Monthly Archive

2021

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 726 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Quote #2049
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #2049

"Nothing you do for children is ever wasted." - Garrison Keillor read more..
One-Liner #1612
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1612

When you can't find the sunshine, be the sunshine.... read more..
Gender Smarts
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Gender Smarts

Diamonds are a girl's best friend. Dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which gender is smarter. Or do you?... read more..
Boxed Whine
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Boxed Whine

"Every time we throw a party, she beats me to the punch." read more..
Do It Yourself
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Do It Yourself

When a guy's printer type began to grow faint, he called local repair shop where a friendly man informed him that the printer probably needed only to be cleaned. Because the store charged $50 for such... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4689 - November 14, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
115
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4689 - November 14, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone. Congratulations to J.J. Westberg, A. Doherty, and W. McLauren who correctly answered my riddle last Su... read more..
Cybersalt News - November 14, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

Cybersalt News - November 14, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone. Congratulations to J.J. Westberg, A. Doherty, and W. McLauren who correctly answered my riddle last Sunday. To remind you: "Whilst getting something in the backy... read more..
Why Was I Unsubscribed?
FAQs
Pastor Tim
1515
2 min read

Why Was I Unsubscribed?

Have you received an email saying you were unsubscribed from one of our newsletters but you didn't ask to be unsubscribed? Here are some of the possible reasons this has happened. If you forwarded... read more..
Quote #2048
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #2048

"Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose." - Garrison Keillor read more..
One-Liner #1611
One-liners
Susan Davis
1346
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One-Liner #1611

Being an adult is the dumbest thing I have ever done.... read more..
Six Brazilian Men
Clean Jokes
Susan Davis
1701
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Six Brazilian Men

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober Newscast: "In other news, 6 Brazilian men die in a sky divi... read more..
Military Sacrifice
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3111
<1min

Military Sacrifice

While stationed in Washington, D.C., a man used Arlington National Cemetery as a shortcut on his way to give a briefing at Fort Myer. To his surprise, he encountered a roadblock manned by the militar... read more..
Calculating Romance
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Calculating Romance

The Flood is over and the ark has landed. Noah lets all the animals out and says, "Go forth and multiply." A few months later, Noah decides to take a stroll and see how the animals are doing. Everywh... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4688 - November 11, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
111
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4688 - November 11, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Thank you for all of the birthday greetings and wishes last week. It was a pretty busy day with a lot of new flo... read more..
Cybersalt News - November 11, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1074
<1min

Cybersalt News - November 11, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thank you for all of the birthday greetings and wishes last week. It was a pretty busy day with a lot of new flooring being installed by our son, but it was a good day too ... read more..
Quote #2047
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #2047

"Let us never forget the solemn truth that the nation is not constituted of the living alone." - Sir Robert Borden read more..
The Right to Sit at a Desk
Illustrations
Susan Davis
1854
2 min read

The Right to Sit at a Desk

In September of 2005, on the first day of school, Martha Cothren, a History teacher at Valley Heights High School in Port Rowan, Ontario, did something not to be forgotten. n the first day of school,... read more..
Fun Things To Do During Boring Sermons
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
7428
2 min read

Fun Things To Do During Boring Sermons

*Fun Things To Do During Boring Sermons* ~ Pass a note to the organist asking whether he/she plays requests. ~ See if a yawn really is contagious. ~ Devise ways of climbing into the balcony witho read more..
One-Liner #1610
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1610

I'm a multitasker - I can listen, ignore and forget all at the same time!... read more..
Remember When
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Remember When

An old couple is sitting in their living room when the old woman leans over and says to the old man, "Remember when we were younger and you used to hold my hand?" The old man grabs the old woman's ha... read more..
Burn Now or Later
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3115
<1min

Burn Now or Later

Two people got into an argument. One said to the other, "If you have yourself cremated, all you will be doing is making an ash of yourself!" The other replied, "Well, I'm told that petroleum comes f... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4687 - November 7, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
99
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4687 - November 7, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone. Whilst getting something in the backyard of Cybersalt World Headquarters yesterday, I noticed this fruit tree wi... read more..
Cybersalt News - November 7, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - November 7, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone. Whilst getting something in the backyard of Cybersalt World Headquarters yesterday, I noticed this fruit tree with a single piece of fruit on it. Here is a riddle for you:... read more..
Quote #2046
Quotes
Susan Davis
1311
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Quote #2046

The basic premise of religion "that if you live a good life, things will go well for you" is wrong. Jesus was the most morally upright person who ever lived, yet He had a life filled with the experien... read more..
One-Liner #1609
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1609

Turns out you can just buy a birthday cake anytime and eat it yourself - nobody checks.... read more..
Cat Prayer
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Cat Prayer

Now I lay me down to sleep,I pray this cushy life to keep.I pray for toys that look like mice,And sofa cushions, soft and nice. I pray for gourmet kitty snacks,And someone nice to scratch my back,For... read more..
The Art of Revenge
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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The Art of Revenge

After Old Man McGraw chewed us out, we went over to his house and we drew all kinds of pictures on his driveway, sidewalk, and foundation with sidewalk chalk. That'll teach him to mess with the Mural... read more..
Teasing
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Teasing

My grandson, Justus, age 10, and his sister Taylor, age 13, were always teasing each other. One day, Justus was getting "sensitive" about things his sister was saying to him. I reminded him that he ha... read more..
Politically Correct Commenting
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Politically Correct Commenting

How to be politically correct when you comment about women... She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE - She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT. She is not a BAD COOK - She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE. She does not wear TOO MU... read more..
Red, White and Blue
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Red, White and Blue

A Dutchman was explaining the red, white, and blue Netherlands flag to an American. "Our flag is symbolic of our taxes. We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bills, and blue a... read more..
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