Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23133 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Fed Up
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4668
<1min

Fed Up

Long ago, on New York's lower east side, Mrs. Spinelli and Mrs. Goldberg were bragging as they stood with their friends about their respective abilities to overfeed dinner guests. With evident pride,... read more..
Green Perspective
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1898
<1min

Green Perspective

A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport. "These hills are getting steeper as the years go by," one complained. "These fairways seem to be getting longer too,... read more..
Quote #1816
Quotes
Susan Davis
2102
<1min

Quote #1816

  "Stop trying to make everybody happy. You aren't chocolate." - Toby Mac #SpeakLife read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4445 - April 21, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
112
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4445 - April 21, 2019

Cybersalt News Note: A technical issue prevented last Sunday's mailing from going out. So I'm resurrecting it for today. ;-) Easter Sunday greetings everyone - the Lord is Risen! This week, question read more..
Cybersalt News - April 21, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1182
<1min

Cybersalt News - April 21, 2019

Easter Sunday greetings everyone - the Lord is Risen! This week, questions arise when Rev. James Snyder eats only one cookie, many times over. You can read "A Cookie Isn’t a Cookie Unless You Ca... read more..
A Cookie Isn’t a Cookie Unless You Can Sneak It
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2218
4 min read

A Cookie Isn’t a Cookie Unless You Can Sneak It

The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I enjoy one glorious connection; she loves to bake and I love to eat what she bakes. I did not marry her because of her baking skills because I did not know... read more..
Jelly Bean Prayer
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2836
<1min

Jelly Bean Prayer

Red is for the blood He gave. Green is for the grass He made. Yellow is for the sun so bright. Orange is for the edge of night. Blue is for the sins we made. White is for the grace He gave. Purple is... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4444 - April 18, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
117
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4444 - April 18, 2019

  Issue #4444                           Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! If you like the number 4 then today is day f read more..
Cybersalt News - April 18, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1207
<1min

Cybersalt News - April 18, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! If you like the number 4 then today is day for you - behold, CleanLaugh Digest #4444! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..
Quote #1814
Quotes
Susan Davis
2021
<1min

Quote #1814

"I consider the success of my day based on the seeds I sow, not the harvest I reap." - Robert Louis Stevenson read more..
Current Shuffle
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1942
<1min

Current Shuffle

Is collating still a thing? Sort of.... read more..
One-liner #1372
One-liners
Susan Davis
1878
<1min

One-liner #1372

Self-Annihilating Sentences If he were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave!... read more..
Who's a Moron
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4428
<1min

Who's a Moron

After my 11 year old son did something really dumb, I called him a "moron." He looked at me like he was saying, "Dad, do you know anything?" He finally said "Dad I looked 'moron' up in the dictionar... read more..
Puppy Love
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6041
<1min

Puppy Love

For months he had been her devoted admirer. Now, at long last, he had collected up sufficient courage to ask her the most momentous of all questions: "There are quite a lot of advantages to being a b... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4443 - April 14, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
110
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4443 - April 14, 2019

  Issue #4443                           Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! This week Rev. James Snyder comes to the res read more..
Cybersalt News - April 14, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1138
<1min

Cybersalt News - April 14, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! This week Rev. James Snyder comes to the rescue when his wife reports a bee swarming - only to find the "problem" was a different set of wings. You can read "What It W... read more..
Sad Review
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1953
<1min

Sad Review

They said my writing was emotionally one dimensional; it hurt my feeling.... read more..
One-liner #1371
One-liners
Susan Davis
1747
<1min

One-liner #1371

Self-Annihilating Sentence: Complaints I may be omniscient, but don't expect me to know everything.... read more..
Quote #1813
Quotes
Susan Davis
2243
<1min

Quote #1813

"The early church had no building, no money, and no political influence. And they turned the world upside-down." - J. D. Greear read more..
What It Was, Was a Hummingbird
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1880
4 min read

What It Was, Was a Hummingbird

Even as old as I am, there are still things I fear. I do not want to make a list, I’m afraid to. When I have conquered one fear, another one knocks on the door and introduces itself to me. Out of resp... read more..
Travelling Too Light
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3887
<1min

Travelling Too Light

A joke from back in the day when people needed a paper ticket to board an airplane ... A porter loaded down with suitcases followed the couple to the airline check-in counter. As they approached the... read more..
Sunday Prayer
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1937
<1min

Sunday Prayer

A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What is prayer?" One of her pupils answered, "That's a message sent to God at night and on Sundays when the rates are lower."... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4442 - April 11, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
103
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4442 - April 11, 2019

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim Today's CleanLaugh Turtle Accident Two snails were standing on the side of the road, a turtle stopped and s read more..
Cybersalt News - April 11, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1189
<1min

Cybersalt News - April 11, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..
Texas Three Kick Rule
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4603
2 min read

Texas Three Kick Rule

A big city California lawyer went duck hunting in rural Texas. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elde... read more..
Quote #1812
Quotes
Susan Davis
1852
<1min

Quote #1812

"How deep is the mud? Depends on who you ask. We all go through the same stuff differently." - unknown read more..
One-liner #1370
One-liners
Susan Davis
1763
<1min

One-liner #1370

Self-Annihilating Sentence: Complaints Health foods make me sick.... read more..
Dominoes Better than Your Mother
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1971
<1min

Dominoes Better than Your Mother

I always wanted to be a Gregorian Monk, but I never got the chants.... read more..
Turtle Accident
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
7333
<1min

Turtle Accident

Two snails were standing on the side of the road, a turtle stopped and said, "Do you guys want a ride on my back"? One of the snails took him up on his offer and off he went. As the turtle reached t... read more..
Perspective
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2662
<1min

Perspective

Traveling through New England a motorist stopped for gas in a tiny village. "What type of town is this?" he asked the station attendant. "All depends," the native drawled. "Do you mean by them that... read more..
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