Here I am! Now what are your other two wishes?
One-liners
A great collection of clean, funny one-liners!
All our emergencies are normal.
I have become more optimistic and now believe that things could get worse.
How do I set a laser printer to stun?
I plead contemporary insanity.
Self-Annihilating Sentence:
A good system can transform complexity into chaos.
Self-Annihilating Description
Not having to get there is as good as a day in the country.
Self-annihilating Description
From here on down, it's uphill all the way.
Self-annihilating Command
Men, women, and children first.
Self-annihilating Command
Authorized parking is forbidden!
Self-annihilating Command
Ignore this sign!
If everything goes perfectly, something's wrong.
The only attitude I trust is skepticism.
While these results may seem rather trivial, their importance cannot be underestimated.
Is it time for your medication or mine?