One-liners

You! Off my planet!

Whisper my favorite words, "I'll buy it for you."

Meandering to a different drummer.

Chaos, panic and disorder ... my work here is done.

Nice perfume; must you marinate in it??

If I want to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cat.

Suburbia: Where they tear out the trees and then name streets after them.

Practice random acts of intelligence & senseless acts of self-control.

Adults are just kids who owe money.

I pretend to work; they pretend to pay me.

I started out with nothing and still have most of it left!

Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.

Ambivialent? Well, yes and no.

If I throw a stick, will you leave?

Therapy is expensive; poppin' bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.