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Refs and Hot Moms

  This article page features a cartoon illustration of Song of Solomon for Referees read more..
Young Stag
Backpew
Jeff Larson
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Young Stag

  This article page features Song of Solomon 2:9 paraphrased with a nightmare vision read more..
No Condemnation
Backpew
Jeff Larson
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No Condemnation

  This article page features a cartoon illustration of Romans 8:1 where there is no condemnation for those who are in Christ Jesus read more..
Acts Herod Worms
Backpew
Jeff Larson
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Acts Herod Worms

  This article page features a bible cartoon from Acts 12:23 where evil King Herod is struck down and eaten by worms read more..
A Day at the ROM
Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
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2 min read

A Day at the ROM

I have sore feet tonight after spending the day at the Royal Ontario Museum. A group of friends joined us to spend Esther’s second-last day in Toronto together, and it was great to finally check... read more..
A Day at the ROM
Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
0
2 min read

A Day at the ROM

I have sore feet tonight after spending the day at the Royal Ontario Museum. A group of friends joined us to spend Esther’s second-last day in Toronto together, and it was great to finally check... read more..
Jesus' Better Ministry
Sermons
Pastor Tim
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Jesus' Better Ministry

Jesus' ministry as High Priest is better than that of the high priests descended from Aaron. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20130804.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20130804.mp3... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3958 - August 4, 2013
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
113
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3958 - August 4, 2013

Issue #3958 Today's Table of Contents   Click here to read today's issue online! Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone. It's been an long time since I sent out a Sunday mai read more..
Cybersalt News - August 4, 2013
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 4, 2013

Sunday greetings everyone. It's been an long time since I sent out a Sunday mailing.  The Westside Bible Church web site is up to date with recordings of my messages from recent months.  I'... read more..
More Church Bulletin Humor
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

More Church Bulletin Humor

*More Church Bulletin Humor* Sermon Outline:I. Delineate your fearII. Disown your fearIII. Displace your rear - Next Friday we will be serving hot gods for lunch. - If you would like to make a dona read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3957 - August 3, 2013
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
97
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3957 - August 3, 2013

Issue #3957 Today's Table of Contents   Click here to read today's issue online! Cybersalt News There is a new page in the FunBlog today.  Have you ever wondered what hap read more..
Cybersalt News - August 3, 2013
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 3, 2013

There is a new page in the FunBlog today.  Have you ever wondered what happens when you aren't around?  You'll see what the bears are doing at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/bears-play Enjoy the... read more..
Bears Play
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Bears Play

Have you ever wondered what happens when you aren't around?  Here's what the bears are doing. ... read more..
Prime of Life
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Prime of Life

I'm in the prime of my life: in that 53 is an irreducible integer.... read more..
Family Moving
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Family Moving

When my father-in-law decided to move after his retirement, he invited us to his home to take a few pieces of furniture he wanted us to have. One item was beautiful but very heavy - an antique dining... read more..
Top Ten Signs You've Bought a Lemon of a Car
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Top Ten Signs You've Bought a Lemon of a Car

*Top Ten Signs You've Bought a Lemon of a Car* 10. Your tinted windows are also known as Hefty Garbage Bags. 9. The car reaches its optimum speed when going downhill. 8. The hi-tech stereo system o read more..
Quote #1372
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1372

“Don’t bother to give God instructions; just report for duty.”- Corrie ten Boom (1892 – 1983)... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3956 - August 2, 2013
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
118
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3956 - August 2, 2013

Issue #3956 Today's Table of Contents   Click here to read today's issue online! Cybersalt News It's official!  The month of July saw record precipitation (zero) and a re read more..
Cybersalt News - August 2, 2013
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1948
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Cybersalt News - August 2, 2013

It's official!  The month of July saw record precipitation (zero) and a record 431 metric hours of sunshine (the equivalent of 3017 dog hours or 125 dog days of summer) at Cybersalt World Headqua... read more..
Idealism
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Idealism

My friend Julie and I were eating at a Chinese restaurant. When an elderly waiter set chopsticks at our places, Julie made a point of reaching into her purse and pulling out her own pair. "As an envi... read more..
One-liner #0923
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0923

"When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's cute - I just find it strange how many people have knives on a date." read more..
Phone Card
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Phone Card

I tried to call you the other day from a pay phone, but I put in my donor card instead of my calling card. It cost me an arm and a leg. ... read more..
Quote #1371
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1371

"Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but doesn’t get you anywhere." read more..
Johnny In The Garden
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Johnny In The Garden

Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect him, she saw that he was slowly eating a worm. She turned pale. "No, Johnny! Stop! That's horrible! You can't eat worms!"... read more..
Three Things Thursday [Vol. 19]
Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
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2 min read

Three Things Thursday [Vol. 19]

Ah how I love the miscellany I get to write about on Thursdays! From daily life to spiritual life to sarcastic reflections on pregnancy, it’s just so nice to have this outlet for sharing three t... read more..
Cybersalt News - August 1, 2013
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 1, 2013

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Yes, it's been a while (May 9) since the last Cybersalt mailing.  Here are some of the highlights that kept Cybersalt Headquarters humming. Our grandson visited us fo... read more..
One Nice Person
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2406
2 min read

One Nice Person

I was headed to Cincinnati Ohio. The plane was due to leave at 5pm. I was to connect to a flight from Charlotte, NC at 7:10, and from Charlotte fly to Cincinnati. It was raining. The flight was late... read more..
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