Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23138 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
One-liner #1021
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1021

If you love something, let it go: unless it's balloons.... read more..
One-liner #1020
One-liners
Pastor Tim
2014
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One-liner #1020

Six ways I plan to overcome procrastination: 1.... read more..
One-liner #1019
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1972
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One-liner #1019

If I was a mortician I'd tie the shoe laces of dead people together, so if there ever was a zombie apocalypse it would be hilarious.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4067 - April 4, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
102
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4067 - April 4, 2016

Cybersalt News There is a new Funny Car Pictures on the Cybersalt Site today. You will find "Warm the Truck Up" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/warm-the-truck-up Enjoy the rest of today's ma read more..
Cybersalt News - April 4, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1541
<1min

Cybersalt News - April 4, 2016

There is a new Funny Car Pictures on the Cybersalt Site today. You will find "Warm the Truck Up" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/warm-the-truck-up Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4066 - April 3, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
101
<1min

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4066 - April 3, 2016

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! Today on the Cybersalt Site there is a new devotional from my good, personal, lives across the gravel pit from me friend, Dr. Harold McNabb. "Go Slow!" is t read more..
Cybersalt News - April 3, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1525
<1min

Cybersalt News - April 3, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone! Today on the Cybersalt Site there is a new devotional from my good, personal, lives across the gravel pit from me friend, Dr. Harold McNabb. "Go Slow!" is the story of a ve... read more..
Warm the Truck Up
Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
5521
<1min

Warm the Truck Up

Jim quickly regretted yelling at his wife to go warm the truck up. ... read more..
Things You Would Never Know Without the Movies
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3245
2 min read

Things You Would Never Know Without the Movies

- It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting. - A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty. - If you decide to start dancing in the stre read more..
Slow Down!
Dr. Harold McNabb
Dr. Harold McNabb
6725
5 min read

Slow Down!

The highway was bare, not a car was in sight and bright moonlight on fields of surrounding snow on this January night made for easy visibility—I hardly even needed headlights.I had been away for the b... read more..
Quote #1466
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1466

We will never be the person we wish to be, but that’s no excuse to be a jerk. We will never be the person we wish to be, but we can die trying. – Leonard Sweet read more..
Airborne Recruiting
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5042
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Airborne Recruiting

After enlisting in the 82nd Airborne Division, I eagerly asked my Recruiter what I could expect from jump school. "Well," he said, "its three weeks long." "What else," I asked. "The first week they... read more..
Fibs, Truth, Honor
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2449
<1min

Fibs, Truth, Honor

Common, Everyday Fibs * The check is in the mail. * I'll start my diet tomorrow. * We service what we sell. * Give me your number and the doctor will call you right back. * Money cheerfully refun... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4065 - April 2, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
91
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4065 - April 2, 2016

Cybersalt News There is a new funny car picture on the Cybersalt site today. Being married to a trades-person isn't always the blessing some imagine, as you will see in "Plumber Repair" at:www.cyber read more..
Cybersalt News - April 2, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1598
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Cybersalt News - April 2, 2016

There is a new funny car picture on the Cybersalt site today. Being married to a trades-person isn't always the blessing some imagine, as you will see in "Plumber Repair" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-ca... read more..
Quote #1465
Quotes
Pastor Tim
2524
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Quote #1465

"The Lord your God is in your midst, a mighty one who will save; he will rejoice over you with gladness; he will quiet you by his love; he will exult over you with loud singing." - Zephaniah 3 read more..
Math Reason
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2399
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Math Reason

Know why I went off on a tangent? Cos.... read more..
Plumber Repair
Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
6152
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Plumber Repair

Being married to a plumber isn't always the benefit one might think. ... read more..
Attention Fords!
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2475
<1min

Attention Fords!

If you leave a bottle of Ritalin inside a Ford Fiesta it will become a Ford Focus.... read more..
Worst Horse Ever
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
7595
<1min

Worst Horse Ever

A jockey is in the parade ring discussing race tactics with the horse's trainer. The trainer tells the jockey that this is the worst horse he has ever seen. It has had 23 races and finished last in ev... read more..
Winning Arguments
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2408
<1min

Winning Arguments

One day I found Morris, my five-year-old son, with the telephone, which he quickly hung up when he saw me. "What were you doing?" I asked him. "Calling Aunt Sarah." "How could you have called Aunt ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4064 - April 1, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
106
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4064 - April 1, 2016

Cybersalt News Today's new entry in the FunBlog is an amazing freestyle yo-yo performance. Seriously, check out "Not your Grandpa's Yo-Yo Competition" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/not-your-grandpa-s read more..
Cybersalt News - April 1, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1700
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Cybersalt News - April 1, 2016

Today's new entry in the FunBlog is an amazing freestyle yo-yo performance. Seriously, check out "Not your Grandpa's Yo-Yo Competition" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/not-your-grandpa-s-yo-yo-competitio... read more..
Acting a Fool Is a Full-Time Occupation
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
3017
4 min read

Acting a Fool Is a Full-Time Occupation

My paternal grandfather’s favorite holiday was April 1. He would spend months putting together some trick to fool either a family member or a friend. Both were assessable to his “tricks.” He could re... read more..
Not Your Grandpa's Yo-Yo Competition
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3038
<1min

Not Your Grandpa's Yo-Yo Competition

This freestyle yo-yo performance is definitely not old school yo-yoing (rhymes with "going" - not "boing")! ... read more..
The Mystery Of Women
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4266
<1min

The Mystery Of Women

I know I'm never going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root . . . . and still be afraid of a spide... read more..
Innocence
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Innocence

In the maternity ward of a hospital, newborn girl baby looks over at newborn boy baby and asks, "Are you a girl baby or a boy baby?" The boy baby quickly chirps up, "I'm a boy baby!" "How can you te... read more..
Quote #1464
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1464

"When you are going through something hard and wonder where God is, remember the teacher is always quiet during a test." - Anonymous read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4063 - March 31, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
112
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4063 - March 31, 2016

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! (Don't be surprised if you feel tired for this one, after all, you've just reached the end of a 31 day March.) There are two new pages on the Cybersalt Site read more..
Cybersalt News - March 31, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1697
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Cybersalt News - March 31, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! (Don't be surprised if you feel tired for this one, after all, you've just reached the end of a 31 day March.) There are two new pages on the Cybersalt Site today. The firs... read more..
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