Monthly Archive

2016

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1477 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Preparing For Ski Season
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4337
2 min read

Preparing For Ski Season

Ski season will be here soon! Hence, the following list of exercises to get you prepared: 16. Visit your local butcher and pay $30 to sit in the walk-in freezer for a half an hour. Afterwards, burn t... read more..
Reasons Why My Children Do Not Need More Toys
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2920
1 min read

Reasons Why My Children Do Not Need More Toys

By Tammy Rosenfeldt ~ They started off as babies who found my Tupperware drawer much more fascinating than their toy box. ~ The days I change the paper towel roll in the kitchen bring great exciteme... read more..
One-liner #1145
One-liners
Pastor Tim
2017
<1min

One-liner #1145

Regarding "Eternal Truths:" Show me an honest man and I'll show you a man who tells the truth.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4212 - December 1, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
104
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4212 - December 1, 2016

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! What do you get when you combine skydiving and a meteorite?  Why, you get the newest video added to the Fun Blog.  You'll find "Skydiving Meteorit read more..
Cybersalt News - December 1, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - December 1, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! What do you get when you combine skydiving and a meteorite?  Why, you get the newest video added to the Fun Blog.  You'll find "Skydiving Meteorite" at:www.cybers... read more..
Skydiving Meteorite
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
6449
<1min

Skydiving Meteorite

Skydiving - if the fall doesn't kill you maybe the meteorite will.  Yes, you read that correctly - Meteorite!  ... read more..
Quote #1592
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Quote #1592

"What! Get to Heaven on your own strength? You might as well try to climb to the moon on a rope of sand!" - George Whitefield read more..
Republicans vs. Democrats at Christmas
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
12895
2 min read

Republicans vs. Democrats at Christmas

I, Pastor Tim, (neither Republican nor Democrat) warn you now that if you are either (or both) and cannot laugh at yourself, you should just delete this now. Image used with permission by DragonArt... read more..
Classical Chicken
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Classical Chicken

Beethoven got rid of his chickens, because the only thing they ever said was, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"... read more..
In His Hands
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

In His Hands

"In His Hands" We know not what tomorrow brings although we plan ahead For only God alone can know the pathway we must tread. We cannot know the future - not one minute nor one hour - Ea read more..
Tie Conspiracy
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4246
<1min

Tie Conspiracy

At a clearance sale, the wife of a federal district court judge found a green tie that was a perfect match for one of her husband's sports jackets. Soon after, while the couple was vacationing at a r... read more..
One-liner #1144
One-liners
Pastor Tim
2022
<1min

One-liner #1144

Regarding "Eternal Truths:" No matter where you go, there you are.... read more..
The Only Contest I Really Win Each Year
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
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4 min read

The Only Contest I Really Win Each Year

Between now and the end of the year our house is going to be a mad dash for the stores in preparation for Christmas. This time of the year, I lay low and try to be as invisible as possible. If I hide... read more..
Learned From a Snowman
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4403
<1min

Learned From a Snowman

"All I Need to Know about Life I Learned From a Snowman.... " --It's okay if you're a little bottom heavy. --Hold your ground, even when the heat is on. --Wearing white is always appropriate. --Wi read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4211 - November 27, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
108
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4211 - November 27, 2016

Cybersalt News First Sunday of advent greetings everyone. Today's mailing is an abbreviated one after spending a wonderful day with friends from across the pond - in this case they live 17 miles aw read more..
Cybersalt News - November 27, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - November 27, 2016

First Sunday of advent greetings everyone. Today's mailing is an abbreviated one after spending a wonderful day with friends from across the pond - in this case they live 17 miles away on the Olympi read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4210 - November 24, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
108
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4210 - November 24, 2016

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday - enjoy your turkey too! Today's new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site shows not all architects and designers have disability rights at the forefront of th read more..
Cybersalt News - November 24, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1510
<1min

Cybersalt News - November 24, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - enjoy your turkey too! Today's new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site shows not all architects and designers have disability rights at the forefront of their plans. You w... read more..
Passive Exercise
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Passive Exercise

I don't go to the gym; I like for things to work themselves out.... read more..
Wheelchair Ramp
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Wheelchair Ramp

Three steps forward for disability rights! ... read more..
Quote #1591
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Quote #1591

"Don't allow what has been done to you to become bigger than what Jesus did for you." - TobyMac #SpeakLife read more..
One-liner #1143
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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<1min

One-liner #1143

My kids can't find their shoes when they need them, yet they can find that tiny bit of onion in their dinner.... read more..
Turkey Confession
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Turkey Confession

Ducking into confession with a turkey in his arms, Brian said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I stole this turkey to feed my family. Would you take it and settle my guilt?" "Certainly not," ... read more..
6 Legged Turkey
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
8104
<1min

6 Legged Turkey

An industrious turkey farmer was always experimenting with breeding to perfect a better turkey. His family was fond of the leg portion for dinner and there were never enough legs for everyone. After... read more..
Forgive us Our Debts as We Forgive - The Lord's Prayer
Sermons
Pastor Tim
1539
<1min

Forgive us Our Debts as We Forgive - The Lord's Prayer

The Lord's prayer teaches us to face the need and issues of forgiveness at ground zero: our relationship with God. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20161120.mp3{/audio} read more..
Thankfulness, Thanksgiving
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3368
<1min

Thankfulness, Thanksgiving

He was a good man but a bit stingy. He would bargain and haggle on a price, never paying the price asked. He especially hated paying his medical fees. One day, while eating fish, a bone became lodged... read more..
Turkey Size
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4855
<1min

Turkey Size

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4209 - November 20, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
103
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4209 - November 20, 2016

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone - and since this is the last mailing going out before US Thanksgiving - Happy Thanksgiving to our American subscribers. With US Thanksgiving coming up, today read more..
Cybersalt News - November 20, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - November 20, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone - and since this is the last mailing going out before US Thanksgiving - Happy Thanksgiving to our American subscribers. With US Thanksgiving coming up, today's news is super... read more..
Cutting a Turkey with a Waterjet
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cutting a Turkey with a Waterjet

Here's a very unique way to carve your Thanksgiving or Christmas turkey! ... read more..
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