Monthly Archive

2017

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 857 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Quotes
Susan Davis
1965
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Quote #1652

"The key to mining is digging. The key to prayer is praying." - Adam Stadtmiller read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2128
4 min read

Did I Just Blow My Cover?

This month I celebrate another birthday. At my age, I cannot remember exactly which one but that does not really matter. The number of the birthday, in my point of view, does not influence the celebra... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1753
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Conversational Prayer

In line at the bookstore, I couldn't help noticing the two bestsellers the person in front of me was prepared to purchase: "Conversations With God" and "How to Argue and Win Every Time."... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6325
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Forgive Your Enemies

The preacher, in his Sunday sermon, used "Forgive Your Enemies" as his subject. After a long sermon, he asked how many were willing to forgive their enemies. About half held up their hands. Not satis... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1910
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One-liner #1205

One-liner Advice: Survival is important, but don't stake your life on it.... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3828
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Of Course Not

Morris a young Jewish lad entered Notre Dame to play football.  At the end of the season, he returned home. As luck would have it, he ran into his Rabbi at the airport. The rabbi asked, "Are th... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
99
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4272 - July 6, 2017

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Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1504
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Cybersalt News - July 6, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2262
<1min

Social Reflection

People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
2855
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Quote #1651

"The greatest prison people live in is the fear of what other people think." - David Icke read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4177
<1min

Chocolate Calories

A good piece of chocolate has about 200 calories. As I enjoy 2 servings per night, and a few more on weekends. I consume 3,500 calories of chocolate in a week, which equals one pound of weight per wee... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3125
<1min

Attractive First Impressions

When my best friend James came home on his first Army leave, my little brother asked him what he did in the service. "I do calisthenics, shoot guns and follow orders," James replied. Walking in town... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1837
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One-liner #1204

One-liner Advice: Don't give up hope; there's a chance the inevitable won't happen.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1403
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Cybersalt News - July 2, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone - and a belated happy 150th to Canada, eh! The recording of my message from last week has been uploaded to the Westside Bible Church site. Though faith is a very personal an... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1364
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The Divine in the Ridiculous

The people of Israel marching around the city of Jericho are an example of faith in God even when it seems ridiculous to believe. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170702.mp3{/audio} read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
94
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4271 - July 2, 2017

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God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2276
4 min read

I Was Just Thinking

Thinking is not my strong suit by any stretch of the imagination. Every time I start thinking, I either get a headache or get into trouble. I’m not sure which is worse, the headache or the trouble. I... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
4754
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Denim Tribe

It makes sense for worship leaders to wear jeans. In the Bible, the musicians at the Temple were all descendants of Levi's.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6728
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Dead Seagull

A father was at the beach with his children when his four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore, where a seagull lay dead in the sand. "Daddy, what happened to him?" ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2216
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Grandma Generation Gap

My granddaughter came to spend a few weeks with me, and I decided to teach her to sew. After I had gone through a lengthy explanation of how to thread the machine, she stepped back, put her hands on ... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
2144
<1min

One-liner #1203

One-liner Advice: The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - W.C. Fields... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
103
<1min

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4270 - June 29, 2017

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Quotes
Susan Davis
3252
<1min

Quote #1650

"Be kind. You never know how many times a mom got up last night." - KitchenFunWithMy3Sons.com read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1945
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Quote #1649

"You don't have to agree on anything to be kind to everyone." - Ann Voskamp read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1448
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Cybersalt News - June 29, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new funny car picture on the Cybersalt Site today - or is it a funny bathroom picture? You be the judge. You'll find "Transmission Sink" at:www.cybersalt.org/fu read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3990
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Danny's Shortage

Little Danny O'Brien, a fine Catholic lad, was out looking for trouble.  He tripped people on the street, threw bricks through windows, smacked folks on the head and generally caused mischief un... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
16730
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Transmission Sink

If you make one of these make sure you wash it often to avoid the transmission of germs. ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
9102
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Coffee for Grandma

A sweet little boy surprised his grandmother one morning and brought her a cup of coffee. He made it himself and was so proud. He anxiously waited to hear the verdict on the quality of the coffee. Th... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2633
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Options

I bought a great new toilet seat recently. On the label was a suggestion on how to clean it. Although nice to have the option, I doubt I'll take advantage of it. My toilet seat, it seems, is "Dishwa... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
2144
<1min

One-liner #1202

One-liner Advice: It pays to buy things you dislike; they last much longer.... read more..