Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23137 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Einstein Monroe
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3884
<1min

Einstein Monroe

What do Einstein and Marilyn Monroe have in common? Apparently 15 feet. That's how far you need to back away from your computer monitor for this picture of a math genius to turn into an actress genus.... read more..
Flaming Bicyclist
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3152
<1min

Flaming Bicyclist

This is just plain cool. A lot of people are using those clip-on flashing LEDs on the back of their bikes to warn motorists of their presence when riding their bikes at night. This is definitely a wa... read more..
40 Year Difference
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5920
<1min

40 Year Difference

When I was a 20-something college student, I became quite friendly with my study partner, a 64-year-old man, who had returned to school to finish his degree. He confessed, with a wink, that he had onc... read more..
Good May Morning 5-23-08 Continued
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1748
2 min read

Good May Morning 5-23-08 Continued

"When Your Words came, I ate them; they were my joy and my heart's delight, for I bear Your name, O LORD God Almighty." Jeremiah 15:16 (To be continued Saturday and after Memorial Day.) read more..
Flu Notes
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5560
2 min read

Flu Notes

(Notes pinned to the pillow of a mother who has the flu by a well-meaning husband who has inherited the house and kids.)Monday A.M.:Dearest: Sleep late. Everything under control. Lunches packed. Kids read more..
Good May Morning 5-22-08
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1878
<1min

Good May Morning 5-22-08

"All the world is guilty before God.... Justified freely by His grace... In Christ Jesus."Rom. 3:19,24     God's estimate of His creation was, "It was good." Bu read more..
Good May Morning 5-20-08
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1844
2 min read

Good May Morning 5-20-08

"By God's power you are guarded through faith for a salvation ready to be revealed in the last time. 1 Peter 1:5     The conviction that God cares for us surrounds us with an read more..
Good May Morning 5-21-08
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1976
2 min read

Good May Morning 5-21-08

"LORD, I believe; help Thou my unbelief. Mark 9:24      Are you dealing with doubt and unbelief? It will not do to conceal feelings of doubt that sometimes well up in our read more..
Curbing Church Growth
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
8351
2 min read

Curbing Church Growth

25 Easy Ways to Curb the Annoying Problem of Church Growth1. Begin your message with the phrase, "You know what's wrong with you people..."2. Place the student Sunday school space near the "Ruth class... read more..
Heaven: Point B
Sermons
Pastor Tim
3855
<1min

Heaven: Point B

The Christian life is a journey from point A to point B - heaven. Keeping that end point in focus can be a challenge if we take our eyes off of what and who is waiting for us. {audio}podcast/sm200805... read more..
Good May Morning 5-19-08
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1064
2 min read

Good May Morning 5-19-08

"When the Son of Man comes in His glory, and all the angels with Him, He will sit on His throne in heavenly glory." Matthew 25:31     In his youth Daniel had been taken f read more..
Tennis Ball Lesson
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3839
<1min

Tennis Ball Lesson

A college professor had the mysterious habit of walking into the lecture hall each morning, removing a tennis ball from his jacket pocket. He would set it on the corner of the podium. After giving th... read more..
Holy Trinity Sunday 5-18-08
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2078
2 min read

Holy Trinity Sunday 5-18-08

 HOLY TRINITY SUNDAY                             & read more..
Good May Morning 5-17-08
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2111
2 min read

Good May Morning 5-17-08

 "There is no fear in love. But perfect love drives out fear, because fear has  to do with punishment. The one who fears is not made Perfect in love." 1 John 4:18   This text read more..
Good May Morning 5-16-08
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2320
2 min read

Good May Morning 5-16-08

"Humble yourselves, therefore, under  God's mighty hand, that He may lift you up in due time. Cast all your anxiety on Him because He cares for you. " 1 Peter 5:6,7   &nb read more..
Good May Morning 5-14-08
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2135
2 min read

Good May Morning 5-14-08

Please click on the links at the bottom to watch a wonderful video and the meaning to Laminin under that one. Hope you enjoy them and learn more about Psalm 33.   "He spoke, and it was done.... read more..
Pentecost Sunday 5-11-08
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1997
2 min read

Pentecost Sunday 5-11-08

 PENTECOST SUNDAY                               &n read more..
Good May Morning 5-12-08
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1943
<1min

Good May Morning 5-12-08

  "To each is given the manifestation of the Spirit for the common good." 1 Cor. 12:7     Some of you have been asking about the difference between apostles and disc read more..
Good May Morning 5-15-08
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1929
2 min read

Good May Morning 5-15-08

"Therefore, since we have a great high priest who has gone through the heavens, Jesus the Son of God, let us hold firmly to the faith we profess. For we do not have a high priest who is unable to read more..
Music
Misc
Paul Wayne Foltz DD
2981
<1min

Music

REJOICE IN THE GOD OF LOVETune-''From Every Stormy Wind'' LM                read more..
Restroom Use Policy
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
13743
2 min read

Restroom Use Policy

FROM: Human Resources DepartmentSUBJECT: Restroom Use PolicyIn the past, employees were permitted to make trips to the restroom under informal guidelines. Effective immediately, a Restroom Trip Policy... read more..
Bad Banana
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3651
<1min

Bad Banana

There's one in every bunch - a bad banana.  This is just what you need when you go to do some shopping at the local mall to get your mind off of things. At least this doesn't happen in Disneyworld wi... read more..
Good May Morning 5-13-08
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1993
<1min

Good May Morning 5-13-08

"Ye shall receive power after that the Holy Spirit is come upon you." Acts 1:8 This promise, made by our Savior on the day of His ascension, seems to be but a memory of a distant past, read more..
A SAD CHANGE IN AMERICA
Misc
Paul Wayne Foltz DD
2571
<1min

A SAD CHANGE IN AMERICA

Yesterday, 5/13/2008, the Federal Court in panama city, Fl, ruled in favor of students bringing a suit against Holmes County Schoolboard. Now they have to allow students in Ponce De Laeon Highschool, ... read more..
Young Patient
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3698
<1min

Young Patient

A pediatrician in town always plays a game with some of his young patients to put them at ease and test their knowledge of body parts.One day, while pointing to a little boy's ear, the doctor asked hi... read more..
Good Morning 05-12
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
3588
<1min

Good Morning 05-12

"To each is given the manifestation of the Spirit for the common good."1 Corinthians 12:7 Some of you have been asking about the difference between apostles and disciples. In our devotional for today read more..
PRIDE
Misc
Paul Wayne Foltz DD
2798
<1min

PRIDE

Pride of race, grace and face, oh how God hates it so,For He has mercy on all mankind here below;In the Parable of the Good Samaritan,God hates first, the pride of raceAnd by the levite who passed by ... read more..
Keep Us From Greatness
Sermons
Pastor Tim
3764
<1min

Keep Us From Greatness

The Holy Spirit keeps us from becoming "great". That's a good thing. {audio}podcast/sm20080511.mp3{/audio}.... read more..
Happy Mother's Day
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
3694
2 min read

Happy Mother's Day

"I thank God when I call to remembrance the genuine faith that is in you, which dwelt first in your mother."- 2 Timothy 1:3,5At this season of the year, our thoughts turn to the one who gave us birth. read more..
Good Morning 05-11
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
3319
2 min read

Good Morning 05-11

PENTECOST SUNDAY This is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it.! Joel 2:28,29Acts 2:1-21John 16:5-11Psalm 104:24-34 & 143 Today we celebrate the birth of the New Testament ... read more..
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