Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23133 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Parenting Challenges
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3365
<1min

Parenting Challenges

As a member of the organization that installs computer systems aboard Navy ships, I am mindful of how important the off-ship e-mail capabilities are to sailor morale, especially when some vessels are ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4642 - May 6, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
125
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4642 - May 6, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Thank you, everyone, for your patience and kind words after last Thursday's mailing was skipped due to the pain ... read more..
Cybersalt News - May 6, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1086
2 min read

Cybersalt News - May 6, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thank you, everyone, for your patience and kind words after last Thursday's mailing was skipped due to the pain in my right foot. I'll be honest, "Arthur" really delivered ... read more..
Passing Cries
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4149
<1min

Passing Cries

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!" The man immediately leans out... read more..
Quote #2005
Quotes
Susan Davis
1372
<1min

Quote #2005

  "A preacher's life should be a commentary of his doctrine; his practice should be a counterpart of his sermons." - Thomas Brooks read more..
One-Liner #1568
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1568

She suffers in silence louder than anyone I know!... read more..
It's in the Mail
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3069
<1min

It's in the Mail

General Mills makes Corn Chex, Rice Chex, etc. If the Post company bought these brands, then I have a new product for them. Take some Wheat Chex, add pieces of fresh dates and a little cinnamon and s... read more..
Doctor Scream
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2460
<1min

Doctor Scream

While sitting on the train one day, the man next to me started screaming, "Call me a doctor! Call me a doctor!" I asked, "Are you sick?" "No," he replied, "I just graduated from medical school."... read more..
Social Showdown
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4190
<1min

Social Showdown

Two older women, Colleen and Melinda, who were rivals in a social circle met at a party at their country club. "My dear," said Melinda, "Are those real pearls?" "They are," replied Colleen. "Of cou... read more..
Stamp Quality
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
6005
<1min

Stamp Quality

When Stalin completed 25 years of his rule over Russia, he wanted a special postage stamp issued, with his picture on it. He so instructed the Postmaster General, stressing that it should be of inter... read more..
What Would the World Be without Apple Fritters?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1814
4 min read

What Would the World Be without Apple Fritters?

Stress is not something new in my life or anybody else's, for that matter. The thing about stress is that you never get used to it, or at least I don't. I don't know what I would do if one week I had ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4641 - May 2, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
122
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4641 - May 2, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone! Sorry for there being no mailing last Chicken Thursday. Every now and then I have a touch of arthritis in my rig... read more..
Cybersalt News - May 2, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1063
2 min read

Cybersalt News - May 2, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! Sorry for there being no mailing last Chicken Thursday. Every now and then I have a touch of arthritis in my right foot and a really bad flare up had me stuck on the couch ... read more..
Stereotypes
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2370
<1min

Stereotypes

Following a heavy-metal rock concert, one punk rocker stopped at the front desk of the hotel and asked if she had any messages. The desk clerk handed her an unsigned note, and she asked for a descript... read more..
Butting Out
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2917
<1min

Butting Out

I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. ~Steven Pearl... read more..
Order Debt
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3834
<1min

Order Debt

A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling a great deal of money. The distributor noticed that the previous bill hadn't been paid. The collections manager left a v... read more..
Quote #2004
Quotes
Susan Davis
1422
<1min

Quote #2004

  A little girl asked her brother, "What is love?" He replied, "Love is when you steal chocolate from my lunch bag everyday and I still put it in the same place." - Unknown read more..
One-Liner #1567
One-liners
Susan Davis
1390
<1min

One-Liner #1567

Vacation: What you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking all along!... read more..
New Normal: If It's Free, It Ain't for Me
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1844
4 min read

New Normal: If It's Free, It Ain't for Me

Once when I wore a younger man's suit I would take anything free. I assumed it was my right to get something free. Then I had a conversation with my grandfather. If anybody knew how to squeeze a... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4640 - April 25, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
121
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4640 - April 25, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone! The news today is that I can hardly wait until Wednesday to follow up on some of your replies to the news on Wed... read more..
Cybersalt News - April 25, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1270
<1min

Cybersalt News - April 25, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! The news today is that I can hardly wait until Wednesday to follow up on some of your replies to the news on Wednesday. Some of you are a real hoot! Today's video share is... read more..
Quote #2003
Quotes
Susan Davis
2045
<1min

Quote #2003

"Remember, despite how open, peaceful, and loving you attempt to be, people can only meet you as deeply as they've met themselves."  - Matt Kahn read more..
One-Liner #1566
One-liners
Susan Davis
1488
<1min

One-Liner #1566

She drives a vehicle that costs $1,000 a mile ... a shopping cart.... read more..
Nesting Birds
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4735
2 min read

Nesting Birds

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober A Goober named Pam is appearing on "Who Wants To Be A Milli... read more..
Nap on My Watch!
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3008
<1min

Nap on My Watch!

“Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.”... read more..
Hints, Communication, Marriage, Lesson Learned
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2801
<1min

Hints, Communication, Marriage, Lesson Learned

My father, a submariner, was often out at sea for family occasions. As a result, he sometimes forgot about them. One year he missed my mother's birthday. Unfortunately, it was impossible for her to t... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4639 - April 22, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
135
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4639 - April 22, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! There is lots of news to catch up on this week. First of all, last week I asked if anyone could tell me what it ... read more..
Cybersalt News - April 22, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1195
2 min read

Cybersalt News - April 22, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is lots of news to catch up on this week. First of all, last week I asked if anyone could tell me what it said on my t-shirt in my vaccination picture. Congratulatio... read more..
Natural Laws
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3837
<1min

Natural Laws

"The Law of Volunteering"If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead. "The Law of Avoiding Oversell"When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse. "The La read more..
Quote #2002
Quotes
Susan Davis
1468
<1min

Quote #2002

"In a society that profits from your self-doubt, liking yourself is a rebellious act." - Unknown read more..
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