Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23135 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Good Morning 03-29
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
3196
2 min read

Good Morning 03-29

The Third Word From The Cross "Woman, behold thy Son!,... Behold thy Mother!" - John 19:25-27   A pleading prayer for His enemies, a solemn pledge to the penitent thief, a lovi read more..
Good Morning 03-29
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2782
2 min read

Good Morning 03-29

The Third Word From The Cross   "Woman, behold thy Son!,... Behold thy Mother!" - John 19:25-27   A pleading prayer for His enemies, a solemn pledge to the penitent thief, read more..
Happy Birthday Line
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5487
<1min

Happy Birthday Line

Because of a minor infraction, a shipmate of mine aboard the USS Reeves, bound for Japan, was busted one rank, fined and given extra duty for three weeks. Looking forward to celebrating his 21st birt... read more..
Priory Priority
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
9729
<1min

Priory Priority

The 104-year-old building that had served as the priory and primary student residence of the small Catholic university where I work was about to be demolished. As the wrecker's ball began to strike, I... read more..
Good Morning 03-28
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2996
2 min read

Good Morning 03-28

Second Word From The Cross   "Verily I say unto Thee,Today shalt thou be with Me in Paradise." - Luke 23:42-43   Three crosses stood on Calvary. The Cross in the middle was read more..
College Nerves
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4931
<1min

College Nerves

While touring the University with some college-bound friends, I saw an advertisement that summed up the pre-college anxieties we were all feeling.  Posted in a campus restaurant was this read more..
One Wheel
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3082
<1min

One Wheel

Just when you thought a unicycle was a small as you could - so far as cycles go - along comes the wheel.  I know it's a waste of time to re-invent the wheel, but evidently it's been don read more..
Good Morning 03-27
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2974
2 min read

Good Morning 03-27

First Word from the Cross--   "Father, forgive them; for they know not what they do." Luke 23:34   You might like to read Matt. 18:21-35   He prayed this prayer man read more..
Dad and Surgeon
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5018
<1min

Dad and Surgeon

This older man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renown surgeon, perform the operation.  As he was about to receive the anesthesia he asked to sp read more..
Military Man
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3819
<1min

Military Man

A career military man, who had retired as a Master Sergeant, was telling the new recruits how he handled officers during his years of service."It didn't matter a hoot if he was a full bird colonel, Ma... read more..
Good Morning 03-26
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2634
3 min read

Good Morning 03-26

Words from the Cross - BEFORE THE FIRST WORD   In just 47 words our LORD'S ministry of preaching came to an end. No lawyer ever made a better closing statement. In His seven last words read more..
Major League Snacks
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5202
<1min

Major League Snacks

I took my son to his first Major League baseball game when he was four.  The game was delayed, so we spent our time talking and eating everything the concession had to offer: Hot dogs, pretz... read more..
The Mysterious Church
Sermons
Pastor Tim
4136
<1min

The Mysterious Church

Sometimes the wonderful greatness of God's plan for the church can be lost amongst the many things we get distracted by when considering or talking about church. Listen Online: {audio}podca read more..
Good Morning 03-25
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2693
3 min read

Good Morning 03-25

This is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it.   Isa. 43:16-21 Phil. 3:4-14 Luke 20:9-20* Psalm 28   *When we first read this parable of Jesus, we don't l read more..
Beef Prices
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3437
<1min

Beef Prices

It's a summer holiday weekend and a man walks into a butcher shop which has a sign in the window saying "Ground Sirloin: 29 cents per pound" The man says, "I'm having a cookout this weekend. I'd like ... read more..
Good Morning 03-24
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2624
2 min read

Good Morning 03-24

The Blessings of the Cross - AN EVENING PRAYER   Jesus gives the Beatitudes - Matthew 5:1-12   Lord, have mercy...Upon the world...This holy season look down with pity upon all the chi read more..
Business Report
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5787
<1min

Business Report

My company had a successful year, and at the annual meeting, employees eagerly awaited the general manager's report on the performance of our branch.  "You are the role models of o read more..
Hamster Care
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3260
<1min

Hamster Care

After buying her kids a pet hamster, after they PROMISED they would take care of it, Mom, as usual, ended up with the responsibility.One evening, exasperated, she asked them, "How many times do you th... read more..
Good Morning 03-23
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
3309
3 min read

Good Morning 03-23

The Blessings of the Cross - PRAYER   "Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you. For everyone who asks receives; he who seeks read more..
Nine Letter Word
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
4734
<1min

Nine Letter Word

It drives me nuts that so many people have abandoned basic English in their e-mailing and online messaging.  Don't get me wrong.  I am no master of the English language and I am not on read more..
English Time
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5149
<1min

English Time

In my English-as-a-second-language class, I explained the difference between a watch and a clock.  I told the students that when it was a large timepiece on a wall and not attached to your read more..
Golf Quitter
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3812
<1min

Golf Quitter

Two men were chatting casually at work over the water cooler. The conversation turned to golf and one asked the other, "Do you play?""Yes, the younger man replied, "I used to, but I quit because I was... read more..
Magnet Comeback
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5536
<1min

Magnet Comeback

My friend's husband always teases her about her lack of interest in household chores.  One day he came home with a gag gift, a refrigerator magnet that read: "Martha Stewart doesn& read more..
Color Words
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3946
<1min

Color Words

If you can read the word "quickly" slowly, or you can say the word "backwards" forwards, you may just do well with this little exercise (which thankfully is not part of the requi read more..
Good Morning 03-21
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2893
3 min read

Good Morning 03-21

The blessings of the Cross - A LIVING WORD   "You were not redeemed with corruptible things, but with the precious blood of Christ. He was chosen before the creation of the world, but read more..
Call to Principal
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4664
<1min

Call to Principal

The telephone rings in the principal's office at a school. "Hello, this is Dunn Elementary," answers the principal. "Hi. Jimmy won't be able to come to school all next we... read more..
Love Campaign
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3344
<1min

Love Campaign

The young suitor was determined to win the heart of the girl he wanted to marry, in spite of her rejection of his proposals a number of times.He began what can only be called "Campaigning" and sent he... read more..
Find Middle
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2463
<1min

Find Middle

I am a middle of the road kind of guy.  I like my tea neither weak nor strong, I enjoy life without constant emotional extremes, I am often in the middle of people trying to sort out disagreement... read more..
Good Morning 03-20
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2629
2 min read

Good Morning 03-20

The Blessings of the Cross - A LIVING RELIGION   "If we live, we live to the LORD; and if we die, we die to the LORD. So whether we live or die, we belong to the LORD." - Romans 14 read more..
Bible Hunt
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3247
<1min

Bible Hunt

One fellow was violently tearing through his Bible in a desperate search when a friend came up and asked, "Is something wrong?""Yes," he said, "I can't remember if the Thanksgiving story is in the Old... read more..
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