Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23134 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Honesty
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3242
<1min

Honesty

Serving as a Marine recruiter in western North Carolina, I found a young man who met all the requirements and was ready to enlist. I explained the importance of being truthful in the application, and ... read more..
Rifle Tech Support
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4140
<1min

Rifle Tech Support

It was decided at Microsoft, during a brilliant brainstorming session, that military service would improve the skills and discipline of their finest technician. So off to boot camp he went. At the ri... read more..
Digital Praise
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1981
<1min

Digital Praise

Big shout out to my fingers! I can always count on them.... read more..
Quote #1763
Quotes
Susan Davis
2387
<1min

Quote #1763

"Arguing about God's existence, I hold, is like arguing about air. You may affirm that air exists, and I that it does not. But as we debate the point, we are both breathing air all the time." - Cor read more..
One-liner #1322
One-liners
Susan Davis
1957
<1min

One-liner #1322

Every Tom, Dick, and Harry is called John.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4392 - September 27, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
108
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4392 - September 27, 2018

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thanks to subscriber M. Robertson who shared a chicken picture with me this week. I've added it to the Funny Pictures area of the Cybersalt site at:www.cybe read more..
Cybersalt News - September 27, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1205
<1min

Cybersalt News - September 27, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thanks to subscriber M. Robertson who shared a chicken picture with me this week. I've added it to the Funny Pictures area of the Cybersalt site at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-... read more..
Chicken Valley
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
3568
<1min

Chicken Valley

We might not get to eat this one! ... read more..
Font Off
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2067
<1min

Font Off

Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here!"... read more..
Broken Lawnmower
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4999
<1min

Broken Lawnmower

When the power mower broke and wouldn't run, I kept hinting to my husband that he ought to get it fixed, but somehow the 'message' never sank in. Finally, I thought of a clever way to make my point. ... read more..
Foolishness
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3071
<1min

Foolishness

The two teenagers were arrested for disorderly conduct. The police sergeant told them they were entitled to a phone call. Sometime later a man entered the station and asked for them by name. The serg... read more..
Car Ads
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4418
<1min

Car Ads

If the car ad claims these items, it really means: - rough condition = too bad to lie about - parts car = beyond repair - immaculate = recently washed - engine quiet = if you use 90-weight oi... read more..
Quote #1762
Quotes
Susan Davis
2324
<1min

Quote #1762

"Every generation of Christians has to learn that whining is an affront against God's sovereignty and goodness." - D. A. Carson read more..
One-liner #1321
One-liners
Susan Davis
1821
<1min

One-liner #1321

I didn't hear that!... read more..
Financial Tip Of The Week: Pay Attention
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2032
4 min read

Financial Tip Of The Week: Pay Attention

Enjoying a casual evening at home, reclining in my favorite easy chair reading, while the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage was chatting on the telephone. I seldom pay attention to phone conversation... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4391 - September 23, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
110
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4391 - September 23, 2018

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings! I can neither confirm nor deny that I play Pokemon Go, but if I did I imagine that I might have more gifts to send than I have friends to send them too in that game. read more..
Cybersalt News - September 23, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1147
<1min

Cybersalt News - September 23, 2018

Sunday greetings! I can neither confirm nor deny that I play Pokemon Go, but if I did I imagine that I might have more gifts to send than I have friends to send them too in that game. Also, and this ... read more..
Starch Mobile
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1885
<1min

Starch Mobile

My sister didn't believe that I could build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta.... read more..
Foolish Rage
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1940
<1min

Foolish Rage

On the Upper West Side lived a man who was a very militant atheist but he sent his son to Trinity School because, despite its Christian roots, it was a great school. After a month, the boy comes home ... read more..
Women Drivers
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4786
<1min

Women Drivers

(Don't judge a joke by its title.) Driving to town this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her face up next read more..
Quote #1761
Quotes
Susan Davis
2172
<1min

Quote #1761

"Parenting was much easier when I was raising my non-existent kids hypothetically." - Unknown read more..
Curiosity Bang
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1998
<1min

Curiosity Bang

There was once a small boy who banged a drum all day and loved every moment of it. He would not be quiet, no matter what anyone else said or did. Various attempts were made to do something about the c... read more..
F1 - Help
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4717
<1min

F1 - Help

My friend was on duty in the main computer lab on a quiet afternoon when he noticed a young woman sitting in front of one of the workstations with her arms crossed across her chest, staring at the scr... read more..
One-liner #1320
One-liners
Susan Davis
1838
<1min

One-liner #1320

She ran the gamut of emotions - from A to B.... read more..
Ugliest Man in the World
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
5255
<1min

Ugliest Man in the World

One day, Hercules, Snow White and the Quazzimodo (Hunchback of Notre Dame) were standing around talking. Hercules spoke up and said, "I bet I am the strongest man in the world." Snow White then ... read more..
Drape Alternative
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2496
<1min

Drape Alternative

So grateful somebody invented window blinds or it would be curtains for all of us!... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4390 - September 20, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
114
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4390 - September 20, 2018

  Issue #4390                           Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!  ~ P read more..
Cybersalt News - September 20, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1246
<1min

Cybersalt News - September 20, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!  ~ Pastor Tim... read more..
Quote #1760
Quotes
Susan Davis
2284
<1min

Quote #1760

"Spin cheerfully, not tearfully; He knows the way you plod. Spin carefully, spin prayerfully; but leave the thread to God." - Unknown read more..
One-liner #1319
One-liners
Susan Davis
1997
<1min

One-liner #1319

The solution makes the problem more difficult.... read more..
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