Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23138 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2721
5 min read

Shivering Me Time Away

I am not quite sure what has happened but some place has frozen over. And, for that matter, somebody is ice-skating in you know where. I know that I have been colder in the past but I am the kind ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
13766
<1min

Airport Security

Airport security experts have turned to nature to discover the next advance in flight pre-screening once the public grows accustomed to full body scans.   ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4824
<1min

Goober Marksman

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-gooberOne of the best marksmen in the FBI was passing through a sma... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3327
<1min

Dog Saves Boy From Cougar

You've got to admit that "dog saves boy from cougar" is a pretty amazing headline for an obviously wonderful feel good story.  Though I must say that "cougar saves dog from boy" would be pretty awesom... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
4684
<1min

The Red Sparrows Aerobatic Flying

The Red Sparrows aerobatic stunt flying team is sure to entertain as their death defying tricks and stunts boggle your mind with wonderment about who would try to do such things. Perhaps only pilots a... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4951
<1min

Counting the Days

A fellow cop from our precinct had only a few months left on the job, and he could always be heard ticking off the weeks, days, hours, and minutes.Our chief was not amused. "I've been on the job for 4... read more..

Simply Susan
Susan Davis
5096
6 min read

Time of Crisis

Eugene Peterson writes in his introduction to Galatians, “[Paul’s letter] also gives direction in the nature of God’s gift of freedom – most necessary guidance, for freedom is a delicate and subtle gi... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5132
<1min

Sewing Lesson

My granddaughter came to spend a few weeks with me, and I decided to teach her to sew.After I had gone through a lengthy explanation of how to thread the machine, she stepped back, put her hands on he... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3484
<1min

Bridge Fishing

Two Goobers notice a couple of guys by a bridge. The one guy drops over the bridge being supported by the other one holding his ankles. After 5 minutes, the one hanging over the bridge shouts 'pull ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3796
<1min

Engaged Beauty

Before Linda became engaged, she was quite the beauty, and didn't mind letting her boyfriend know it, too. "A lot of men are gonna be totally miserable when I marry," she told him. "Really?" asked t... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5246
<1min

Dryer Message

As a lobbyist in Washington, DC, I'd just finished up a meeting with a Congressman when I stopped to use the restroom.After washing my hands, I stepped over to the hand dryer and noticed that someone ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4711
<1min

Carpenter Request

While carpenters were working outside the old house I had just bought, I busied myself with indoor cleaning. I had just finished washing the floor when one of the workmen asked to use the bathroom. Wi... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3486
<1min

Rat Pack Live

Here's a fun blast from the past with Dean Martin, Sammy Davis Jr., Frank Sinatra, and Johnny Carson singing and entertaining about the birth of the blues. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4874
2 min read

Riding Dead Horses

The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed on from one generation to the next, says that when you discover you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount.However, in modern busines... read more..

Games
Pastor Tim
63750
<1min

Penguin Diner

You probably won't enjoy this game if you make a living waiting on tables or you have a huge fear of penguins. But if you are training to make a living in the restaurant industry or you really want to... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4787
2 min read

Kitten Saga

The pastor of a local church had a kitten that climbed up a tree in his backyard and was afraid to come down. The pastor coaxed, offered warm milk, etc. The kitty would not come down. The tree was not... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3437
<1min

The Known Universe

Here's a great video representing what we know is out there in the universe.  I'm not a subscriber to the big bang theory but I do get a big bang out of seeing what God has made. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
14148
<1min

Paintball WMD

The paintball car bomb brought an unwanted escalation to the game.    ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4648
<1min

Tea Service

One day my mother was out and my dad was looking after me. I was maybe 2 1/2 years old and had just recovered from a bad cold. Someone had given me a little tea set as a get-well gift and it was one o... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
7323
<1min

Top Ten Signs You Might Have a Bad Furnace Repair Guy

10. His face permanently blackened like a cartoon bomb went off 9. Pushes his personal brand of 'pull start' furnaces8. Dave Lennox beat him up once7. Uses magnifying glass and really bright flashligh read more..

Promotions
Pastor Tim
3695
<1min

Snapfish

Snapfish is a great way to print up your digital photos on photo paper and much more! ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
14408
<1min

Shopping Cart

The shopping carts at Car Mart are a little heavy. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4700
<1min

Toaster Request

When my son was two or three and learning the ways of American life, he watched me place some bread in both slots of our toaster so that it would be ready to cook just before serving.Considering the o... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4464
<1min

Family Album

I come from a large family, five sisters and three brothers.My sisters and I were looking through the family photo album one day. Picture after picture, we were all dressed in matching clothes. I aske... read more..

Totally Tim
Pastor Tim
5609
3 min read

Christmas Geetings from Pastor Tim

I live on the west coast of North America, so for some of you my Christmas Eve greetings always arrive out of sync with your calendar. This is especially true with those of you who are orthodox – thou... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
12788
<1min

Christmas Wrapping

Sherry was hoping this didn't turn out to be another one of those lame helicopters her husband was always giving her. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4310
<1min

Top Ten Toys You May Have Trouble Finding This Year

10. Sister's Dollhouse and Night Vision Ninja Assassin 9. Tuba Hero - World Tour8. Low Self Esteem Elmo7. 'Lil Embittered Lego Airport Traffic Controller6. U Push Mommy's Buttons5. Thumpy Thump Roadsi read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3537
<1min

Silent Monks Singing Hallelujah Chorus

I'm not sure that this is what Handel had in mind but I guess we all know that silent monks have to sing it somehow. If you ever wanted to sing the Handel's Hallelujah Chorus as karaoke here is t... read more..

Promotions
Pastor Tim
3750
<1min

Smilebox

Why wife and I recently retweaked our finances in order to put to sleep some consumer debt we have created. So when we were super busy this Christmas time it was that much easier to not send out Chri... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5314
<1min

Gift Diamonds

Morris ran into Jacob while shopping at the mall the other day in front of one of the jewelry stores.  Noticing a conspicuously small gift wrapped box in his hand, Morris asked if was a gift for Jacob... read more..