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Sunday greetings, everyone!
Remember how I have been working on emptying my email inbox? Well, I just discovered that emails sent in reply to Cybersalt Digests have not been getting downloaded since May of 2023! So I have even more catching up to do, lol!
Today's video share is another heads up about romance scams on the internet. We need to spread the word about these and also do what we can to help those caught in them.
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~ Pastor Tim
The Lord's Prayer - Sort of
A mother was teaching her young daughter The Lord's Prayer.
For several evenings at bedtime, the child repeated it after the mother. Then one night the child was ready to solo. The mother listened with pride to the carefully enunciated words, right up to the end.
"And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us some e-mail, Amen."
One-Liner #1846
My son, Luke, loves how I named my kids after Star Wars characters; my daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
"Be a Billionaire!"
and Help
Refugees and
Persecuted Christians
Ship Building Happens
I've been thinking about Noah's ark. It was made of gopher wood and pitched inside and out. I asked myself if the pitch was a fast-ball, a curve, a change-up or... I know they wouldn't have used a sinker.
Quote #2281
"When you're good at something, you'll tell everyone. When you're great at something, they'll tell you."
- Walter Payton
Slow Down Therapy - Part 2
13. Rest on your laurels. They bring comfort whatever their size, age, or condition.
14. Talk slower. Talk less. Don't talk. Communication isn't measured by words.
15. Give yourself permission to be late sometimes. Life is for living, not scheduling.
16. Listen to the song of a bird; the complete song. Music and nature are gifts, but only if you are willing to receive them.
17. Take time just to think. Action is good and necessary, but it's fruitful only if we muse, ponder, and mull.
18. Make time for play - the things you like to do. Whatever your age, your inner child needs re-creation.
19. Watch and listen to the night sky. It speaks.
20. Listen to the words you speak, especially in prayer.
21. Learn to stand back and let others take their turn as leaders. There will always be new opportunities for you to step out in front again.
22. Divide big jobs into little jobs. If God took six days to create the universe, can you hope to do any better?
23. When you find yourself rushing and anxious, stop. Ask yourself "WHY?" you are rushing and anxious. The reasons may improve your self-understanding.
24. Take time to read the Bible. Thoughtful reading is enriching reading.
25. Direct your life with purposeful choices, not with speed and efficiency. The best musician is one who plays with expression and meaning, not the one who finishes first.
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . .
Dancing in My Pajamas
After two and a half weeks of being sick with many days in bed, I have come to appreciate what some people go through when they have a severe sickness. My sickness wasn’t that devastating. It just sucked the energy out of me and caused me a lot of coughing and sneezing.
I barely had enough energy to get out of bed, walk to the living room, and sit in my easy chair for my morning cup of coffee. I paused for a few moments to catch my breath after that strenuous trip.
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An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time.
Steve's keyboard must be broken ... he keeps hitting the escape key, but he's still at work.
In days of yore
"It is not happy people who are thankful. It is thankful people who are happy."
A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have a snack at the restaurant, but his wife is extremely tired so she decides to go on up to their room to rest.
Never trust a dog to watch your food. Patrick, Age 10
How come there's enough asphalt for speedbumps, but not enough to fill potholes?
Scientists have finally figured out what is wrong with mankind.
My grandpa once said: "Your terrible job is the dream of the unemployed. Your house is the dream of the homeless. Your smile is the dream of the depressed. Your health is the dream of the ill. Don't let difficult times make you forget your blessings."
A man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and said, "You know, I've lost my wife somewhere in this huge supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"
A group of managers were given the assignment to measure the height of a flagpole. 
Seen in bookstore window:
What do you call a cow spying on another cow?
Be sure to taste your words before you spit them out.
Two ardent fishermen met on their vacation and began swapping stories about the different places they had fished, the kind of tackle used, the best bait, and finally about some of the fish they had caught.
If your life takes a turn for the worse, remember that you are the one who is driving!
Yesterday I bought a world map, gave my wife a dart and said, "Throw this and wherever it lands I'll take you on our birthday!" ... we're spending 3 weeks behind the couch.
Said mother tern to baby, "as you have been so good, would you like a brother?"
"If you're telling yourself you don't deserve a second chance from God, remind yourself you didn't deserve the first one either."
I dialed a number and got the following recording: