Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23133 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Pastors, Vicars, Expectations, Criticism
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3016
<1min

Pastors, Vicars, Expectations, Criticism

Can a Vicar ever win? If he visit’s his flock he’s nosey. If he doesn’t - he’s lazy or a snob. If he preaches longer than 10 minutes it’s too long. If he doesn’t - he can’t be bothered to prepare fo... read more..
Eternal Place
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3382
<1min

Eternal Place

A Catholic, a Baptist, and a Presbyterian all die and go to heaven. St. Peter comes around to the Pearly Gates and leads them through to a hallway lined with doors. These, he explains, lead to the pla... read more..
Quote #2128
Quotes
Susan Davis
1235
<1min

Quote #2128

"When I started counting my blessings, my whole life turned around." - Willie Nelson read more..
One-Liner #1691
One-liners
Susan Davis
1162
<1min

One-Liner #1691

Relationships are a lot like algebra ... have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?... read more..
Money Call
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4006
<1min

Money Call

A young man was having some money problems, and needed $200 to get his car fixed and road-worthy again but had run out of people to borrow from. So, he calls his parents via the operator, reverses the... read more..
Progress, Progress?
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2880
2 min read

Progress, Progress?

You know you are living in the 21st century when ... . Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not have e-mail addresses. . You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4770 - October 9, 2022
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
138
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4770 - October 9, 2022

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone - and Happy Thanksgiving in Canada! Grandma Cybersalt and I headed up island yesterday and had a fun day with tw... read more..
Cybersalt News - October 9, 2022
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1030
<1min

Cybersalt News - October 9, 2022

Sunday greetings, everyone - and Happy Thanksgiving in Canada! Grandma Cybersalt and I headed up island yesterday and had a fun day with two of our kids and their families. We had a great turkey meal... read more..
Quote #2127
Quotes
Susan Davis
1179
<1min

Quote #2127

"Joy is the simplest form of gratitude." - Karl Barth read more..
One-Liner #1690
One-liners
Susan Davis
1320
<1min

One-Liner #1690

I changed my password to "incorrect", so whenever I forget what it is the computer will say, "Your password is incorrect."... read more..
Gratefulness
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2695
<1min

Gratefulness

Billy Brown decided it was time to buy a new house, so he decided to sell his old house and put the matter in a real estate agent's hands. The agent wrote up a sales blurb for the house that made won... read more..
Nice Calf
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2789
<1min

Nice Calf

Moses broke the ten commandments.... read more..
Getting Out
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3781
<1min

Getting Out

During a field exercise at Camp Lejeune, N.C., my squad was on a night patrol through some thick brush. Halfway through, we realized we'd lost our map. The patrol navigator informed us, "Our odds are... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4769 - October 6, 2022
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
106
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4769 - October 6, 2022

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! I am wondering if anyone out there has a website that needs a redo or major redesign? A refugee we have bee... read more..
Cybersalt News - October 6, 2022
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1026
2 min read

Cybersalt News - October 6, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I am wondering if anyone out there has a website that needs a redo or major redesign? A refugee we have been in contact with for many years has lost the financial help... read more..
Pocket Taser
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4034
3 min read

Pocket Taser

This was written by a guy who purchased his lovely wife a "pocket Taser" for their anniversary. Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion w... read more..
Quote #2126
Quotes
Susan Davis
1249
<1min

Quote #2126

"The wind is rising, and the air is wild with leaves. We have had our summer evenings; now for October eves!" – Humbert Wolfe read more..
One-Liner #1689
One-liners
Susan Davis
1193
<1min

One-Liner #1689

Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus ... or a really cool opotamus? - Mitch Hedberg... read more..
Gardening Help
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
7230
<1min

Gardening Help

An old man living alone in South Armagh, whose only son was in Long Kesh Prison, didn't have anyone to dig his garden for his potatoes.  So he wrote to his son about his predicament. The son sen... read more..
Moray Music
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
5764
<1min

Moray Music

Listening to choral music is an acquired taste.... read more..
Fortune Cookies, Future, Occult
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2605
<1min

Fortune Cookies, Future, Occult

Found in a fortune cookie: "You are a poor, pathetic, gullible fool who seeks advice from bakery products."... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4768 - October 2, 2022
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
105
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4768 - October 2, 2022

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone - and welcome to October! Grandma Cybersalt and I have seasons passes for the local Imax theatre. I realize that... read more..
Cybersalt News - October 2, 2022
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1079
<1min

Cybersalt News - October 2, 2022

Sunday greetings, everyone - and welcome to October! Grandma Cybersalt and I have seasons passes for the local Imax theatre. I realize that make us sound kind of old, but it actually helps keep us lo... read more..
Why God Gave Me a Tongue
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1613
4 min read

Why God Gave Me a Tongue

One thing about getting older is that you begin to understand the old saying that you don’t know what you don’t know. It has been so true for me. When I think I know everything, something comes up tha... read more..
Quote #2125
Quotes
Susan Davis
1131
<1min

Quote #2125

“What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness.” – John Steinbeck... read more..
One-Liner #1688
One-liners
Susan Davis
1166
<1min

One-Liner #1688

The problem with kleptomaniacs is that they always take things literally.... read more..
Bible Reading
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2839
<1min

Bible Reading

When I was about 20 yrs. old I was asked by a Minister in our church who my favorite fictional author was. I told him I was reading the complete works of Sherlock Holmes by Doyle. He asked if I skipp... read more..
Travel Deal
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3784
<1min

Travel Deal

A travel agent said to his customer, "I can get you three days and two nights in Rome for a hundred bucks." "How come so cheap?" replied the customer. The travel agent told her, "The days are July 1... read more..
Worrying in Vein
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
5559
<1min

Worrying in Vein

Cholesterophobia: The fear of frying.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4767 - September 29, 2022
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
120
6 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4767 - September 29, 2022

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new devotional from Rev. Suneel Barkat on the Cybersalt Site (link below). Thanks to Cybersaltine Wal... read more..
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