Monthly Archive

2017

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 857 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News - May 7, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - May 7, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone. There is a new James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt site today. James has been reflecting on the trouble one can get into by saying things one doesn't understand. You c... read more..
Sacrifice the Promise
Sermons
Pastor Tim
1469
<1min

Sacrifice the Promise

Abraham is an example of faith to us because he trusted God even when it seemed doing so would make what had been promised become impossible.  Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170507.mp3{/ read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4255 - May 7, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
93
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4255 - May 7, 2017

If you can't see this e-mail properly, view it online   Issue #4255                           Cybersalt N... read more..
You Can’t Have Your Cake and Eat It Too
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2563
4 min read

You Can’t Have Your Cake and Eat It Too

I was waiting in line at the grocery store minding my own business, which is a full-time job these days. I have worked hard over the years to master this “minding my own business.” I have not been all... read more..
Quote #1634
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #1634

"It is not my responsibility in what form God answers my questions for guidance. That, is quite safe in His hands. The only thing that I know is that God is light, and not darkness. Those who trust read more..
Minute Meal
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
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<1min

Minute Meal

Yesterday, I ate a clock. It was very time consuming. Especially when I went back for seconds.... read more..
One-liner #1187
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-liner #1187

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.... read more..
Answered Prayer #2
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2454
2 min read

Answered Prayer #2

A voyaging ship was wrecked during a storm at sea and only two of the men on it were able to swim to a small, desert like island. The two survivors, not knowing what else to do, agreed that they had n... read more..
10 Common Canine Complaints
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4172
<1min

10 Common Canine Complaints

1. Building mounted fire hose connections are no substitute for a real hydrant. 2. "Why can't I just make an appointment with the groomer to get my nails done? I can do without the shampoo, blow-dry read more..
You Must Be a Teacher If
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3958
<1min

You Must Be a Teacher If

You Must Be A Teacher If... ~ You believe the staff room should have a Valium salt lick. ~ You want to slap the next person who says, "Must be nice to have all your holidays and summers free." ~ Yo... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4254 - May 4, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
105
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4254 - May 4, 2017

If you can't see this e-mail properly, view it online   Issue #4254                           Cybersalt N... read more..
Cybersalt News - May 4, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1453
<1min

Cybersalt News - May 4, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There was no mailing last Sunday. Grandma Cybersalt and I were away to the AGC West Conference in MacGregor, Manitoba. Besides great preaching, reconnecting with friends a read more..
Kid Quotes
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4199
<1min

Kid Quotes

"Everyone has feelings, except for snakes and principals."- Donna Maria G, age 9 "Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and the world laughs at you." - Rob P, age 8 "If life gives you nothin read more..
Johann Strauss
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Johann Strauss

Johann Strauss was an avid mountain climber who once waltzed himself into deep trouble. He lost his footing and found himself hanging by his fingertips over a bottomless gorge. Another climber heroic... read more..
Fellowship
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Fellowship

Lonely and alone, discouraged and empty hearted That's when a man needs a brother When the burden is heavy, the load too much to bear That's when a man needs a brother When in despair, and needing s... read more..
Alive vs Living
Sermons
Pastor Tim
1485
<1min

Alive vs Living

Westside elder, Jarek Bekesza, preaches about how the difference between being alive and living a fulfilled life is believing in and follow Jesus. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170430-jarek- read more..
Quote #1633
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #1633

"My memory is nearly gone, but I remember two things: that I am a great sinner, and that Christ is a great Savior." - John Newton, 1807 read more..
One-liner #1186
One-liners
Susan Davis
2020
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One-liner #1186

I don't mean to brag, but ... I finished my 14-day diet in 3 hours and 20 minutes.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4253 - April 27, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
116
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4253 - April 27, 2017

If you can't see this e-mail properly, view it online   Issue #4253                           Cybersalt N... read more..
Cybersalt News - April 27, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - April 27, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! While preparing last Sunday's mailing, there was once again an error between my keyboard and my seat. The result was that last Thursday's news was repeated and Sunday's Cy read more..
Croc Tan
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Croc Tan

It's no croc to say that this is a weird tan. We've pretty much all had at least one bad or strange experience with a weird tan line. But this picture shows perhaps one of the oddest ones around. ... read more..
The Top Ten Things Not to Do at Your Child's Performance or Sports Event
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

The Top Ten Things Not to Do at Your Child's Performance or Sports Event

10. Try to pep up the dance recital crowd by starting "the wave." 9. Do a halftime trampoline show. 8. With your buddies, spell out your child's name on your chests. 7. Mimic the conductor. 6. Sta read more..
Spanish King Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3377
<1min

Spanish King Pun

A Spanish King was being attacked constantly by warlords. He called his advisors together and asked them to come up with a solution. One said, "Remember the Greeks and the Trojan Horse?" "Let's find... read more..
Identification
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Identification

A woman went into a hardware store to purchase a bale of peat moss. She gave a personal check in payment and said to the clerk, "I suppose you will want some identification." He replied, without hesi... read more..
Quote #1632
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #1632

Imagine if trees gave off WiFi signals, we would be planting so many trees and we'd probably save the planet too. Too bad they only produce the oxygen we breathe. - Unknown read more..
One-liner #1185
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-liner #1185

I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web.... read more..
Cybersalt News - April 23, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - April 23, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone. There is a new James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt site today. James has a black eye, which gives rise to this 5th devotional with the word "quandary" in the title, lo... read more..
Dessert at Home
Sermons
Pastor Tim
1489
<1min

Dessert at Home

Jesus' followers can say no to the immediate gratification of this world knowing that something better is waiting at home in Heaven. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170423.mp3{/audio} read more..
Black Eye Causes Quandary of the First Order
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2760
4 min read

Black Eye Causes Quandary of the First Order

Quandaries come in a variety of sizes, shapes and colors. As someone who is somewhat of a connoisseur in this area, I can readily attest to this. However, many do not realize quandaries come in two ca... read more..
Quote #1631
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1631

Individuality: "You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're all the same!" - Unknown read more..
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