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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4750 - July 31, 2022

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Sunday greetings, everyone.

Ladybower Reservoir Plug HoleI attended a men's group trivia night at our church last night and while driving home afterward I noticed the line up was really short at the local Dairy Queen. We've been having some hot days around Cybersalt World Headquarters and last night was easily one of warmest evenings we will get all year, so when I got home I asked Grandma Cybersalt if she had already had dessert.

She answered that she had, but when I told her about the short line at Dairy Queen she was very enthusiastic to celebrate a second dessert. I think some of her excitement was because she already knew small cones were on sale for 1 dollar, which is fine with me because I had enough points for a free blizzard. So that was a pretty cheap date!

Maybe next we'll go on a date to the grocery store or gas station and see if we get lucky - with the prices that is!

Today's video share, is not only interesting, but it comes with a challenge. While watching it I noticed something really odd. I wonder how many of you will catch it too. Either way, "Ladybower Reservoir's Plug Hole" is pretty interesting - no disrespect intended!
Click here to watch the video.

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.

~ Pastor Tim



No Rest

cemetaryThe doctor had just been buried. The last words of the service over, his friends and family started toward their cars.

However, they stopped because a strange, eerie sound suddenly was heard from the grave.

As the guests looked around, a colleague of the deceased said, "It's nothing... just his beeper."



One-Liner #1670

fire hydrant 2A fire hydrant has H-2-O on the inside and K-9-P on the outside.



"Be a Billionaire!"

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Bedtime Story

book openHave you read the new book "The Insomniac" by Eliza Wake?



Quote #2107

hobbit house"His grief he will not forget; but it will not darken his heart, it will teach him wisdom."

- J.R.R. Tolkien The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King



Salvation, Decision, Fence Sitting

airplane1It was mealtime during our trip on a small airline.

"Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked the man seated in front of me.

"What are my choices?" he asked.

"Yes or no," she replied.


Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.


The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4749 - July 28, 2022

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Oh look, Chicken Thursday!

Alex ShaneIt's a somber, but grateful, week here at Cybersalt World Headquarters. God has taken back a precious gift he gave me 2 years ago. Alex Shane started out as a mentor and business coach and ended up a very close friend. He passed away on Tuesday night, leaving behind a legacy of many other lives that God touched through him. Blessed be the Name of God. 

As an update on my shop cleanup, I took a bunch of e-waste (a computer and lots of parts and cables) to the recycling place this week. I'm pretty sure I didn't throw out anything as rare as the computer in today's video share, but if I did, I hope it gets discovered by these restorers working on getting a lunar module guidance computer up and running again!
Click here to watch.

~ Pastor Tim



Take Fore

golf 2A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway. Walking toward his ball, he saw a man lying on the ground, groaning with pain.

"I'm an attorney," the wincing man said, "and this is going to cost you five grand!"

"I'm sorry, I'm really sorry," the concerned golfer replied. "But I did yell 'fore'."

"I'll take it," the attorney said.



One-Liner #1669

moses commandmentsMoses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.



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Picasso So-so

cat art rockThe display of still-life art was not at all moving.



Quote #2106

summer porch"If it could only be like this always - always summer, always alone, the fruit always ripe."

- Evelyn Waugh



Adaptation

swing girlThe proud father brought home a backyard swing set for his children and immediately started to assemble it with all the neighborhood children anxiously waiting to play on it. After several hours of reading the directions, attempting to fit bolt A into slot B, etc., he finally gave up and called upon an old handyman working in a neighboring yard.

The old-timer came over, threw the directions away, and in a short while had the set completely assembled.

It's beyond me," said the father, "how you got it together without even reading instructions."

"To tell the truth," replied the old-timer, "I can't read, and when you can't read, you've got to think."


Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.


The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4748 - July 24, 2022

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Sunday greetings, everyone.

bears fishingOne of our granddaughters was over yesterday while her parents had a busy day getting ready for a family road trip they are about to leave on. On the agenda was the usual: pretty much whatever she wanted. This included laying on the grass under the trampoline, catching bugs, a walk to the nearby "zip-line" park, and helping to cook supper (I helped too by hunting down a chicken at Costco.)

I did manage to steal her away to watch the qualifying for tomorrow's marble race on YouTube, cheering on team O'rangers who are in 1st place for the season so far! After that she wanted to watch more videos. I asked her what she wanted to watch and she answered, "Anything!" I explained to her we did not want to just watch anything on YouTube, but after a bit of scrolling I did find something else that would be suitable.

That video (actually a live stream) is today's video. I hope you will enjoy watching "Brooks Falls - Katmai National Park" until you get called for lunch - just like we did!
Click here to watch the video.

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.

~ Pastor Tim



Reunion Pride

man shrugMy wife and I were at my high school reunion.

As I looked around, I noticed the other men in their expensive suits and their bulging stomachs. Proud of the fact that I weighed just five pounds more than I did when I was in high school, the result of trying to beat a living out of a rocky hillside farm, I said to my wife,

"I'm the only guy here who can still wear the suit he wore when he graduated."

She glanced at the prosperous crowd, then back at me, and said,

"You're the only one who has to."



One-Liner #1668

man grumpyThere is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

- Jerry Seinfeld



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Rolling Progress

wheel cartWhen the wheel was invented it caused a revolution.



Quote #2105

ocean 3"There is unwavering peace today when an uncertain tomorrow is trusted to an unchanging God."

- Ann Voskamp



Teamwork, Encouragement

horse2An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse, named Buddy. He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, "Pull, Nellie, pull!" Buddy didn't move.

Then the farmer hollered, "Pull, Buster, pull!" Buddy didn't respond.

Once more the farmer commanded, "Pull, Coco, pull!"

Nothing.

Then the farmer nonchalantly said, "Pull, Buddy, pull!" And the horse easily dragged the car out of the ditch.

The motorist was most appreciative and very curious. He asked the farmer why he called his horse by the wrong name three times.

The farmer said, "Oh, Buddy is blind and if he thought he was the only one pulling, he wouldn't even try."


Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.


The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4747 - July 21, 2022

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Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and if you like the number 47, welcome to issue #4747!

golden beetleDo you know what I struggle with managing? Bacn! No, that is not a typo for the word "bacon" (which my low-fat diet all but forbids me to eat) - I mean "bacn."

I think we are all familiar with unsolicited emails being referred to as "spam" - the same name for a very mysterious sandwich meat. Well, "bacn" is a term for emails we have requested. For instance, each time my security camera is triggered to record something in my driveway, I get an email alerting me and giving me a link to watch a recording.

Another example of bacn would be the news updates I receive from the online bank through which my business receives payments from my international clients. Why, I dare say, this newsletter is an example of bacn - in that you subscribed to receive it (for which I am grateful.)

When it comes to emails I would like to have a zero inbox. I desire to read and deal with all the emails in my inbox by either deleting them or filing them away for further reference, thus freeing me from the visual and mental clutter of being behind on my emails. But bacn can really make that a challenge, because just like the ongoing tidying process in my shop, "e-decluttering" requires I make emotional decisions to stop receiving some emails I "might" get around to someday. Sometimes I just give in and select all of a certain kind of email and delete them en masse, but, of course, that's just a different kind of clutter and waste of time.

How is your bacn situation? Do you have any emails that you keep getting that you could unsubscribe from to help declutter your inbox and mind? But not the Cybersalt Digest, right? I hope talking about this topic doesn't generate too many unsubscribe notices in my inbox today -  that's some of the worst bacn I get, lol!

Today's video share is "10 Beautiful Beetles That Look Like Jewelry." I'm still not sure I could let them crawl on me, though.
Click here to watch.

~ Pastor Tim



Words to Ponder

man thinkingI'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

Everybody repeat after me: "We are all individuals"

Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines.

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.

The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If at first your don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.



One-Liner #1667

guitarI've just written a song about tortillas; actually, it's more of a rap.



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Don't Judge a Stew by Its Cover

stewA young couple's marriage was suffering from her inability to cook. Things really got bad the night that the husband fished a piece of paper out of his stew.

He unfolded the paper and read, "Nobly, nobly Cape St. Vincent to the North-west died away."

Waving the soggy scrap, he demanded, "What on earth is this?!"

"Well," the young wife replied, "the recipe said that if the stew was too thin I should add some Browning."



Quote #2104

calendar"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us."

- J. R. Tolkien The Fellowship of the Ring



Mom Through the Ages

mother and daughter4 years old: My Mommy can do anything!

8 years old: My Mom knows a lot! A whole lot!

12 years old: My Mother doesn't really know quite everything.

14 years old: Naturally, Mother doesn't know that, either.

16 years old: Mother? She's hopelessly old-fashioned.

18 years old: That old woman? She's way out of date!

25 years old: Well, she might know a little bit about it.

35 years old: Before we decide, let's get Mom's opinion.

55 years old: Wonder what Mom would have thought about it?

65 years old: Wish I could talk it over with Mom


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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4746 - July 17, 2022

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Sunday greetings, everyone. This is actually the mailing I lined up to go out last Sunday, but on Thursday I noticed it hadn't gone out as planned so here it is again today, which explains why some of the numbers are a tad bit out of order!

Amazing Grace (Live from Sing! 2021) - Keith & Kristyn Getty Ft. Dana Masters & Kirk WhalumBack in the beginning of June, I mentioned a friend of mine in Pakistan was going to start writing some devotionals for the Cybersalt Site. I am happy to report that his first item is now up on the site. You will find a link to the full article, and his bio, below.

I am also happy to say that Cybersaltine N. Grant has volunteered to help Suneel with his English and polish his presentation. He hasn't started doing that yet because I am behind on introducing them, but that is going to be a big help!

Today's video share is a beautiful arrangement and performance of "Amazing Grace." The truth in the lyrics of that song are always a welcome reminder!
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Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.

~ Pastor Tim



It's Not A Cat

cat matIt's not a cat it's...

A small, four-legged, fur-bearing extortionist.

A wildlife control expert impersonator.

An un-programmable animal.

A four footed allergen.

A hair relocation expert.

A treat-seeking missile.

A lap-warmer with a built-in buzzer.

A small, furry lap fungus.



One-Liner #1665

roadSometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

- Jerry Seinfeld



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Not Much of a Fighter

st francis of assisiOne day a discussion was focused on a particular historical church leader in a First Grade religion class.

After school, one student came home all excited and blurted out to his mother, "Guess what, Mommy? I learned in school that St. Francis was a sissy!"



Quote #2102

sunset silhouette"Lower your expectations of earth. This isn't heaven, so don't expect it to be."

- Max Lucado



Good Works, Heaven

child smirk"If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?" I asked the children in my Sunday School class.

"NO!" the children all answered.

"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?"

Again, the answer was, "NO!"

"Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children, and loved my wife, would that get me into Heaven?" I asked them again.

Again, they all answered, "NO!"

"Well, I continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?"

A five-year-old boy shouted out, "YOU GOTTA BE DEAD!"


Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.


Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . . 

Doctors Are Always Right

doctorLast year I suffered what is referred to as a heart attack. I got to the hospital in time, so there was no major damage. I had one artery known as the "Widow Maker" that was 90% blocked, which seemed to be a very serious thing.

Who knew I even had a heart, but doctors are always right.

Coming home from the hospital, I had all kinds of medications to take twice a day, and my blood pressure needed to be taken twice a day as well. I didn't think all of this was necessary, but doctors are always right.

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Rev. Suneel Barkat writes . . . . 

Amazing Miracle

sea of galileeMatthew.14:22,23

The sea of Galilee is especially well known to Christians because it was the scene of many episodes of the life and ministry of Jesus Christ. When Jesus performed the miracle of feeding five thousand people, his ministry was at its height. People began to say, “This is indeed the prophet who is to come into the world” (John 6.14).

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