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Monthly Archive

2003

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 27 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2425

Wittle Wabbits

A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?" And the shopkeeper bends way down and puts his hands on his knees so that ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2345

Ten for Sure

My friend, the manager of a grocery store, nabbed a shoplifter in the act. He was escorting the suspect to the office in the front of the store (near the cash registers), when the shoplifter broke fr... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2937

Bob's Lesson

Joe had asked Bob to help him out with the deck after work, so Bob went straight over to Joe's place. When they got to the door, Joe went straight to his wife, gave her a hug and told her how beautif... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2168

Four Letter Surgery

Jerry is recovering from day surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling."I'm ok but I didn't like the four-letter-word the doctor used in surgery," he answered."What did he say," asked the nurse.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3445

Poor Vagabond

A poor vagabond, traveling a country road in England, tired and hungry, came to a roadside Inn with a sign reading: "George and the Dragon."He knocked gently on the door.The Innkeeper's wife stuck her... read more..

Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
2677

Yet another Night before Christmas

Boy! Are Australians ever keen for writing "Twas the Night Before Christmas" variations. Kevin Clark wrote the following one from scratch after getting Wednesday's Texas version and even before he saw... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3528

Age Hat

In a hat shop a saleslady gushed: "That's the hat for you! It makes you look ten years younger.""Then I don't want it," retorted the customer."I certainly can't afford to put on ten years every time ... read more..

Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
9342

My Dog Has Fresh Water

Each night before I go to bed, a part of my evening ritual is to check to see if our dog needs her water bowl topped up.  Though routine and mundane in nature, it is a spiritual experience for me... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3198

Fair Trial

A judge enters the courtroom, strikes the gavel and says,"Before I begin this trial, I have an announcement to make. The lawyer for the defense has paid me $15,000 to swing the case his way. The lawy... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2443

Lost Hunting

My uncle Joe and his best buddy, Bubba, went hunting a couple of weeks ago. Somehow they got lost. Uncle Joe reassured his buddy, though. "Don't worry. All we have to do is shoot into the air thre... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2515

Dads

My mother and I returned to my parents' house late one evening to find my father, my college-age brother, Steven, and my ten-year-old sister fast asleep.Mom had forgotten her house keys, so we knocked... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2528

Getting Fat

When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year old came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the shower.She said, "Mommy, you are getting fat!"I replied, "Yes, ho... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2290

How To Please Your I.T. Department

How To Please Your I.T. Department [A quick check list for those who need to make contact.] 1. When you call us to have your computer moved, be sure to leave it buried under half a ton of postcards,... read more..

Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
1750

Waterproof

As I write, we are experiencing record rainfall in British Columbia. One small village, 75 kilometers away, received just under 16 inches of precipitation in 24 hours. This great volume of water falli... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2704

Misbehaving Phone Call

Seven year old Johnny had finished his summer vacation and gone back to school. Two days later his teacher phoned his mother to tell her that John was misbehaving. "Wait a minute," she said. "I had ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3289

Goober Vacuum

It's been a while since we saw a goober joke on the CleanLaugh list. For those who don't know what a goober is (according to me) you can see a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh/g... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2618

Job Search Woe

Catherine, a RN, was unhappy with her job, so she submitted her resignation. She was sure she'd have no trouble finding a new position, because of the nursing shortage in her area.She e-mailed cover ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2155

Computer T-Shirt Slogans - #3

Why doesn't DOS ever say 'EXCELLENT'Shell to DOS, Come in DOS, do you COPY?All computers wait at the same speed.Computer: A device designed to speed and automate errors.Go ahead, make my data!Smash fo... read more..

Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
1661

Resting And Starting

(September 8, 2003.) I could not believe my ears. Just days before I had written September's prayer guide cover saying that my family and I had every reason to believe that my daughter was cured of h read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
1946

Computer T-Shirt Slogans - #2

C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2447

Understanding the Signs

Over the years, my husband and I have usually managed to decode the cute but confusing gender signs sometimes put on restaurants' restroom doors (Buoys and Gulls, Laddies and Lassies, etc.), but every... read more..

Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
1795

Dad At A Distance

(August 14, 2003 - for the next in this series of devotions regarding my daughter's cancer click here.) I would like to begin this devotional by thanking everyone for their calls, cards, kind comment read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
7888

Top Tips For Cheapskates

Top Tips For Cheapskates~ Old telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and addresses of people you don't know.~ When reading a book, try tearing out the pag... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
15909

How Hot Is It?

How hot is it? The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground. The trees are whistling for the dogs. The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance. Hot wate... read more..

Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
2265

God Is There

(July 1, 2003 - for the next in this series of devotions regarding my daughter's cancer click here.) The recent diagnosis of the spread of cancer in my 14 year old daughter has left me with a greater read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3237

SPCA Rescue

"Hello, hello?" shrilled a spinsterish voice over the phone. "Is this the SPCA?""Yes.""I want you to send somebody over right away.""What's wrong?""There's a horrid magazine salesman sitting in a tre read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2920

Roast Woes

The newly-married husband came home from the office to find his young wife in floods of tears. "Darling, whatever is the matter?" he asked."Sweetheart," she sobbed, "the most terrible thing has happe... read more..

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