Monthly Archive

17 Sep

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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TP Commercial

Ok, this is perhaps more weird than fun, but the strange feeling it will give you in the head at the end will eventually begin to feel like fun. Confused? Good, now you are ready to watc read more..

16 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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A young pupil asked, "Master, what is fate.""Ah, my son, it is what has brought great nations together. It has made the world a smaller place in which to live. It has inspired men of worth to work end... read more..

16 Sep

Shirley Choat

2854

2 min read

Good Morning 09-16

SIXTEENTH SUNDAY AFTER PENTECOST Proverbs 9:8-12 Philemon 1:7-17 Luke 14:25-33 Psalm 119:169-176 If you read the gospel lesson you found it filled with harsh words and demands. read more..

16 Sep

Sermons

Pastor Tim

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Water Baptism

Here's all you need to know about water baptism - what it is, what it isn't, and how to do it best. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20070916.mp3{/audio} read more..

14 Sep

Shirley Choat

2658

2 min read

Good Morning 09-15

"Will He not repay each person according to what he has done?" Prov. 24:12 and Prov. 2:6 We all need to see people as God sees them. But that revelation also brings responsibili read more..

14 Sep

Shirley Choat

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2 min read

Good Morning 09-14

"God loveth a cheerful giver." - 2 Corinthians 9:7 The only giving which deserves any credit is that which is done willingly, joyfully and without pressure. There is no legality read more..

13 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3538

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Cell Phone Find

An employee of the airport found a cell phone in one of the boarding areas. She switched it on, hoping a caller would identify the owner. It rang, and she answered it, but there was no response. When... read more..

13 Sep

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2994

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Laughing Baby

Laugh, and the whole world laughs with you - especially if you are a baby. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); read more..

13 Sep

Shirley Choat

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2 min read

Good Morning 09-13

"Amasiah willingly offered himself unto the LORD." - 2 Chronicles 17:16 Amasiah was a military man, one of the chief officers in the reign of King Jehoshaphat. So important was read more..

12 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3528

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Smuggler Prosecution

My boss is without peer when it comes to the rules and regulations that customs officials must follow. But when it comes to the law, well, that's a different story.We were attending a court case in wh... read more..

12 Sep

Shirley Choat

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2 min read

Good Morning 09-12

"Silver and gold have I none, but such as I have give I thee." - Acts 3:6 Peter and John were on their way to the Temple for prayer. At the gate they met a beggar asking for alm read more..

11 Sep

Racing

Pastor Tim

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Main Event Win

Tim Davis, The Pastor of Disaster, pulled off another main event victory on Saturday night. Tim Davis, The Pastor of Disaster, pulled off another main event victory on Saturday night. Here is ... read more..

11 Sep

Shirley Choat

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2 min read

Good Morning 09-11

"He who dwells in the shelter of the Most High will rest in the shadow of the Almighty. I will say of the LORD, 'He is my refuge and my fortress, my God, in whom I trust." - Psalm 91:1, read more..

10 Sep

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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Panda Sneeze

I'm sure all you nerve frazzled mothers out there understand this video. I suppose I'd be jumpy too if I were on the endangered species list. Come to think of it, though, once I die there read more..

09 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3520

3 min read

Help Line

It's clear why these people needed to call a "help" line.------Customer: "I've been calling 700-1000 for two days and can't get through; can you help?" Operator: "Where did you get that number... read more..

09 Sep

Shirley Choat

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1 min read

Good Morning 09-09

FIFTEENTH SUNDAY AFTER PENTECOST Proverbs 25:6-22 Romans 12:14-21 Luke 14:1,7-14 Psalm 112 The ethics of the kingdom of God ought to occupy the center of our attention. They are ... read more..

09 Sep

Sermons

Pastor Tim

4288

<1min

Door to Door Do's and Don'ts

John and Wendy Reaume of Campus Crusade for Christ take us through the reasons behind and do's and don't of door to door outreach. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm2007 read more..

07 Sep

Shirley Choat

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3 min read

Good Morning 09-08

"I beseech you therefore, brethren, by the mercies of God, that you present your bodies a living sacrifice, holy, acceptable unto God, which is your reasonable service." - Romans 12:1 read more..

07 Sep

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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Fly Catch

If you are a fan of the Karate Kid movies, you know where the concept for this game came from. Give it a try and don't give up too fast. In all my efforts at trying it I have managed to only catch 2... read more..

07 Sep

Shirley Choat

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2 min read

Good Morning 09-07

"Being made free from sin and become the servants to God, ye have your fruit unto holiness, and the end everlasting life." - Romans 6:22 Some Christian preachers make it too easy read more..

06 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Concert Dreams

Not that I need reminding, but time flies much too fast. When I was a teenager, I used to whine to my parents, "Just once I would like to see Aerosmith in concert before I die."The other day my 13-yea... read more..

05 Sep

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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130 Cats

I don't speak Russian. But I think the story about this cat person goes something like this. Announcer: "Welcome back. Now we have another story about a crazy person.&nbs read more..

04 Sep

Shirley Choat

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2 min read

Good Morning 09-05

"Keep thy foot when thou goest to the house of God, and be more ready to hear than to give the sacrifice of fools; for they consider not that they do evil." Ecclesiastes 5:1 Ev read more..

04 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Car Sale

Judi tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had 250,000 miles.One day, she told her problem to a friend she worked with at a salon. Her friend told her... read more..

04 Sep

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3028

<1min

Laser Magic

I suppose that if anyone had a powerful enough laser it would be easy to do magic with it. After all, vaporizing things is perhaps the best way to make them disappear. Jason Latimer, howe read more..

04 Sep

Shirley Choat

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2 min read

Good Morning 09-04

"I delight to do Thy will, O My God." - Psalm 40:8 These words, expressing profound joy in the service of God and mankind, came from the lips of our blessed LORD and Redeemer. T read more..

03 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Sermon Comment

After a very long and boring sermon the parishioners filed out of the church saying nothing to the preacher. Towards the end of the line was a thoughtful person who always commented on the sermons. “P... read more..

03 Sep

Shirley Choat

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2 min read

Good Morning 09-03

"There is nothing better for a man than that his soul should enjoy good in his labor." - Ecclesiastes 2:24 Many Christians mistakenly think that pastoring a church, teaching Bib read more..

01 Sep

Shirley Choat

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2 min read

Good Morning 09-02

This is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it. "Whoever desires to come after Me, let him deny himself, and take up his cross, and follow Me." - Mark 8:34 read more..

01 Sep

Shirley Choat

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2 min read

Good Morning 09-01

"Godliness is profitable unto all things, having the promise of the life that now is and of that which is to come." - 1 Timothy 4:8 As Christians we feel that there is absolutely read more..

TP Commercial

Pupil's Question

Good Morning 09-16

Water Baptism

Good Morning 09-15

Good Morning 09-14

Cell Phone Find

Laughing Baby

Good Morning 09-13

Smuggler Prosecution

Good Morning 09-12

Main Event Win

Good Morning 09-11

Panda Sneeze

Help Line

Good Morning 09-09

Door to Door Do's and Don'ts

Good Morning 09-08

Fly Catch

Good Morning 09-07

Concert Dreams

130 Cats

Good Morning 09-05

Car Sale

Laser Magic

Good Morning 09-04

Sermon Comment

Good Morning 09-03

Good Morning 09-02

Good Morning 09-01

Laughs

Encouragement

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