Monthly Archive

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One-liner #1329
One-liners
Susan Davis
2379
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One-liner #1329

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing!... read more..
Quote #1770
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1770

"We need to care less about whether our children are academically gifted & more about whether they sit with the lonely kid in the cafeteria." - unknown read more..
Honesty of a Child
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1907
<1min

Honesty of a Child

"Peter!" his mother scolded, "There were two cookies in the pantry this morning but now there's only one! Do you have an explanation?" Peter replied, "It must have been too dark and I didn't see the read more..
Number Eighteen
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4945
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Number Eighteen

A first-time prisoner is placed in his cell with a cellmate. Before long it is time for "lights out" and the cell-block becomes dark nearly silent. Eventually, a voice from across the cell-block crie... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4395 - October 21, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
111
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4395 - October 21, 2018

  Issue #4395                           Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! My apologies that there have been no Mailing read more..
Cybersalt News - October 21, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1136
<1min

Cybersalt News - October 21, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! My apologies that there have been no Mailings for the past two weeks. Earlier this month we lost a family friend and we took some time and made some space apart from some o... read more..
One-liner #1328
One-liners
Susan Davis
1952
<1min

One-liner #1328

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFERS from diarrhea, does that mean that one enjoys it?... read more..
Quote #1769
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1769

"A writer who says that there are no truths, or that all truth is 'merely relative,' is asking you not to believe him. So don't." - Roger Scruton, Modern Philosophy: An Introduction and Survey read more..
One-liner #1327
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-liner #1327

If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.... read more..
Quote #1768
Quotes
Susan Davis
2679
<1min

Quote #1768

"Holding a grudge doesn't make you strong; it makes you bitter. Forgiving doesn't make you weak; it sets you free." - Dave Willis read more..
One-liner #1326
One-liners
Susan Davis
2050
<1min

One-liner #1326

The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it's still on the list.... read more..
Quote #1767
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1767

"Do not have your concert first, and then tune your instrument afterwards. Begin the day with the Word of God and prayer, and get first of all into harmony with Him." - Hudson Taylor read more..
One-liner #1325
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-liner #1325

PLOT TWIST: Maybe eating a doughnut wasn't cheating on my diet; maybe going on a diet was cheating on my doughnuts.... read more..
Quote #1766
Quotes
Susan Davis
2413
<1min

Quote #1766

"God doesn't love a future version of you. He loves you!" - Matt Chandler read more..
Home Has Never Been Sweeter
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
4178
4 min read

Home Has Never Been Sweeter

If the good Lord ever intended me to travel as much as I have been traveling, I'm sure He would have given me wings. I like the idea of traveling; it is the actual traveling that gets me. The only goo... read more..
Bakery Ban
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2754
<1min

Bakery Ban

Someone posted they had just baked some synonym buns. I replied, "You mean just like the ones grammar use to make?" Now I'm blocked.... read more..
Quote #1765
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1765

"Listening is the highest form of hospitality ... not to change people but offering them space where change can take place." - Henri Nouwen read more..
One-liner #1324
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-liner #1324

How to parallel park: Park somewhere else.... read more..
Cybersalt News - October 03, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - October 03, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! If you follow my YouTube channel where I teach how to use and maintain a website built in Joomla (https://www.youtube.com/user/basicjoomla) you will recognize the name of a... read more..
Quote #1764
Quotes
Susan Davis
2214
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Quote #1764

"A man may study because his brain is hungry for knowledge, even Bible knowledge. But he prays because his soul is hungry for GOD." - Leonard Ravenhill read more..
Mrs. Johnson
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4575
<1min

Mrs. Johnson

A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that he had called her a pig. The man was found guilty and fined. After the trial he asked the judge, "This means that I cannot call... read more..
Honest Teenager
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2178
<1min

Honest Teenager

A teenage girl had just been given family-car privileges. One Friday night she returned home very late from a party. The next morning her father went out to the driveway to get the newspaper and came... read more..
Goober Loot
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Goober Loot

If you are wondering what a goober is, you can see one here. Two goobers, Bob and Joe, decided to rob a bank and all they get away with are two sacks, so they keep one each. After a while, they meet... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4394 - October 3, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
101
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4394 - October 3, 2018

  Issue #4394                           Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! If you follow my YouTube channel where I tea read more..
Whiskered Thrower
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2136
<1min

Whiskered Thrower

If a bearded man makes vases is he a hairy potter?... read more..
One-liner #1323
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-liner #1323

The human brain is amazing; it functions 24/7 from the day we're born and only stops when you're taking a test or speaking to someone attractive.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4393 - September 30, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
110
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4393 - September 30, 2018

  Issue #4393                           Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! I've been so busy hanging wallpaper with my read more..
Cybersalt News - September 30, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1290
2 min read

Cybersalt News - September 30, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! I've been so busy hanging wallpaper with my one arm that I totally forgot that this past Friday, September 28th, was the 20th Anniversary of Cybersalt! Some day I hope to ... read more..
If This Is Autumn, What Was Summer?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2403
4 min read

If This Is Autumn, What Was Summer?

I must confess that in the Parsonage there are times of confusion. It has nothing to do with age; it has everything to do with the human brain that is undernourished. The Gracious Mistress of the Par... read more..
Honesty
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3242
<1min

Honesty

Serving as a Marine recruiter in western North Carolina, I found a young man who met all the requirements and was ready to enlist. I explained the importance of being truthful in the application, and ... read more..
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